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  • *weird swedish sounds*

  • Hello hello, sweetheart! (Hej hejdig, hjärtat!)

  • Would you fucking look at that! (Det var som fan!)

  • YoU lAuGh YoU LoSe (SKRatTAr dURloRAr Du)

  • (whispering) Let's do this! (Nu kör vi!)

  • You laugh ? ?

  • You lose ? ?

  • YouTube's favorite show everybody

  • Smash that like button right now to join in on the challenge.

  • Yes, That's the only way you can watch this video

  • and make sure you smash twice and to subscribe.

  • Smash that like button to subscribe right now to this channel.

  • (some legit fortnite dancing)

  • Oh, that's so great

  • I think we show this one, I'm not sure

  • It's subtle

  • * 'deja vu' music box cover*

  • Oh, man

  • * 'deja vu' music box cover*

  • I didn't get it the first time I saw it.

  • I'm like I don't- what's the big deal?

  • *regular sounds of music box*

  • * 'deja vu' music box cover*

  • Ohh.. Me and Marzia will get that for our wedding that's beautiful

  • (shrieks)

  • What the hell is this?

  • *Incessant chicken-like gobbling*

  • Please stop. Okay not interested

  • *oh, not again*

  • Stop!

  • *coo cooo*

  • wuwhuuwhat I didn't say anything!

  • *COOOOO*

  • wHaT ThE hElL?

  • People pay to watch this?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • I do it for free! Okay? What the heck, dude?

  • *tick tock tick tock*

  • *enters gates of hell*

  • Oh My Gahd

  • I don't, I'M NOT GONNA

  • I don't care you copy striked my video (AliNiTy)

  • Its not my fault! You brought this upon yourself!

  • Okay?

  • It's all your fault

  • No, no, no, I gave you a chance to apologize

  • oh my god

  • There's no reasoning in you

  • Jesus Christ

  • PFFT

  • That seems like a great show, would love to watch that

  • That would just be

  • ffaannnaabbbtics

  • The Netherlands is going to the semi finals (Nederland gaat in de halve finale komen)

  • I suddenly have a feeling we are going to the semi finals (trust me it's dutch)

  • Ball possession for Frank De Boer

  • *shots fired*

  • Good old modern warfare quickscope everyb-

  • THEREISBEARCUM|THEREISBEARCUM+ALCP

  • OHOHSOHOHSOCHAOHSCLSNOCNHSAIH

  • *dutch noises*

  • Anomaly screaming "MY D*** IS SO HARD! OOOOOH" in Swedish

  • *swedish noise*

  • Why is there Swedish in there?

  • Why is there Swedish in there?

  • Are the swedes trying to infiltrate this show, "Skrattar durlorar du"?

  • (TRANSLATION COMING UP)

  • My cock is hard that is bear cum everybody hello? My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello.

  • My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello. I am a Swedish

  • I am a Swedish

  • There is (björn kom?) (bear cum)

  • That is byon come (??)

  • Cum, come?

  • DE Ä BJÖRNKOM!

  • DE Ä BJÖRNKOOOOOOOOM

  • All women,

  • *Unsheathes lightsaber*

  • ARE KWEENS

  • IF She BreAtHeS,

  • SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOTTTT

  • WHAT???

  • I CANNOT believe he just said that word.

  • Did he... DID HE JUST SAID the T-word?? the T word? (I totally agree vice, uh, i mean pewds)

  • THE T-WORD? *unbelievable!!!*

  • No! The foulest of all words. This can't be right. I must find this video immediately (yes vice)

  • All women, ARE KWEENS

  • All waHmEN are kWeEns

  • *inhales deeply*

  • If she breathes,

  • SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

  • *screams* *poods dying*

  • Oh, that's so good!

  • -I mean that's so awful

  • If sHe brEAthEs . . . SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

  • AAAARRRGRGGGRGR

  • *Pewds giggles*

  • Uuh... basically left and right politics summarized right here

  • aLL waHmEN are kWeEns

  • *laughs*

  • *PewNews everybody*

  • Excuse me, Gloria Borger here. I don't understand how Pewdiepie could think THOT was a memeable word

  • ayeyaye

  • That's completely beyond me. How dare he? How dare he- he used such foul language

  • It's not like people using jokingly without a bad connotation all the time. Doesn't make any sense

  • "The recoil bruised my shoulder.

  • The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face..."

  • This is an article!!

  • "the smells..."

  • This is a real article!

  • "sulfur and destruction made me sick.

  • The explosions loud like a bomb gave me a temporary case of PTSD"

  • Ooh

  • "For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times I was anxious and irritable

  • *annoying af pewds* hE wAs AnXIoUs aNd iRriTAbLe

  • Can you imagine gave you PTSD?

  • "...a temporary form of PTSD"

  • Temporary form. The dumbest thing I've ever heard to make up like...

  • shooting a gun gave you temporary PTSD if you've never been in a war

  • It makes absolutely no sense.

  • Oh my God, I've seen this!

  • Spoilers guys, spoilers

  • Pikachu: Pika

  • Pikachu,

  • Why won't you get in your pokeball? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Its because... it's because... I always want to be with you

  • *NANI??*

  • I love the guy that cracks up l-listen to his laugh. It's like a serio-heh-us moment

  • listen

  • I can only imagine the discussions they must have had internally about the fact that Pikachu all of the sudden

  • out of nowhere just to- decides to communicate in English

  • iT's bEcAUsE

  • *hysterical AAAAAAHHAAAAHA*

  • I like how it's all adults in the cinema as well watching this kids movie

  • WHAT THE FRICK GUYS Pikachu doesn't talk!!!

  • You're using offence as your shield

  • It's a DEfence. D + fence = DEFENSE

  • COME ON SAY IT

  • Oh, she's hot

  • Damn, why didn't I say it?

  • COME ON

  • YOU CAN DO IT

  • it's just a girl

  • just a person like you

  • It's a good joke

  • SHE'S GONNA LAUGH

  • COME ON ARE YOU LOSING THIS OPPORTUNITY?

  • what's the worst thing that gonna happen?

  • She's gonna like you

  • COME ON YOUCANDOIT

  • SAY IT!!!

  • It's a defense

  • *laughs*

  • yes...

  • *awkward*

  • *sad*

  • *silence*

  • *criiiinge*

  • It's a defense.

  • *? ? meme review*

  • Everyone press F on their keyboards right now please

  • Alright, let's- let's check the patch notes for uh (poods: huh, so hot in here)

  • the sims 3

  • "Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots. Sims can no longer whoo-hoo and in the elevator with a

  • sim who's on a different floor

  • The grim reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

  • Fixed a tuning issues so that Sims now... *wheeze*

  • ...vomit at acceptable levels

  • *wheezing*

  • It is no longer possible to try for baby

  • *wheezing while saying* With a grim reaper

  • Become enemies with a child wish no longer appears

  • Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to

  • *wheeze* attend graduation before they can put themselves out

  • Oof

  • Sims will no longer recieve a wish to 'skinny-dip' with mummies

  • A meteor can hit a building which case everyone will run out before the collision those who do not exit the building will die

  • Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching unless it is a school

  • *wheeze* in which children are not allowed to leave and

  • WHAA-AAA-AAT