Hello hello, sweetheart! (Hej hej på dig, hjärtat!)

Would you fucking look at that! (Det var som fan!)

YoU lAuGh YoU LoSe (SKRatTAr dU fÖRloRAr Du)

(whispering) Let's do this! (Nu kör vi!)

You laugh ? ?

You lose ? ?

YouTube's favorite show everybody

Smash that like button right now to join in on the challenge.

Yes, That's the only way you can watch this video

and make sure you smash twice and to subscribe.

Smash that like button to subscribe right now to this channel.

(some legit fortnite dancing)

Oh, that's so great

I think we show this one, I'm not sure

It's subtle

* 'deja vu' music box cover*

Oh, man

* 'deja vu' music box cover*

I didn't get it the first time I saw it.

I'm like I don't- what's the big deal?

*regular sounds of music box*

* 'deja vu' music box cover*

Ohh.. Me and Marzia will get that for our wedding that's beautiful

(shrieks)

What the hell is this?

*Incessant chicken-like gobbling*

Please stop. Okay not interested

*oh, not again*

Stop!

*coo cooo*

wuwhuuwhat I didn't say anything!

*COOOOO*

wHaT ThE hElL?

People pay to watch this?

Are you kidding me?

I do it for free! Okay? What the heck, dude?

*tick tock tick tock*

*enters gates of hell*

Oh My Gahd

I don't, I'M NOT GONNA

I don't care you copy striked my video (AliNiTy)

Its not my fault! You brought this upon yourself!

Okay?

It's all your fault

No, no, no, I gave you a chance to apologize

oh my god

There's no reasoning in you

Jesus Christ

PFFT

That seems like a great show, would love to watch that

That would just be

ffaannnaabbbtics

The Netherlands is going to the semi finals (Nederland gaat in de halve finale komen)

I suddenly have a feeling we are going to the semi finals (trust me it's dutch)

Ball possession for Frank De Boer

*shots fired*

Good old modern warfare quickscope everyb-

THEREISBEARCUM|THEREISBEARCUM+ALCP

OHOHSOHOHSOCHAOHSCLSNOCNHSAIH

*dutch noises*

Anomaly screaming "MY D*** IS SO HARD! OOOOOH" in Swedish

*swedish noise*

Why is there Swedish in there?

Why is there Swedish in there?

Are the swedes trying to infiltrate this show, "Skrattar du förlorar du"?

(TRANSLATION COMING UP)

My cock is hard that is bear cum everybody hello? My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello.

My cock is so hard there is bear cum everybody. Hello. I am a Swedish

I am a Swedish

There is (björn kom?) (bear cum)

That is byon come (??)

Cum, come?

DE Ä BJÖRNKOM!

DE Ä BJÖRNKOOOOOOOOM

All women,

*Unsheathes lightsaber*

ARE KWEENS

IF She BreAtHeS,

SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOTTTT

WHAT???

I CANNOT believe he just said that word.

Did he... DID HE JUST SAID the T-word?? the T word? (I totally agree vice, uh, i mean pewds)

THE T-WORD? *unbelievable!!!*

No! The foulest of all words. This can't be right. I must find this video immediately (yes vice)

All women, ARE KWEENS

All waHmEN are kWeEns

*inhales deeply*

If she breathes,

SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

*screams* *poods dying*

Oh, that's so good!

-I mean that's so awful

If sHe brEAthEs . . . SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOTTTT

AAAARRRGRGGGRGR

*Pewds giggles*

Uuh... basically left and right politics summarized right here

aLL waHmEN are kWeEns

*laughs*

*PewNews everybody*

Excuse me, Gloria Borger here. I don't understand how Pewdiepie could think THOT was a memeable word

ayeyaye

That's completely beyond me. How dare he? How dare he- he used such foul language

It's not like people using jokingly without a bad connotation all the time. Doesn't make any sense

"The recoil bruised my shoulder.

The brass shell casings disoriented me as they flew past my face..."

This is an article!!

"the smells..."

This is a real article!

"sulfur and destruction made me sick.

The explosions loud like a bomb gave me a temporary case of PTSD"

Ooh

"For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times I was anxious and irritable

*annoying af pewds* hE wAs AnXIoUs aNd iRriTAbLe

Can you imagine gave you PTSD?

"...a temporary form of PTSD"

Temporary form. The dumbest thing I've ever heard to make up like...

shooting a gun gave you temporary PTSD if you've never been in a war

It makes absolutely no sense.

Oh my God, I've seen this!

Spoilers guys, spoilers

Pikachu: Pika

Pikachu,

Why won't you get in your pokeball? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Its because... it's because... I always want to be with you

*NANI??*

I love the guy that cracks up l-listen to his laugh. It's like a serio-heh-us moment

listen

I can only imagine the discussions they must have had internally about the fact that Pikachu all of the sudden

out of nowhere just to- decides to communicate in English

iT's bEcAUsE

*hysterical AAAAAAHHAAAAHA*

I like how it's all adults in the cinema as well watching this kids movie

WHAT THE FRICK GUYS Pikachu doesn't talk!!!

You're using offence as your shield

It's a DEfence. D + fence = DEFENSE

COME ON SAY IT

Oh, she's hot

Damn, why didn't I say it?

COME ON

YOU CAN DO IT

it's just a girl

just a person like you

It's a good joke

SHE'S GONNA LAUGH

COME ON ARE YOU LOSING THIS OPPORTUNITY?

what's the worst thing that gonna happen?

She's gonna like you

COME ON YOUCANDOIT

SAY IT!!!

It's a defense

*laughs*

yes...

*awkward*

*sad*

*silence*

*criiiinge*

It's a defense.

*? ? meme review*

Everyone press F on their keyboards right now please

Alright, let's- let's check the patch notes for uh (poods: huh, so hot in here)

the sims 3

"Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal subway stations from lots. Sims can no longer whoo-hoo and in the elevator with a

sim who's on a different floor

The grim reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.

Fixed a tuning issues so that Sims now... *wheeze*

...vomit at acceptable levels

*wheezing*

It is no longer possible to try for baby

*wheezing while saying* With a grim reaper

Become enemies with a child wish no longer appears

Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to

*wheeze* attend graduation before they can put themselves out

Oof

Sims will no longer recieve a wish to 'skinny-dip' with mummies

A meteor can hit a building which case everyone will run out before the collision those who do not exit the building will die

Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching unless it is a school

*wheeze* in which children are not allowed to leave and

WHAA-AAA-AAT