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  • *piano music*

  • WHAT THE FUCK DI-

  • [urging to puke]

  • [urging to puke]

  • [urging to puke]

  • Yep..

  • TAY SWAY

  • Guide me

  • *inaudible*

  • Taylor Swift - Blank Space

  • Choo Choo on this

  • mother fucker.

  • Taylor Swift - Blank Space

  • Yep..

  • What the fuck are they doing???

  • WHY?!

  • [VICTORY SCREAM]

  • Yep..

  • [Groaning]

  • [Groaning]

  • *Poods is grossed out*

  • You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

  • [lighter clicks]

  • Not everyone is ready...

  • [Groaning]

  • *More fart like groaning*

  • Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

  • Intense Dubstep

  • [groaning]

  • *More Fart Groans -3-*

  • [burp]

  • No fear!

  • Thats right!

  • [jumpscare]

  • Okay- you're good

  • You're good

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Yep..

  • [vomits]

  • Oh, its good!

  • [puking intensifies]

  • (Background: I hate peedeepie)

  • Because... pewdiepie

  • sucks and..

  • his fans

  • sucks.

  • Fanboys...

  • sucks.

  • Pewdiepie sucks...

  • I hate fucking pewdiepie...

  • Don't call me fat..

  • because your fat too!

  • BITCH!

  • *Silence*

  • *Poods contemplating life decision*

  • Yep..*oh fuck*

  • Here we go...

  • OH

  • OHH

  • OHHH

  • OHHHH

  • AHH

  • AHHHH

  • BROS!

  • I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

  • ❤ I will never forget you

  • Dramatic Music

  • This is it.

  • Hey! Im actually fine :D

  • [explosion]

  • This one's for TImmy!

  • This is it for Private Clutch

  • Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

  • I'm out of ammo!

  • Tell my subs..

  • Tell the Bros..

  • [radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

  • - What?

  • [radio]: You've taken out the enemy

  • They're all dead!

  • - Really?

  • Oh..

  • Well, how about that bitches!

  • Yep..

  • [woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

  • like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

  • *deadpanned face*

  • *I am disappointed.*

  • [Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

  • Surprise motherfucker!!

  • Oh! OH MY GOD!

  • NO! NO! NUN

  • HUN HUN HUH AH

  • PFF PFSS PFFU

  • *BOOM BITCH*

  • Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

  • Zero deaths!

  • Pewds never dies!

  • What is this magical device?

  • [laughs]

  • [laughing continues]

  • OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

  • OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

  • Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

  • But they were-

  • *rlly bitch?*

  • This is art!

  • Like, this-is-art!

  • You can't argue with art!

  • Hey!!

  • Inspirational Music

  • *I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

  • Inspirational Music

  • KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

  • [guy in the phone]: Hello..

  • [Pewds]: I will find you..

  • - Hum, why??

  • - I will look for you!

  • - What the fuck

  • - And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

  • - Are you crazy?

  • - No..

  • I'm pewdiepie...

  • - Ehmm, okay..

  • *Call Ends*

  • [laughs]

  • Man..

  • Literally felling this..

  • I'm in another game.

  • Oh my God

  • There's a car level coming up!

  • *pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

  • How you ladies doing?

  • MORE!

  • MOORE!

  • YEAHH!

  • Ahh

  • Taste good!!

  • YEAHH!

  • OHHH

  • MORE!

  • MORE POW-

  • ROCK

  • Sentimental Music

  • *Pewds hides in his shell*

  • Sentimental Music

  • The fuck was that?

  • Sentimental Music

  • *rip*

  • Sentimental Music

  • You think this is some kind of game?

  • Technically, it is.

  • *snort*

  • Sentimental Music

  • ZERO DEATHS.

  • It's a tricky part

  • [Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

  • - I think you should be nervous

  • - Yeah?

  • - I've seen you play Conan

  • [laughs]

  • - You're pretty awful! I-

  • [Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

  • [Cry]: Cut......the.....

  • [Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

  • - No!

  • FU--*dies before explodes*

  • What does it say?

  • It's the 1 million one

  • and it's fucking BROKEN!

  • "Congrats for surpassing one million!"

  • Oh that's cool!

  • That happened years ago!

  • GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

  • Hey Jack!

  • This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

  • but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

  • Which is convinient..

  • because you videos are about as cringey

  • as a dove commercial!

  • [some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

  • [Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

  • - You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

  • - Oh, oh, heyy

  • No!

  • - You make thousands of dollars..EVEN MILLIONS OF DOLLA--

  • - [laughs]

  • Thousands of dollars..

  • That's cute!

  • [laughs]

  • I'm gonna shave!

  • [Maya]: Fine...

  • If you shave..

  • I'll make it so that Marzia..

  • Won't!

  • *OH FUCK*

  • Swaggy Music

  • They call me Beast Master 64!

  • I'm the greatest pokeman hunter alive.

  • Dramatic Music

  • Step by step..

  • OUGHH *JUMPSCARES*

  • *c'mere bitch*

  • *distorted* Game Over..

  • The fuck was that?

  • That's a Pokémon right there!

  • That's a Pokémon!

  • OH MY GOD ;-;

  • That's my Pokémon!

  • *GUNSHOT*

  • Dramatic Music

  • Emotional Music

  • If Pokémon aren't real

  • Then dogs aren't real either

  • *SOBBINGS*

  • *GUNSHOT*

  • [SCREAMS]

  • FUUUUUUU-

  • "I can't believe this happened.."

  • "I can't believe this.."

  • "You won't believe this.."

  • "SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE ME!!" *fucking liar*

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE KIDS.." *they smoke crack?*

  • "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FELL!!"

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THIS.."

  • " I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.."

  • " CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"

  • I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

  • HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

  • YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

  • Get the boat!

  • Get the boat! Get-

  • The Pok-A-Bitch!

  • I'm gonna have to send a Pok-A-Bitch

  • C'mon Pok-A-Bitch!

  • GO POK-A-BITCH!

  • AHH!

  • C'mon! OH!

  • GET HER!!!!

  • Don't film this!

  • [Sorshit]: What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Yeah what the fuck am I doing?

  • - What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Godammit! What the fuck am I doing?

  • What the fuck am I DOING?

  • - What the fuck are you doing?

  • - I'm not a vegan!

  • I wasn't dead! Oh my God!

  • NO!!

  • ♪ 'Cause you had a bad day

  • Your takin one down

  • [Pewdiepie]: Just sing a sad song, just turn it around..

  • If you don't have core message as making a positive

  • impact on the planet, what the-

  • W-w-w-w-w-what t-t-the

  • What the fuck are you doing?

  • - Oh my God there it is!

  • - There it is!

  • There it is! It's right there!

  • Remember me!

  • Camera man.. Remember me!

  • So, Sky News posted:

  • "Popular YouTuber PewDiePie unverified due to suspected relations with ISIS.."

  • It seems legit right?

  • We got it!!

  • Yes!

  • [laughs]

  • Where's the drone seriously? OK

  • The fuck was that sound?

  • *SIGN MY SHIRT BITCH!*

  • AHHHHHH!

  • [Malcom]: The most important part..

  • - The most important part, here it comes.. ok

  • - PewDiPie is gay!

  • Pewdiepie EXPOSED

  • [Marzia]: You can even scoop your tongue

  • like that and you hold it and then you just-

  • - I see..

  • There's a Demon on-

  • [Marzia screams]

  • How does that EXISSS-

  • I will send out my greatest

  • achievement.. Squirtle!

  • I've infuse him with my own DNA

  • FIRE THE CANONS!

  • Dramatic Music

  • *Cannons Bursting*

  • Dramatic Music

  • Squirtle..

  • Dramatic Music

  • I need to save him!

  • Dramatic Music

  • Sending the helicopter!

  • Dramatic Music

  • Sad Music

  • My face is just like:

  • "Oh God, this is gonna be in the internet forever now.."

  • OH!

  • What the ff-

  • Jurassic Park Theme

  • Aw shit!

  • Oh no!

  • Yep..

  • To get your core message across

  • you really gotta hit those points.. fast!

  • Marina get it fast!

  • As much information as fucking POSSIBLE!

  • GO!

  • [Marina Joyce]: You should watch, 'Cow Spiracy??'

  • because it's a very good thing to watch,

  • but it's gorey, so I don't recommend watching it.

  • What the fuck does that mean? Ouch! Shit.

  • [Minacha]: I'm minacha please..

  • - "I'm minacha please.."

  • Minacha please...

  • You're a minacha please?

  • Minacha please

  • *best dance ever*

  • ...

  • Please satan..

  • No... No more...

  • dancing. *do my evil bidding*

  • UGH!

  • Nein..Nein.. ;-;

  • AAAAH *screams*

  • Oh no you saw me!

  • Oh.. ohh.. T_T

  • That's so embarassing

  • You sold everything what do you have now?

  • I have....

  • *laughs*

  • I have bullet ball.

  • *cries*

  • I don't even have a home to go back to...

  • Inspirational Music

  • You don't understand.

  • I'm gonna pleasure myself with this fish.

  • It is- pleasure yourself!

  • What the fuck!

  • Fuck this game!

  • What the fuck me? You recommended the game!

  • You recommend--

  • *relationship goals af*

  • Romantic Music

  • *surprised*

  • *laughter*

  • *He done fucked up*

  • Pewds: Oh, wow...what is it?? Wehfhehuh...you think because you have green hair, you're better than me?

  • Jack: I didn't turn off the comments.

  • *waht*

  • GET PIED

  • Marzia??: You want me to take it off?

  • Pewds: Not now...we're filming...

  • *...*

  • *FUCK.*

  • *laughs*

  • *ZZZZZZZAP!!* Jack: OOOOOH!!!

  • Pewds: *laughs* Jack: I felt that here and here!!

  • Jack: That was weir--No!! GO AWAY you fucking...asshole..

  • Marzia??: Keep your eyes open and look at me when you kiss me.

  • *fangirls....no.NO.*

  • To the sky

  • To the moon

  • Making my Skyline brand new

  • [Guy #1]: ...work if we get 50K likes, so...you don't need to hit it or anything, but..uh...FUCKING hit it.

  • Pewdiepie: AYO WHAT IS UP!!! 50 MILLION LIKES!! CAN WE HIT IT UP ON THIS VIDEO?!?!

  • 50 MILLION!!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! IT'S RIGHT DOWN THERE I KNOW YOU SEEN IT!!!

  • WHAT ARE YOU? BLIND??! *no i'm frank.*

  • *Pewdiepie.exe has stopped working.*

  • [Michael]: Don't eat anymore! You're crazy! I put a whole...pipette....of this.....CRAZY stuff in it.

  • [Pewds]: You actually did it?

  • [Pewds]: Michael. For real? [Michael]: Yeah...

  • *EEEEEEEEENGH*

  • You know...part of me is angry...but the other part is real proud that you tried to kill me.

  • I'm poppy

  • I swear to you...at 50 million subs...when we hit 50 million....I am deleting my channel.

  • *drowning in sorrow*

  • *eeew...that's gnarly*

  • I wanna die. *same*

  • Poppy: I can't find it...*find what?*

  • I think she's looking for her-

  • she's looking for her quality content.

  • Why cant we be friends

  • Jack: Technically, now at..1.3 Million dollars.

  • *Screams of Joy*

  • *OHHHHHHHHHH*

  • [Edgar]: NEXT ingredient.

  • Edgar: Every Christmas...was a sad memory...because grandma was an alcoholic.

  • Edgar: But we have to honor.....her recipe.

  • dun do it

  • oh noes

  • ONE MILLLION DISLIKES!! OR I'LL DROWN MYSELF.

  • *screams of pain*

  • AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • That was the joke.

  • That was it...that was...the.........that was the joke.

  • First of all....WE did this. Oh! It's got the brofist!

  • It's a custom!

  • That's really fucking cool.

  • AN exclusive...ULTRA rare...it smells LOVELY.

  • Alright! I hope you enjoyed this montage.

  • And if ya did... make sure you leave aaa.....

  • Actually...why don't you check out ANOTHER montage..that we did last year?

  • I think 2016, was one of my favorite years on YouTube so far...aaaand...it would not be possible...without you guys watching.

  • Subscribing, Balling...(wait wut) ...and all that shit. So, I appreciate that...and thank you. It means the world me.

  • 'Fo you click...bwoOwfist.

  • JESUS these captions were poisoned with spam... not all heroes wear capes ya'kno?

*piano music*

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