WHAT THE FUCK DI-

[urging to puke]

[urging to puke]

[urging to puke]

Yep..

TAY SWAY

Guide me

*inaudible*

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

Choo Choo on this

mother fucker.

♪ Taylor Swift - Blank Space ♪

Yep..

What the fuck are they doing???

WHY?!

[VICTORY SCREAM]

Yep..

[Groaning]

[Groaning]

*Poods is grossed out*

You wanna see some fireworks m8? (nu)

[lighter clicks]

Not everyone is ready...

[Groaning]

*More fart like groaning*

Yeah you better back up a little bit more man..

♪ Intense Dubstep ♪

[groaning]

*More Fart Groans -3-*

[burp]

No fear!

Thats right!

[jumpscare]

Okay- you're good

You're good

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yep..

[vomits]

Oh, its good!

[puking intensifies]

(Background: I hate peedeepie)

Because... pewdiepie

sucks and..

his fans

sucks.

Fanboys...

sucks.

Pewdiepie sucks...

I hate fucking pewdiepie...

Don't call me fat..

because your fat too!

BITCH!

*Silence*

*Poods contemplating life decision*

Yep..*oh fuck*

Here we go...

OH

OHH

OHHH

OHHHH

AHH

AHHHH

BROS!

I'll have you know I LOVE YOU

❤ I will never forget you ❤

♪ Dramatic Music ♪

This is it.

Hey! Im actually fine :D

[explosion]

This one's for TImmy!

This is it for Private Clutch

Sorry, I don't think I'm gonna make it!

I'm out of ammo!

Tell my subs..

Tell the Bros..

[radio]: Private Pie, I've got good news!

- What?

[radio]: You've taken out the enemy

They're all dead!

- Really?

Oh..

Well, how about that bitches!

Yep..

[woman]: I think PewDiePie probably does prank videos

like, with dick slaps, I don't know..

*deadpanned face*

*I am disappointed.*

[Pewds: Surprise motherfucker!

Surprise motherfucker!!

Oh! OH MY GOD!

NO! NO! NUN

HUN HUN HUH AH

PFF PFSS PFFU

*BOOM BITCH*

Oh! WHAT THE SHT WAS THAT-

Zero deaths!

Pewds never dies!

What is this magical device?

[laughs]

[laughing continues]

OH! OH! OH! OH! OH

OH! OH! OH! OH! OHHHH!

Haters doubted that I couldn't do it..

But they were-

*rlly bitch?*

This is art!

Like, this-is-art!

You can't argue with art!

Hey!!

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

*I'm VERY uncomfortable right nao.*

♪ Inspirational Music ♪

♪ KSI - Lamborghini (Ear Rape) ♪

[guy in the phone]: Hello..

[Pewds]: I will find you..

- Hum, why??

- I will look for you!

- What the fuck

- And I will fist you- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Brofist.. you! *shit! nvm*

- Are you crazy?

- No..

I'm pewdiepie...

- Ehmm, okay..

*Call Ends*

[laughs]

Man..

Literally felling this..

I'm in another game.

Oh my God

There's a car level coming up!

*pewds tries a daring attempt to get sum pussy.*

How you ladies doing?

MORE!

MOORE!

YEAHH!

Ahh

Taste good!!

YEAHH!

OHHH

MORE!

MORE POW-

♪ ROCK ♪

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

*Pewds hides in his shell*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

The fuck was that?

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

*rip*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

You think this is some kind of game?

Technically, it is.

*snort*

♪ Sentimental Music ♪

ZERO DEATHS.

It's a tricky part

[Conan]: Are you nervous about playing with me humm, you know legend

- I think you should be nervous

- Yeah?

- I've seen you play Conan

[laughs]

- You're pretty awful! I-

[Pewds]: We can't make any more mistakes!

[Cry]: Cut......the.....

[Cry]: Alright, you said there's a red wire?

- No!

FU--*dies before explodes*

What does it say?

It's the 1 million one

and it's fucking BROKEN!

"Congrats for surpassing one million!"

Oh that's cool!

That happened years ago!

GIVE ME 44 OF THESE!! (55*)

Hey Jack!

This is what your fans think you look like..*Helloooo...*

but this is what you really look like! *ohhhhhhh*

Which is convinient..

because you videos are about as cringey

as a dove commercial!

[some kid]: I can't fuckng stand you, you son of a bitch!

[Pewds]: I think this guy is actually legit!

- You're a fucking useless YouTuber you little cunt!

- Oh, oh, heyy