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  • Amnesia: The Dark Descent

  • Here we are.

  • Back at it again!

  • Amnesia.

  • I have not seen this menu in so long and it's so nostalgic.

  • It's a wonderful menu.

  • Uh, I thought instead of just doing the new game, we'll do an old custom story.

  • This one is called "Sealed".

  • "You are sealed, stuck in your house."

  • "You cannot get out, nor can you escape your nightmares. Prepare to get scared."

  • Well, we'll see about that.

  • I wonder if this is still scary.

  • I wonder.

  • "What is that... Noise?"

  • "Sounds like bugs or... Something else."

  • "I better get my lantern-"

  • Okay.

  • Book!

  • Fantastic, I love this.

  • *Mr. Chair* Hey Pewdie! It's me, Mr. Chair!

  • The game had a wonderful engine. I gotta say that it's so fun to just mess around with.

  • Alright, where is this...

  • God damn lantern?

  • For real though, where is it?

  • I feel like I've solved every single puzzle you could-

  • No, I'm not gonna go there.

  • Alright, this lock..

  • Where's the fucking lantern?

  • Chair?

  • Check if it's safe.

  • Okay, it's-

  • God damn, it's dark.

  • I forgot how dark the game is.

  • They really did a great job on the..

  • The light system.

  • You don't see it in a lot of games.

  • 'Cause you can't see very far.

  • There she is.

  • What's happening-

  • There we go. You have the lantern.

  • Your best friend.

  • You use those.

  • Man, I miss this game.

  • It was such-

  • I don't trust you.

  • All the Pewdiepie memes are coming out.

  • 20-

  • 2012 memes.

  • Ha!

  • Alright, I need a key to get past here, apparently.

  • My God...

  • Woaaahhh!

  • Okay, okay, okay. Alright.

  • I trust you now.

  • Oh shit, sorry.

  • What do [did] I do wrong?

  • What did I do wrong? I'll put you here.

  • Just to make sure you're safe.

  • You're too fat.

  • I know you can get oil from these as well.

  • There you go.

  • Okay, now we can go.

  • And perhaps now we can-

  • Fuck!

  • I should try slee-

  • What?

  • This is an amazing custom story.

  • "You're in 'Nightmare Mode',"

  • "It means you're sleeping, but beware, you can still die."

  • Oh look, a giant corridor.

  • I wonder if anything is going to get...

  • Thrown into my face, perhaps.

  • Let's check it out.

  • You can lean in this game as well.

  • Wooooh!

  • Oh man, the memories!

  • Nev-

  • Oh shit, my man!

  • Oh shit! Aaah!

  • Fuck! It's still scary!

  • It's the fucking sounds, man. The sound is incredible.

  • Oh shit. Ahh!

  • Let me go!

  • We're fine.

  • Ohh shit!

  • Down we go.

  • Woo!

  • Man, it's still scary, what the fuck?

  • "Damn it! This is the 27th night.."

  • 27 is very specific.

  • "..That I didn't get any sleep at all. If this continues, I'll turn insane."

  • I need the Biblia.

  • Is that- Biblia!

  • So much respect for chairs in this game.

  • Alright, you're coming with me, Mr. Chair.

  • If that's even your real name!

  • Suspicious carpet..

  • I know there's a key under one of the carpets in the game.

  • Man, should I just replay the original Amnesia?

  • I didn't wanna do it 'cause it takes so long.

  • It builds up for like 40 minutes.

  • Maybe I'll just do that.

  • All right, what is this custom story, man?

  • Can I go here?

  • It's locked!

  • Ow.

  • Memories. ♫

  • There she is.

  • Eastern. Is that here?

  • Oh, you have to like..

  • No?

  • Very classic uh..

  • Love the menu.

  • So simple. It's brilliant!

  • This game really is brilliant.

  • There she is.

  • Very suspicious.

  • Oh, fuck!

  • What?

  • I remember, this is one of the things about Amnesia that was so different.

  • You couldn't really die.

  • You d-- Stephano!

  • hahahaha

  • *continues laughing*

  • YES!

  • So for those of you don't know this guy was like my main guy-

  • Hey Pewdie, it's been a long time

  • *laughing*

  • This fucking statue

  • And then developers like doing the custom ones they would put it everywhere in the game as a little easter egg

  • Stefano!

  • I didn't know he was in this one. That's hilarious.

  • Where have you been, Poodiepie? It's been 84 years

  • There you go

  • Don't worry, bro. Ah, fuck nevermind

  • It was me that killed you, you son of a bitch!

  • God damn it. I've been tricked. Oh, God, jump. I'm fine, actually.

  • Oh, it's my sanity that is low.

  • I fucking hate 2017 Pewdiepie

  • Its the worst Pewdiepie, you changed man!

  • There we go...oh nice, nice head stand there, buddy.

  • You really got it going for you

  • I've been stuck in this game, this shitty game...

  • I don't know if I should do this whole Laudanananaum (trying to say "Laudanum")

  • Lah-Laudanum

  • Lau-Laudanum. It's not that hard to say, Felix.

  • Wow, you really grown a lot, Felix.

  • Ah, fuck!

  • There we go, let's take the sanity potion.

  • [So I ] won't keep fucking collapsing.

  • What's happened?

  • Game is loading again.

  • Oh God. We are in nightmare mode again

  • Stephano?

  • Where did you go?

  • I loved you...

  • Oh, God

  • Box

  • Incredible

  • *excited gasp*

  • Barrels!

  • My good, old friends.

  • How are you? It's been a long time.

  • I love you so much

  • My favorite- barrels are the best, remember?

  • Its funny, 'cause like...

  • The game just happened to have a physics system...

  • where you can interact with objects, cause the game really doesn't have much else

  • But that just somehow made it so fucking popular for YouTube videos

  • Where'd he go? You're coming with me, Mr. Barrel.

  • Very...

  • weiredly placed carpet.

  • I feel like that's like...

  • Let's have a look here; what'd I miss, huh?

  • Maybe a...

  • Maybe a key in one of these? NOPE!

  • Slerrab - okay, I've hidden the key...

  • ...in this room...

  • under one of the

  • BARREL

  • THOSE

  • FUCKING

  • BARRELS.

  • Was it you?

  • WAS IT YOU?

  • What?

  • Oh there!

  • Aww, HELL no

  • Aww, HELL no!

  • Aww HELL no, man.

  • Imma chill in here, man.

  • OH Jesus, Remember?

  • Having to hide from "The bro."

  • That's actually where "bro" came from, 'cause I -

  • Oh shit

  • I kept calling HIM "bro"

  • EY, BRO!

  • You got a great ass, bro!

  • I hope you bros aren't...

  • ---SISTERS. I'm sorry

  • Looking at this like "Aw man..."

  • "...look at him now..."

  • "...He's not even scared or all this shit."

  • I want this to be sorta... reminiscent.

  • I'm just gonna go for it.

  • Nothing.

  • Oh shit, he broke the door

  • Well, he didn't see me somehow so that worked out

  • bYE ByE~~!

  • Wait, Mr. Barrel.

  • Of course!

  • How could you forget about me?

  • My favorite character of all time, Mr. Barrel

  • Go!

  • Ohhh!

  • HELL NOOO!

  • Oh HELL NOO!

  • Oh yeah you feel--

  • AAaaaAgGGGgHHH!!!

  • WhAt?!

  • AGHH!

  • OHH!

  • Fuck!

  • It's still REALLY scary

  • 'cause the sound is fucking awesome

  • I've never realized that before - I thought..

  • I thought it was the... the monsters

  • but I guess the combination of each but, DAMN.

  • We got some OIL

  • Being chased... it's still scary as fuck

  • Eastern Hall Attic Key (Your British is showing, Pewds)

  • Anyone entering this house must remain for

  • a great evil lies in wait to devour anyone into its dark cruel grip of a thousand nightmare of hauntings

  • I remember another thing with a... all the custom mods is that

  • That really bothered me a lot, it was Uhhh--

  • and I didn't really acknowledge it at the time, but...

  • I feel like now I can say it

  • Just 'cause you can make a good mod, doesn't mean you can write, Ok?

  • Just 'cause you're a game developer

  • Doesn't mean you're a fucking writer

  • Jesus Christ people would put like ESSAYS in the goddamn notes,

  • and they were SO BAD!

  • So BADLY written.

  • My God...

  • I'm not saying I could do better but Jesus Christ,

  • it was like-- and people got so pissed.

  • "You're not reading the notes!"

  • And I'm like

  • Ugh, but its SO BAD.

  • Why would you put all these doors in here, if they're all locked?

  • Oh!

  • Oh this is where I--We came from.

  • What'd I miss, then?

  • It is sort of charming, though. To revisit.

  • I like it.

  • Ah--Is seriously every single door locked?

  • It brings you to the third point of this game which is...

  • The Puzzles!

  • They did a really good job in the original game of balancing...

  • ...you know, the intense moments with...

  • ...puzzles that were really fun and... and still...

  • ...IMMERSIVE to explore.

  • But I found a lot [of the time] in custom stories...

  • Ah we still have a key, okay.

  • I don't know which door it goes to

  • Uhh...

  • Y-you get stuck in the custom story,

  • and we just get kind of annoyed and pissed off, and it breaks the immersion, sorta.

  • Alright, here we go, this does not look suspicious at all, does it?

  • Maybe I should replay the original game

  • Would you guys be down for that FULL Let's Play?

  • I dunno if that's interesting

  • BRAP!

  • Maybe I'll do it for live-stream.

  • Maybe I'll do it for that

  • And then you guys can join along

  • Another

  • BARREL!!!

  • Something satisfying ab[out]--

  • "Why do you hate us, pewds?"

  • "Is it because we're brown?"

  • "We know you're a racist now, Pewds."

  • It's what the media [says]--

  • OH fuck

  • Whoah

  • Maybe I should ask you guys to make a custom story for next like uh

  • Reddit

  • Submission thing

  • Awww Geez...

  • OH, NO!! (D:)

  • Oh not the water monster.

  • The fucking water monster.

  • OW!

  • FUCK!!

  • Ohhh My God, I have a BONE SAW.

  • ...why?

  • How am I supposed to make it all the way, dude?

  • That doesn't even help!

  • I'm just gonna run for it

  • oooOHHH

  • MY

  • GAAAWWWWDDD!

  • woooooooaaaaAAOOW.

  • Nailed it!

  • AHH...

  • AHH

  • AH!

  • FUCK!

  • FUKFUKFUKFUK

  • FUuUCK!

  • ah

  • ohh

  • fuck.

  • AhHAHAHA

  • ahhh....

  • It still gets you going, huh, doesn't it?

  • I'm screaming way too much for this microphone. I'm sorry

  • WHOO!

  • Get's your blood going...

  • Get's your blood going.

  • *iconic Pewdpiepie laugh*

  • ohh, Man.

  • The memories.

  • The good times.

  • We had so much fun in this game, man.

  • SO much fun.

  • Ohh, man.

  • The memories!

  • They're all coming back to me!

  • They're all coming back--

  • It's such a shame!

  • Such a damn shame.

  • I mean, I fully understand...

  • The developers of not wanting to do this...

  • The same game over and over--

  • They want to make a game they wanna make.

  • And they made a really great game, I just never got around to play-- What was it called...uh.

  • Don't remember what it was called, man.

  • I see the hole there behind uhh...

  • Nope? Okay, never mind.

  • I know there was like a

  • Bone saw. I don't-- Why do I keep picking up bone saws?

  • There was always hidden stuff THERE...

  • I know all the hidden spots!

  • I fuckin...

  • ...played it SO much

  • Wait, isn't this where we came from?

  • K, well there's blood in there now.

  • That's always a great indicator...

  • of where to go.

  • This...

  • This doesn't look bad at all!

  • "What? I haven't seen this room before!"

  • "Ohh, Pewds..."

  • OH, GOD.

  • That was it! That was it!

  • ah HAhaHA!

  • "Adden Holfman"

  • "odn314"

  • That was the thing they would add at the-- each ending.

  • They had a different message, I believe.

  • At the very end... depending on which ending,

  • 'Cause the game had three different endings, I believe.

  • Alright, well that-- wasn't that fun to revisit?

  • Let me know what you guys think

  • I think that's sort of fits.

  • Uhhhm.

  • That sorta fits.

  • What it was...

  • for what it was.

  • Uhh

  • Thank you guys for watching. I hope you had fun that revisiting this

  • Uhh, with me. I had a lot of fun.

  • I'm smiling. I can't stop smiling. It's so fun.

  • Uhh, Leave a like if you enjoy watching, I'll see you sisters... or BROS!

  • *whispers* Brofist. Pewds, we are so glad you had fun! Thank you for making wonderful videos! - Your subscibers.

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