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  • I will defeat this game

  • if it's the last thing I'll ever do..

  • This game is easy ok

  • If you haven't played this game it's a piece of cake.

  • This cake is- it's not a very delicious cake

  • but it's a cake.

  • That needs to be eaten

  • ALIVE

  • First you got to make sure you go up here

  • right okay alright

  • Slow down there cowboy we're not speedrunning it~

  • Now we got to get up to the rake

  • which you might think "oh that's impossible"

  • it's actually super easy.

  • now THIS bit you want to go out as far as possible

  • and you want to pendulum swing

  • and that actually makes the slide 20 times eazier

  • a lot of people struggle on the slide

  • NØŦ ĐƗS ǤUɎ

  • there's another one of those where you just have to launch yourself

  • and right before you go

  • YOU'RE GONNA AAAAAAA

  • THAT'S HOW ITS DONE

  • So what you want to do is you want to grab the hammer heAre

  • ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ???? very slowly

  • Vewy nice

  • Oh god! That's not slow. Bu- you're not going slow right now buddy

  • Oh you oh no you- I made a terrible...

  • OH look at that

  • Oh look at that

  • You thought I made a terribLE mihftake (mistake w/ his shitty swedish accent jk)

  • j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶

  • Now we're gonna do the same trick as we have done before

  • nooow I've only- AH~ MY GOD okay

  • we're just gonna we're just gonna fucking- PRRRRRRRA

  • THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS to be a ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • NO!! NO FUCK YOU! [laugh, and the world laughs with you.]

  • FUCK YOU THEN [Weep, and you weep alone.]

  • [For the sad old-] IDIDIDIDIDI would you- can you be quiet?

  • Can I turn him off?

  • Can I turm in off???

  • oh wow the game just became better

  • OH

  • OH hello

  • What's up?! What's up?!!

  • fuck you

  • What's up everybody it's-yA boi

  • fuUUck oh god what have I done?

  • AAAH look at that SKILL look at that skiiiill babah

  • game journalist little 5000 right there (??)

  • WUOAH

  • POwer move

  • POWER mo-

  • ...

  • POWER MOVE

  • ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴹᴼⱽᴱ (??)

  • Hell yeah man!! You killin' it Felix OOH

  • OOOOOOOH (look at his tougue)

  • NO (omg my ears)

  • ????'? ???? ????????? ??? ??? *moaning*

  • "Pewds you're using macros" Shut the fuck up

  • excuse me the door is ringing

  • (pewds butt has gone away with his dignity)

  • oh hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • (the visitor is IMPACIENT (the doorbell rang 2 times)) (caution phone users)

  • (i warned ya)

  • (THREE TIMES NOW)

  • (wait. Is it a bell?)

  • I'm the best goddamn gamer on YouTube.

  • lift me up... like- fuck and- dammit! It's so FRUSTRATING

  • *laughs*

  • I have no control. I'm just like waving my foot

  • (look at his mouth, again)

  • SUCK ON MY fucking toes (?)

  • *unintelligible groanings*

  • (Pewds you ok?)

  • GET UUUUUUP

  • Can YoU SUck a DICK? My god like

  • Oh my go-

  • He just prrramlehaha

  • oh wow

  • no

  • (mouth)

  • (again)

  • nO

  • I'm so fucking-

  • oh my GOD. OH. MY. GAH.

  • this stupid (c/g)rumbling little thing in the mouse

  • and my gggGOD

  • 'kay

  • right

  • How in the world do I get up from there?

  • I keep- doesn't fucking going anywhere

  • No. We do not go down there.

  • No.

  • We talked about this. Oh my god it, it- I'm sweating so much.

  • This stupid guy

  • No. RELAX.

  • New strat. New strat. New strat. (strategy)

  • That will PIERC- nOO. No!! Oh god.

  • ahh fuck

  • New strat.

  • What the fuck, like, launch yourself woman

  • Did I just hear someone using microaggression?

  • whoa whoa whoa what just happened? What just happened?

  • How did I do that? oh my god omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead in Japanese)

  • Can I just sit here? Can I just sit here?

  • You know... You know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die

  • *bells ringing*

  • I can't tell if it's real life or the game at this point

  • oh oh oh no NO

  • NO

  • NOOO

  • We fight BACK OOH oh

  • ah ah ah ah

  • (?? r u alright?)

  • Oh god oh my god OH WOW

  • Oh-kay

  • Okay we're on the toilet Sitting on a toilet

  • (we lost him)

  • Oh huh shut up music

  • BEST GAMER ON YOUTUBE

  • Didn't you think i could get it didn't you

  • "Oh he's never going to beat this."

  • easy.

  • EASY.

  • now we going down BABE. Goin down~~

  • It's gonna be easy.

  • What the heck is this?

  • My body is shaking

  • What what's up everybody

  • Oh what? No. No. No. no no you can't be serious

  • What happens down there?

  • Do I have to go up there? if I fall what happens if I fall down?

  • You're so mean

  • whoever made this. Bennett you're so mean let's just push away this orange. Go away.

  • Can we push this out a little bit as well? No that's frozen. Okay

  • oh wow

  • There's no checkpoints

  • there is no checkpoint

  • That's so mean

  • You're mean~

  • oh wow okay

  • It's so steep.

  • It's seriously so steep.

  • Oh wow oh wow look at that look at that everybody it's your boy PewDiePie I'm gonna cry

  • oh my god it gets steeper

  • (stop crying)

  • It's just not fair

  • it's just not fair

  • oh my god it gets even worse

  • Oh my god

  • [you know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die]

  • NOOOOoooo

I will defeat this game

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THIS GAME SHOULD BE ILLEGAL / Getting Over It / #3

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
Video vocabulary

Keywords

struggle

US /ˈstrʌɡəl/

UK /'strʌɡl/

  • noun
  • Strong efforts made to do something difficult
  • A prolonged effort for something
  • A difficult or challenging situation or task
  • verb
  • To try very hard to do something difficult
  • other
  • To try very hard to do, achieve, or deal with something that is difficult or that causes problems
  • To fight or struggle violently
accent

US /ˈækˌsɛnt/

UK /'æksent/

  • verb
  • To give emphasis to (a point you are making)
  • other
  • To emphasize (a particular feature).
  • noun
  • Feature of a design, e.g. a stripe on a shirt
  • Correct spoken emphasis on a part of a word
  • Emphasis given to a particular syllable or word in speech.
  • A way of speaking that shows your dialect or class
strategy

US /ˈstrætədʒi/

UK /'strætədʒɪ/

  • noun
  • Careful plan or method for achieving a goal
  • A plan of action designed to achieve a long-term or overall aim.
  • other
  • Branch of military dealing with command
grab

US /ɡræb/

UK /ɡræb/

  • verb
  • To take and hold something quickly
trick

US /trɪk/

UK /trɪk/

  • verb
  • To fool someone in order to obtain a result
  • To playfully tease or fool to make someone laugh
  • noun
  • Act of trying to fool someone
  • Quick or skillful way of doing something
  • Something done to make someone laugh
  • adjective
  • Not reliable; likely to deceive you
butt

US /bʌt/

UK /bʌt/

  • noun
  • (Informal) fleshy part of your body you sit on
  • The thick end of something, especially a cigarette.
  • verb
  • To strike, push, or shove (someone or something) with the head.
  • To share a boundary by being next to
dignity

US /ˈdɪgnəti/

UK /ˈdɪgnəti/

  • noun
  • A composed or serious manner or style.
  • High rank, office, or position.
  • The right of a person to be valued and respected for their own sake, and to be treated ethically.
  • The state or quality of being worthy of honor or respect.
  • Person of high rank deserving respect
  • Quality or state of deserving respect
  • other
  • A composed or serious manner or style.
  • A composed or serious manner or style
  • High rank, office, or position
  • The state or quality of being worthy of respect or honor
  • The state or quality of being worthy of respect.
  • A sense of pride in oneself; self-respect
bit

US /bɪt/

UK /bɪt/

  • noun
  • A former coin worth 12.5 cents.
  • The basic unit of information in computing.
  • The basic unit of information in computing, representing a binary digit (0 or 1).
  • A mouthful of food.
  • Device put in a horse's mouth to control it
  • A particular thing or experience.
  • A person's contribution to an effort.
  • Small piece of something
  • A short period of time.
  • A very small amount of money.
  • A small piece or amount of something.
  • A small acting role or part in a performance.
  • The part of a tool that cuts or bores.
  • other
  • To do one's part.
  • Not at all.
  • verb
  • Past tense of 'bite'.
  • (E.g. of fish) to take bait and be caught
  • adverb
  • Slightly; somewhat.
frustrating

US /frʌˈstretɪŋ/

UK /frʌˈstreɪtɪŋ/

  • adjective
  • Annoying because things don't go the way you want
  • Causing one to feel annoyed, upset, or impatient
  • Causing one to feel annoyed and impatient.
  • Serving to frustrate.
  • Serving to prevent someone from accomplishing a goal; causing feelings of discouragement
  • verb
  • To make annoyed because things don't go well
  • other
  • To cause (someone) to feel annoyed or less confident because they cannot achieve what they want
  • To prevent (a plan or intention) from succeeding
  • To prevent (someone) from accomplishing something.
suck

US /sʌk/

UK /sʌk/

  • verb
  • To be very bad, undesirable or unpleasant
  • To pull or remove something with great power
  • To attract someone; make someone interested
  • To draw into your mouth through a small hole
  • noun
  • Drawing of liquid into a tube or hole
  • phrasal verb
  • To trick or deceive someone into doing something