if it's the last thing I'll ever do..

This game is easy ok

If you haven't played this game it's a piece of cake.

This cake is- it's not a very delicious cake

but it's a cake.

That needs to be eaten

ALIVE

First you got to make sure you go up here

right okay alright

Slow down there cowboy we're not speedrunning it~

Now we got to get up to the rake

which you might think "oh that's impossible"

it's actually super easy.

now THIS bit you want to go out as far as possible

and you want to pendulum swing

and that actually makes the slide 20 times eazier

a lot of people struggle on the slide

NØŦ ĐƗS ǤUɎ

there's another one of those where you just have to launch yourself

and right before you go

YOU'RE GONNA AAAAAAA

THAT'S HOW ITS DONE

So what you want to do is you want to grab the hammer heAre

ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ???? very slowly

Vewy nice

Oh god! That's not slow. Bu- you're not going slow right now buddy

Oh you oh no you- I made a terrible...

OH look at that

Oh look at that

You thought I made a terribLE mihftake (mistake w/ his shitty swedish accent jk)

j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶u̶p̶

Now we're gonna do the same trick as we have done before

nooow I've only- AH~ MY GOD okay

we're just gonna we're just gonna fucking- PRRRRRRRA

THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS to be a ~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NO!! NO FUCK YOU! [laugh, and the world laughs with you.]

FUCK YOU THEN [Weep, and you weep alone.]

[For the sad old-] IDIDIDIDIDI would you- can you be quiet?

Can I turn him off?

Can I turm in off???

oh wow the game just became better

OH

OH hello

What's up?! What's up?!!

fuck you

What's up everybody it's-yA boi

fuUUᵘck oh god what have I done?

AAAH look at that SKILL look at that skiiiill babah

game journalist little 5000 right there (??)

WUOAH

POwer move

POWER mo-

...

POWER MOVE

ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᴹᴼⱽᴱ (??)

Hell yeah man!! You killin' it Felix OOH

OOOOOOOH (look at his tougue)

NO (omg my ears)

????'? ???? ????????? ??? ??? *moaning*

"Pewds you're using macros" Shut the fuck up

excuse me the door is ringing

(pewds butt has gone away with his dignity)

oh hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(the visitor is IMPACIENT (the doorbell rang 2 times)) (caution phone users)

(i warned ya)

(THREE TIMES NOW)

(wait. Is it a bell?)

I'm the best goddamn gamer on YouTube.

lift me up... like- fuck and- dammit! It's so FRUSTRATING

*laughs*

I have no control. I'm just like waving my foot

(look at his mouth, again)

SUCK ON MY fucking toes (?)

*unintelligible groanings*

(Pewds you ok?)

GET UUUUUUP

Can YoU SUck a DICK? My god like

Oh my go-

He just prrramlehaha

oh wow

no

(mouth)

(again)

nO

I'm so fucking-

oh my GOD. OH. MY. GAH.

this stupid (c/g)rumbling little thing in the mouse

and my gggGOD

'kay

right

How in the world do I get up from there?

I keep- doesn't fucking going anywhere

No. We do not go down there.

No.

We talked about this. Oh my god it, it- I'm sweating so much.

This stupid guy

No. RELAX.

New strat. New strat. New strat. (strategy)

That will PIERC- nOO. No!! Oh god.

ahh fuck

New strat.

What the fuck, like, launch yourself woman

Did I just hear someone using microaggression?

whoa whoa whoa what just happened? What just happened?

How did I do that? oh my god omae wa mou shindeiru (You're already dead in Japanese)

Can I just sit here? Can I just sit here?

You know... You know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die

*bells ringing*

I can't tell if it's real life or the game at this point

oh oh oh no NO

NO

NOOO

We fight BACK OOH oh

ah ah ah ah

(?? r u alright?)

Oh god oh my god OH WOW

Oh-kay

Okay we're on the toilet Sitting on a toilet

(we lost him)

Oh huh shut up music

BEST GAMER ON YOUTUBE

Didn't you think i could get it didn't you

"Oh he's never going to beat this."

easy.

EASY.

now we going down BABE. Goin down~~

It's gonna be easy.

What the heck is this?

My body is shaking

What what's up everybody

Oh what? No. No. No. no no you can't be serious

What happens down there?

Do I have to go up there? if I fall what happens if I fall down?

You're so mean

whoever made this. Bennett you're so mean let's just push away this orange. Go away.

Can we push this out a little bit as well? No that's frozen. Okay

oh wow

There's no checkpoints

there is no checkpoint

That's so mean

You're mean~

oh wow okay

It's so steep.

It's seriously so steep.

Oh wow oh wow look at that look at that everybody it's your boy PewDiePie I'm gonna cry

oh my god it gets steeper

(stop crying)

It's just not fair

it's just not fair

oh my god it gets even worse

Oh my god

[you know they tell you you hear bells ringing before you die]

NOOOOoooo