begins, I just want to say I'm going to

be streaming tomorrow at twitch.tv/

netglow. It's gonna be.......probably the

best stream of your life.

best stream of your life.

Edgar - oh yeah *edgar scratching plop noise*

Oh, Edgar is

so excited for it as well. He might even be

there! It's going to be really fun we have

a ton of cool stuff we're gonna do.

Ah.....Just don't miss it, you don't want to

miss it. What are you doing?

Marzia - Don't miss it!

Thank you. Listen to Marzia.

Now enjoy the video.

what is happening family friendly

Felix here we're gonna play paradigma

paradigmmm

para.... paradigm haha

I played this game when it had the Kickstarter I loved

*burp from the deep pits within* I loved it I loved it a lot

I thought it was so interesting i've been

following the guys development on

twitter it's super interesting i'm very

excited to play it it doesn't happen

every day that I'm actually excited to

play the game that I'm playing how bow dat

ya choose your difficulty oh god how did

this happen I just ok I I think I'll go

with middle ok, ok, let's go, if I remember

correctly there should be a movie playing

*is your child a failure*

yes tekhhahaha *do you make it rain on a regular

basis* I do i do (loud song saying money money money?) *only to spend it on your

child's expensive taste in bullshit

coffee?* frappadick *is your child just an

asshole* yes, I mean my dog is :( *here at

DUPA genetics we have the solution. *Too bad*

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simple we gather your broken dreams we

combine it with our cutting-edge genetic

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child's success to chance* but what do I

do with the failure child *your prodigy child in

anything such as scientist, body builder* oh

wow *wizard, and CAT you know what

is it that you really want to risk the

embarrassment? Buy a prodigy child today

you won't regret it* honestly I'm calling

right now I can't oh god where did it go

wrong *time to put on some beatsies*

is he gonna put on beats

okay alright so here we are *ugh I'm so bored*

*aphsdasdfewg-_- Agh its the tumor talking to, the tumor is..

talking to me ok so here we are in

paradigm I like how he moves nice, we have

the John 300 3000 doesn't seem to be

working all right let's look at the

*one part if my* (dude got cut off) they are LPS we have

get rich or die of natural causes baby i

love you but i'm a t-rex okay Pluto if

only I was still (muffled by laugh - a planet) if you were a square

I'd love all your four sides that's

a bit too sexual for my taste alright we

have an adapter here *I could* that we

could pick up *this could be* *if only

people could adapt like this adapter

robot human marriage wouldn't be such a big issue

oh jeez I've forgotten how to use my

pockets again* (muffled large tutor mumbles nothing) really great tutorials

voice okay so if we have inventory

all right hey it's an adapter ah use

only John * I need some sort of the adapter

first* oh my god okay so we can do that

that's easy look how smart we are

aren't you feeling super smart hey how about

that I can solve puzzles on games i have

already played *aw mate what'd you unplug me for?*

the voice I expected bearded beats okay

all right talk to uhhhh I want to make

some fat beatsies

*Why isn't the computer booting?*

*I want to make some phat ass beatsies*

*Mate, with some of the filth I see in your internet history I'm not surprised.*

*Makes me contemplate if i want to be a part of this world.*

*Then I think about all the sheilas who would be gutted*

*and then I changed my mind.*

that face is so terrifying what is wrong

with it I don't know why it looks so-

he doesn't have a nose sorry I just realize

okay so we need to fuck all right this

might be a lil' tricky don't panic that

computer says derp on it why is your

cereal everywhere okay a floppy disk we

need a floppy disk there's whatever

let's uh let's pick it up wherever it is

let's pick it up I prefer to leave- full of

personal- okay we can't pick it up we

can't what assistant pick up

okay fine we'll just go to the red room

*UGHH* okay let's not go to the red room

I can't leave yet besides-

fuck okay we need that we need a floppy

disk all right why are there pants up here

those are my sexy pants for sexy- okay

forget I asked forget I asked okay

floppy disk maybe here I need to get

something

all right we have a da.. ohh its a diary

some kind of Russian maybe we need to

get one of these yeah it's got to be

this one pick up yesss

I'M SO SMART!!(we know pewds) how do we play it let's just let's uh

just give it to him here you go buddy

YEAH!! I told you

Haha what the hell is this option oh my

god this guy's Cringer than me I have no

idea what the.... haha

What the fuck? What is this?

Well you've really improved on your paper mache craft skills

how did he make that's the basic

gist of the sizzo if you don't get that floppy

you gotta get the floppy disc got it *pewds laughs*

One Day. But yeah go see Doug outside for

some directorydoos to- Okay we gotta see Doug

outside great let's go this is super fun

I'm really enjoying it Oh No meanwhile

oh god I think I'm convenient plot to

them yes the villain * you requested me sir?*

Yes I want, I want you to bring me paradigm

Is that Trump *you want to bring him back? yes we need we*

need you, are you alright sir?

I'm just going to let myself out.

oh alright sometimes I hate you fatty

father satiable urge for candy turned me

into this monstrosity but don't worry

your legacy will live on let it be that

is a beat that spits bead I remember

that at school actually related German

all of a sudden miniature unicorns

fighting warrior pugs why miniature

unicorns fighting flying folks power

station I mean by public bosses are

never a good idea or is it the best I

much what it's a cocktail hello

deactivated John 3000 good okay all

right let's start to the beach hey bro

zaffinos was a broom I dropped me that

fat BTW you mind dropping some set BTW

okay o Shaykh hey that's yeah I was

pretty good ah alright we need to know

about space cadet know much about these

biscuits all I know is that he is the

local drug addict godo quake near 47

years old uncomfortably aberrant fetish

for boxes I guess that's him and I don't

know much about him really except he

keeps asking for drugs in exchange for

his boxes also also blowjob hahahaha no

that's not family-friendly goddamn it uh

fine considered look away if I wasn't a

drug Ernest i would probably consider it

no no no not again fuck alright so we

got to find him a man right uh

I don't know how it look I leather metal

books yeah I guess I'll put this in my

industry wait wait what there was a mail

box oh fuck you saying else in the

second member lobo stop god damn it

there is another yeah there's a post

cousin here with a bottle of vodka

really shaky book go the only book is a

guarantee sixty percent of your daily

nutritional meal is it alcohol and the

fifty percent chance of unemployment

plus postcard map says to crystalis root

em for you second man you suck man okay

all right we're going there we're going

there excellent alright well looks like

we'll go there and the next episode if

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now thank you so much for watching and

it's always stay awesome (bros/breast?)