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  • You Slave You Lose

  • *clap clap*

  • You Slav You Lose

  • Youtube's favourite show everybody

  • No more you india you lose

  • You India you win

  • But you Slav you lose

  • You know why? cause

  • At least slavs can take a joke[VODKA]

  • WHY is he walking like that

  • Because he's drunk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Come ondepie

  • PPPFFFFFTTTTTT

  • Like everyone in Россия

  • Alcoholism, [al ka lism?] it's a problem

  • WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

  • You know I actually met a lot of fans

  • Who come up to me like

  • I'm slav you know, I lose

  • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • It's okay, it's just a joke

  • Dont worry about it

  • it's just a joke

  • Remember to buy the merch *CYKA BLYAT*

  • LET'S just jump into it

  • I'm excited

  • It's been a long time.

  • This is from r/ANormalDayInRussia

  • [Background music]

  • Why is he just standing there?

  • Oh?

  • *chuckle*

  • oh..

  • what is happening?

  • *laughing*

  • Many questions, I have many questions

  • First off,

  • Why is that horse carriage connected to a car?

  • Second off...

  • Why is that man standing in the road?!

  • Third of all...

  • HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!

  • *Reading comment*

  • You Slav *clap*

  • You LOSE *clap*

  • It's not just indian

  • That has a

  • deeper profound

  • skill of

  • Expressing their emotions and love

  • EEEEHHHHHHH

  • Russians also have a very romantic way to

  • GET IT ON

  • Kristina Gimme a BJ...

  • This really warms my heart

  • I must say.

  • A normal day in Russia everyone.

  • In other countries, they'll have a dog as a friend.

  • Why have a dog when

  • you can have a bear?

  • You'll never be depressed again!

  • AAAWWEEEE

  • This is so ... Sweet.

  • You slav you win? ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

  • Just another day in russia

  • (heh heh)

  • What is happening?

  • *sighs*

  • Silly russians!

  • There's no groceries there

  • Ugh

  • S.M.H.

  • *Desperate attempt at trying not to get demonetized*

  • MOVING ON

  • You EH you slav you lose

  • Everyone

  • *Wind in terrible phone mic*

  • A normal Lovely bike ride!

  • WOW

  • dat's nice

  • RUSSIAN AND ENGLISH AT THE SAME TIME (*russian startled swearings) "Blyat dafuq youre doing BLYAT"

  • ((*note from a russian translator)) "BLYAT YOP TVOYU MAT' BLYAT WHO FCKING DOES THAT"

  • "HOW?!"

  • What?

  • *chuckles* What?

  • I'm Sorry

  • I'm gonna have to ask for an explanation of

  • what the heck was going on there.

  • Did he grade that girls test...

  • ... by drilling it with a drill?

  • (Well yes of course, who doesn't these days)

  • *struggling to understand the slav culture*

  • Just anotha day in Russia!

  • SLAV

  • REVIEW

  • Just anotha day in Russia!

  • Thats honestly really cute

  • Russian cats everybody

  • Is that real?

  • (Sure why not pewds they can be if you want)

  • Are they actually squatting?

  • The slavs have taken feline form.

  • Very Niiice

  • Just dress those cats up in addidas...

  • And you're good to go.

  • (russian surprised swearing)

  • OMG

  • He's gonna hurt someone.

  • OMG x2

  • Turn off the thing please.

  • You're gonna cut someone.

  • (Chuckling:) Jesus Christ.

  • OMG ver. 3.0

  • He got 'em!

  • He got 'em! x2

  • Just a normal day in Russia!

  • OH JESUS CHRIST.

  • *beep beep*

  • OH. MY. GAWD.

  • JUST A NORMAL DAY IN RUSSIA EVERYONE!

  • Look at that guy!

  • Oh my GOD

  • Ah jeez.

  • Just.

  • Just..

  • Just...

  • *drum roll please*

  • And it's a whamen.

  • Is anyone surprised?

  • *Desperate attempt to not get demonetized again*

  • Anyone remember the Cold War?

  • Never forghetti.

  • Get ready Dmitry

  • pew

  • pew pew

  • pew pew pew

  • WHOAAA(pew pew)AAAAAA!

  • OMG

  • DMITRY!

  • That's innovation

  • right there

  • That takes skill and cunningness

  • Whatever that means...

  • in russian: "Honestly, i really think, I hope

  • Headphones down in 3

  • Headphones down in 2

  • Headphones down in 1

  • *BIG CRASH*

  • Jesus.

  • oh my god

  • What is that?

  • Okay?

  • ((russian hysterical laughter))

  • HOW ARE THEY LAUGHING?!

  • (More turkey laughs)

  • Your kitchen

  • IS ON FIRE!!!

  • Jesus Christ

  • I d...

  • GodDamned (byets?)

  • God Damn

  • Cursed Footwear

  • AIDS!

  • AIDS MY FAVORITE BRAND (me too pewds!)

  • Dude uhh.

  • WHAT ARE THOSE?

  • Just rockin' those AIDS man!

  • What can I say?

  • Dude! Are those the latest AIDS?

  • God Damn they look sick

  • They look FIRE.

  • RUSSIAN

  • GAMER

  • CHAIR.

  • Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

  • BUT CAN IT DO THIS?

  • I don't... I don't think so.

  • Russians

  • Try again.

  • This is why you need to pay $399

  • BLYAT TVOYU SUKA

  • How did this happen?

  • How do you get in this situation? ((in russian: GET OUT OF THERE))

  • ((GET OUT OF THERE ALREADY BLYAT))

  • Oh Gawd x2

  • Oh Gawd x3

  • Oh Gawd x4

  • Oh Gawd x5

  • OK

  • Everyone made it safe

  • Everyone made it out safe

  • ok

  • ALRIGHT

  • G R E A T

  • Jesus Christ

  • How is anyone alive?

  • Russians are you okay? ((note from russian translator: (。•́︿•̀。) ))

  • What is that?

  • What is that? x2

  • in russian: Well, this is nice

  • Did they replace a wheel with a log?

  • Improvise!

  • Adapt

  • Overcome

  • Hey look!

  • It's another log replacement!

  • (Take off the brake!)

  • ((astonished russian swearing))

  • You know what, as dangerous and

  • life-threatening as it seems to be

  • AT LEAST they're having fun, you know

  • "Russia is just big multiplayer game... with crazy mods"

  • "I saw lots of cars, but not the same number of wheels"

  • (Playing Nataliya Mogilevskaya - Pol'ubi menya takoy)

  • what's happening

  • Oh my gah

  • Ooh that's great

  • Oh the whole car is tilting

  • You can't tell if this is sad or hillarious

  • I don't

  • I got so many conflicting emotions while watching this

  • in russian: "Look, it's an actual cat getting out"

  • HEY

  • They have furries in Russia

  • I didn't know

  • Who woulda thought

  • You lost some ??? today, Russia

  • I'm sorry ((But you seemed so excited at first))

  • "Come on!"

  • "Come on, come on!" (Are you stupid or something)

  • No STOP just STOP

  • STOP USING IT ((Come on Felix))

  • STOP ((Man up))

  • STOOP

  • Please STOP (but thas how we fish! how u gonna fish when its -45C?)

  • Ah Jesus Christ

  • "I'm not gonna feed you out of my hands, eat it like that"

  • "Here, eat it"

  • "BiTch" (lmao)

  • "Well, thats how have it here"

  • I was gonna say, in Sweden a lot of times we joke that

  • to foreigners we just have polar bears everywhere and we ride them to work

  • But in Russia

  • It seems like it's actually the case

  • (no we do not ride bears)

  • (we just have them as pets))

  • "Take out the seal"

  • "Take out the safety pin"

  • Take it and put it on the table

  • "Press it"

  • "tada"

  • "And thats how you put out THE FIRE IN YOUR SOUL!

  • Wait, as that VODKA? (duh)

  • Oh it's VODKA

  • Jesus Christ!

  • Russia, STOP tryna hide vodka in everything

  • Let's put it out

  • By pouring alcohol on it

  • Fantastic

  • WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEELS IN THIS COUNTRY

  • WHERE ARE ALL THE WHEEHAHALS

  • "Hey, brudda" Oh gah it's, oh yeah I've seen

  • "Brother"

  • "Wake up brother"

  • "Hey brother"

  • Aww, depressed pigeon

  • "This is so sad" (Alisa play Деспасито)

  • I hope you guys enjoyed this episode of "Another day in Russia" everyone

  • U slav u lose, whatever it was

  • I hope you had fun

  • If you did

  • Smash like, it will help out the channel, I very much appreciate it

  • It helps me a lot, as well

  • To push through

  • So I can watch more funny videos, for you guys

  • I know, it's tough work

  • Goodbye (bye, Felix, love u from Russia

You Slave You Lose

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