Who am I?

What am I?

please

kill me

Welcome to ultimate battle simulator

Ss-sorry ultimate Epic battle simulator this is why you clicked on this channel isn't it because we want action

hardcore!

Badassery!

and...

Epicness! hey guys to be tech here and today

I'm going to show you how to mine so fast that you can't even dig a straight hole so in this game me for you

For some reason aren't familiar with this

yeah, you can simulate where's

W-what is this game about? You can simulate war's!

Now I have a pretty strong Computer

it could run Roblox on Max settings, so let's see...

what we can do. SIX-HUNDRED-AND-SIX...

NAZI'S! And another Six. And another...

*ahahahahaha*

and another

*ahahahahaa*

That's how many nazis versus one

Table

(Mind blown, Pewds. Mind. Blown.)

Oh my God. Yes, no, it's not lagging at all

What I got four FPS going in...

that is a lot of fucking Nazis thoug...

Jesus Christ

And maybe I shouldn't have picked so many

got a solid 60 FPS going on here.

Well, maybe I shouldn't have made so many you know...

*ehm ne mhnemne*

*he*

Maybe I exaggerated just a little bit with this whole table *hehehehe*.

Oh My god, how many did I make, Jesus Christ?

What the ff..

I got two FPS

*he*

Let the battle begin

*epic music starts playing*

go forth my Nazi's! You kill The Table I

Y-you kill the table!

I don't know...

Euh, it's avalanche

I-i don't know what's happening, but im sure it's pretty epic...

I think I just nuked all the nazis. I don't know I have one framerate. Maybe let's *ehh* let's exit. Okay

Let's try that again okay. Oh, Jesus Christ. I had

666666 (Illuminati confirmed) pick up let's just remove one of them. All right. Let's remove one of them, and then we can see

Maybe don't act. Okay here. We go. Yeah. That's a lot better. Well now we have a decent framerate

There you go Nazi's

All right

Okay, a lotta nazi's. They're very angry. They're very angry at the

Table, where is table there he is, go

*HueHueHueHa*

Table, you can do it begin no table nooooooo

TABLE!!!

Damn it

*Sad Music* RIP Table may his Soul Be remembered forever :'(

an

Equal amount of tables as there are German Soldiers tonight

We dine in on table as they said I feel like I need to have an epic battle speech to my table

MY FELLOW TABLES,

WE'VE COME THIS FAR!!!

TO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM!

THOSE NAZI SCUM!

THOSE FILTHY GERMANS!

I BET THEY WATCH PEWDIEPIE (Confirmed)

THOSE SON'S A BITCHES (WHAT TF IS HE SAYING),

WE WILL NOT LET THEM DINE UPON US.

WE WILL NOT LET 'EM NOT USE COASTERS!!

THEY DO NOT RESPECT WOOD. THEY DO NOT RESPECT THE HARD SURFACE OF A NICELY POLISHED

WOODEN TABLE.

That's what?

Oh, Jesus. JESUS CHRIST, NO TABLES!!!

Taableeess!!!!

Ugh

Bye dammit, they built a shield yes!

Omg the Nazi's are fighting strong.

But they have no match against the tables actually the tables are getting rekt no

I possess this Table

Hold your line tables. HOLD YOUR LINE.

Stand your ground!

Table

not today (BTS not today?!)

not today

They're getting fucking Rekted

This is so fucking retarded

long ago the four nations lived Together in Harmony

then everything changed when fire nation attacked

*EAR RAPE*

Guess now we know if they bunch of nazis

fought against a buncha tables

Nazis would win, okay? duly noted Let's make it a little bit more interesting all right the will happen

We'll have table over here. All right. We'll have dressers

Fighting tables, and then here we'll have one Chuck Norris will have 200 Santa clauses

250

Catapult

250 Zombie and

one Dwarf

*Brave Gimli* And my axe. Here we go. All right. We got a tables

Hoorah Hoorah

tables, TABLES!!

Come on. My money's on tables. I don't know about you, bro's

I don't know about you bros. VS Dresser that

filthy disgusting

Despicable dressers. I bet they don't even dress themselves. I bet their mamas versus a bunch of fucking catapults

yeah, they're probably going to win. Versus from the other corner!

SANTA CLAUSE! that's right ho ho ho going to fuck some bitches up?

But where is chuck nerris, where is he, the man, the myth, the legend there he is

He looks angry.., he looks angry im not going to lie

Versus, what is that, Dwarfs, okay fuck it

And eh fucking zombies I don't know, alright go

All right dressers they're moving in, they seem a bit confused

But they're fighting, oh and They're dressers are getting wrecked by the catapults

Tables are standing strong

against santa clause

But Santa Clause not like table. No they do not they are fucking them tables up

Oh, but it looks like UGH, it looks like the dressers have killed santa, the dressers have killed santa, MY GOD

Who would win Santa Clause or tables?

The santa clause are fighting strong.

But thank you they have enough against all these tables (He might of meant do they???)

We'll find out but oh my God look at all the dead dressers

It looks like they have a trouble fighting back against the catapult, but the dressers

Are fighting strong against the catapults because the ones that made it in they can defend themselves against

We underestimated

the dressers killed everyone one furniture versus another

but who will win? the santa clauses are dead!

Yes a carpet for the tables

They had no match for tables, but will the dressers win!? Or will the tables stand strong?

They still have to fight against catapults, the catapults have strategically turned back but there are still some brave

No, they're a not there are no more dressers. They stand no chance theres dressers are moving in

from the, right

But will they make it they are dying fast

RIP DRESSERS :'(

War, Has Changed

RIP DRESSERS :'(

It's no longer about nations, ideologies, or ethnicity

It's an endless series of Proxy Battles fought by Mercenaries and machines

War and its consumption of life

Has become a well-oiled machine?

it's table

It's Table versus Dress, but the battle is not yet won

There's too many tables

There's too many, Whoa Chuck Norris is still alive, CHUCK NORRIS IS STILL ALIVE! And hes breaking them dressers

left and right... MY GOD!

My God he's older, strong

I can't stop yelling but jesus christ

OH MY GOD

A random nuke just hit chuck norris, wait he's still alive WTF, another random nuke

What the how is he still

Piranha, How many

Chuck Norris is killing off! He's kicking the Tables! He's punching the tables!

Come on table come on

The battle is over the last table takes its last breath and the winner is Check Nerris.