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Uploaded: 2020-07-01T16:04:51.000Z
Duration: 10 min 1 s
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*background* Just to suffer.  Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm *background monologue continues*

They used to follow me! What-what happ-that was wrong

WHY DID YOU FOLLOW ME IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO UNFOLLOW ME AFTERWARDS?!

I'm going to have to read the Reddit roast to feel better about myself.

This is the lowest point of my fucking life.

I am the perfect man.  There's nothing to roast about.  But let's just see it anyway.

Okay well here, here first of all, I apparently did it wrong; you're not supposed to use the phones and tablets.

Okay here's the first one, 14,000 points:

"Judging from the quality of this thread I think you're going to struggle to make this video...10..."

You don't know how long this video is going to be.

"And repeat at different volumes and levels-"

God-oh, you think you know everything, do you.  You think you know ever-oh, okay.

That's great he has a sound board for-SHUT UP *airhorn*

"If he reads this comment chain in the video, he will do exactly what we're describing but exaggerate in an attempt to mock us."

"That phase when not sure if fans providing content or haters trying to actually roast"

Good job.  Good job.  You know what? I appreciate the 10 minutes.

How long are we? How long are we into this?

"Let's give him something to speak about.  Hey Pewds, try making a video on how you felt when Wall Street Journal

and Disney made you cry one camera to 12 years olds for their support."

Well, I guess that means you're 12, because you watched it.  Ha, can't argue with facts.

Well, I cant fucking understand you, so, roast declined.  Got 'em.

"I miss"-HAHAHA-"I miss 2006 Pewdiepie, when you didn't have a youtube channel."

And it was called youtube.com/pewdie  Disproven! 2016! Disproven!

"Leave this guy-leave the guy alone.  It must be hard when every time you go to someone else's house-

-You expect to see Chris Hanen asking you to take a seat and question why you spend all day talking to kids on youtube."

ONLY KIDS WATCH PEWDIEPIE HAHAHAHAHHAA  Oh, that's fuckin-shut up.

Listen, you guys don't understand.  BTS  unfollowed me on twitter.  Words can't hurt me anymore.

I have already broken and I can't be fixed.

"Your channel peaked when you didn't have face cam"

Oh yeah, well joke's on you, cause fuck you.  There ya go  You're welcome.

Roasts? More like..."hey, did someone turn up the AC a little bit?"

"You look like the only man in the world who actually managed to grow his virginity back"

"And that's assuming somehow he lost it in the first place"

OH SHIT I'M A VIRGIN By the way, none of your concern, but I put my penis in many places.

Uh, that you don't have to worry-you don't have to worry about it, okay?

"As you get older and your face settles into adult looks, you're going from 'cute young Swede'-

-to 'Lurch from the Addams family' at an incredible rate"

Wait, who's Lurch? I don't know who Lurch is.

AHAHA I see it, I 100% see it.  What the fuck? God damnit

Reading: "You ruined more 12 year olds than the Catholic Church"

Hey man.  That's low for the Catholic Church, man  Come on.  Let em alone.

"The creativity for the roasts in this comment section is on par with the creativity on your channel"

"Your content reminds me of IKEA: simply, cheaply made, and put together quickly with no real effort"

Ah, that's good.  That one was good.  I'll give you that one.

You know what? I love IKEA and I'll take it.  You know what? I'll take it.

"To be fair, it can't be easy to think of fresh content this many years into the game"

*Airhorn* That's fucking right! I wanna see you try doing an upload daily videos every single God damn day, okay?

Yeah, I think I've done a lot of great videos.  Of course some of them aren't gonna be top notch.

I try at least, okay? I fucking try.  I try my best.  What am I supposed to do? *BURP*

If I don't upload videos daily, people be like "he's lazy now!" but if I don't, if I upload videos daily,

People are like "he's running out of ideas!" I can't wait, no matter what I do, there's no win!

Why are we still here? Just to suffer.  Every night, I feel my leg.

"I'm not giving you free content, you lazy cunt."

Well you just did.  *airhorn*  Thank you.  Thank you.  Thank you.

*Applause* Thank you, I appreciate it.  Thank you.

I like this one.  "Low budget filthy frank" okay yeah, I heard it a million times.  "Higher budget, still worse"

"Ever since you bleached you hair, you look like a lesbian."

Hey, it's a bleach joke, everyone.  It's a drinking bleach joke, everyone. Ha-top of the morning to you laddies

AHAHA "The humor of Amy Schumer with a personality of Cameron Diaz."

*Airhorn* Thank you guys, thank you.  'Preciate it.

All right, well it looks like that's uh, that's uh the roast.  Good job everyone.

Thank you reddit for roasting me.  I appreciate you taking the time.  I feel honored.

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