Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Look at this snail he's so cute It is so cute, oh my god Oh when you [are] moving here all the butterflies come out. It's so cute Oh, noo, Marzia hates butterfly what I HATE BUTTERFLIES And this mother duck and her ducklings yeah they're so cute AH Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's adorable. Oh my God. That's so cute. How do I get a-- Hey, watch out! He peed on you! -What's happening? OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Kill him! I'll poop here. How do you lure him? -I don't know, we have to figure that out. Fucking idiot Oh my God Did you just say that for real on camera?! Is there a frog? Do I like frogs? -Yeah you do. Oh my God, this frog is so cute! Okay, let's catch some butterflies You hate butterflies, right? Right, I hate them. So let's catch them -I know. Don't worry And then we will eradicate them from the planet Got one. You caught a ladybug Do I like ladybugs? -Yeah-- No No? -No EW -Okay good. Finally you're doing something useful. You are not funny. This is not funny. -I'm sor-- it was just a joke for the thing, ok? You're nothing, you're a bad boyfriend. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am-- I am [a] bad boyfriend. I'm sorry. You're a shitty girlfriend. You will never see this nips then. -No, I don't-- just stop your nips, please Okay? Thank you What are you doing? What are you doing right now? -Do you love me? I-- what are you doing? I can show you my butt Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance, wiggle wiggle -DAMN Oh my God, you did so well Marzia Thanks, I really tried hard Um, thank you so much for playing with me today. I play with you every day. I play with you every night. How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss? Okay yeah -Yeah I know y'all can't handle this shit I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video like you always do, and I have to call google and be like Hey, they flagged another one. Yeah, my uh my fan base is basically a bunch of pussies. Oh, this video had blood in it. Oh, this video had nipples in it. Oh, this video was a little bit too sexual Oh, he made me swirl. Excuse me, why don't you just go to the fucking... Australia, like the good old days, all right. What do you-- I bet you even flagged this video already because you're triggered by my glasses You're all a bunch of wimps. Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging my fucking videos? Slop flagging the videos, God damn it. I don't make any money if you flag the video What do you think, I do this for free? Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity? Do you think I do this for fun? Do you think I do YouTube for fun? I'm only in it for the money. Fuck you for even thinking that, alright? Now I gotta make this video, and it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright? DON'T FLAG THE VIDEO. So if you're not up for the challenge Bitch Then click the fuck away and don't flag the videe-ay (video) Man, I should be a rapper. That was pretty good. Oh here we are back at it again Holy shit. Oh my God. I am not-- BARRELS! I hate this, oh-- Should we knock? Yeah. Hello? [What] the fuck is this? Hey, they got corn and everything Hello there, Mister man. Man, you look good man. AH! Oh Jesus Christ, get the shit out of me. Why is there tricycle here? Oh, God. It's getting dark man. It's getting well dark man. Aww, fuck You know shits about to go down when the drum starts hitting you. Oh God, this is fucking creepy man. What was that? All right but this is pretty good so far. What a nice town. Oh my God! (Fuck) Fuck, fuck indeed. Oh, that's cool man. This is so fucking cool. Whoa, what the fuck? Hey. No. I hear you Ethan Bradberry. What the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole? Why you gotta be so loud man? I ain't scared. Oh, jeb not Fichte Oh Corn. I love corn, so much. Oh and climb over. Oh thank God. Oh FUCK! I am so fucked! Fuck this! RUN! OHHHH Oh! Oh my God. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine Where, where am I? Excuse me. I burp when I'm excited. Marzia doesn't appreciate it. I know, but... Whoa, it's Lickitung again. That fucking Pokemon. It's got Marzia. What the fuck are those? What the fuck is that? Oh. Okay. No that's... great. That's funny because I was actually heading this way towards the exit. Yes. Oh come on. Alright, I'm out. Poods out. Aw shit, I ran out of batteries. (LEFT VIDEO) Not sure if I should run downhill. That seems like a bad-- What was that? What the fuck is out there? Oh God. This is fucking creepy man. Oh shi-- okay, okay. Ah, okay AH! Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me cactus. MY NEW COMPANY, B3 Big Bouncy Boobies. Alright who's got the biggest titties? Flat chest. Zoey, get the fuck out! Get the fuck out, Zoey! Keana... You got that ass, but get out! What fuck do you take me for?! We're called the Big Titty Titties. Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr. I despise you. I hate your guts. But business is business, and you're hired Nikki. Billy, you're in. Okay, we got Lilanni. She's Asian, fla-- FLAT CHEST?! Lilanni! Why are you show up even?! Get out! Alright, Zoe-- ZOEY! We had this talk before! It's time to hire another one. Okay, we got Lillian. She's a teen. Tattoos Fuck off, fuck off Lillian. Why is it so hard? Alright, we're hiring her. You better get some implants. Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's-- Where are all the big breasted women? FINALLY! A gift from the Gods, Candice! You're in. Fuck sake, you're all useless. One dollar per hour. Keana, you're in. Tiffany, one dollar an hour. Tiffany, you're in. You're in. Now buy me shoes. Oh my God, Zoey. How many times are you trying? How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?! Get the fuck out, and stop wasting my time! You got zero potential! ZERO Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping. -Give it to me. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Butt plug. Alright Zoey. You wanna work in this business so hard? Here take this butt plug. Find me some cigarettes. Fuck off. I'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlena. -Naturally. But she said naturally. But ain't nothing natural about that girl. Oh my God that money Finally! Finally I'm rolling the pimp business. My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now The way I handle women with such dignity and respect. Even Tumblr would approve of this video. HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME MOTHERFUCKER You bros voted If I was an Anime character, what would I be? An anime schoolgirl You hear that Easley? I'm an anime schoolgirl. Thanks to you bros voting on Twitter. Thank you so much. There's so many cool animes, but anime school girl. Just what I wanted. Thank you. Appreciate it. So thanks to Crunchyroll, we're bringing that to life. But that's what this video is going to be. But first, for those of you who don't know about crunchyroll It's a streaming service of anime and drama. It's a service that I personally use as well, So I'm really happy to have them [as] a sponsor and making this Pewdiepie anime a real thing. Huge thanks to them. I'm a fan of anime myself. What can I say? I enjoy a good Berserk. [I] sound like a mom trying to say like, "Yeah, I watch anime." I enjoy a good GTO. Really great shows. They're all available on Crunchyroll, and I would love to hear your bros opinion on them. So check them out. They have over 25,000 anime episodes, so I'm sure you'll find something that you'll enjoy. But not just that, you're supporting the Japanese anime industry by supporting Crunchyroll. Cause every season, they're bringing in the freshest anime straight from Japan. So basically, if you check out the link in the description, crunchyroll.com/pewds You get a 30-day free trial to check it out, and see if you like it. You basically can watch as much anime you want for 30 days with no ads, 1080p baby, And the newest episodes air one [hour] after they are up in Japan with professional subtitles. I think that's pretty cool. I really enjoy it, so maybe you will as well. And thanks again for Crunchyroll for making this happen. Now, let's roll the clip Huh? Hey, what you doing? Not much, just hanging. *laughs*