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  • Look at this snail he's so cute

  • It is so cute, oh my god

  • Oh when you [are] moving here all the butterflies come out. It's so cute

  • Oh, noo, Marzia hates butterfly what

  • I HATE BUTTERFLIES

  • And this mother duck and her ducklings

  • yeah they're so cute

  • AH

  • Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's adorable. Oh my God. That's so cute. How do I get a--

  • Hey, watch out! He peed on you! -What's happening?

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Kill him!

  • I'll poop here. How do you lure him? -I don't know, we have to figure that out. Fucking idiot

  • Oh my God

  • Did you just say that for real on camera?! Is there a frog? Do I like frogs? -Yeah you do.

  • Oh my God, this frog is so cute!

  • Okay, let's catch some butterflies

  • You hate butterflies, right?

  • Right, I hate them. So let's catch them -I know. Don't worry

  • And then we will eradicate them from the planet

  • Got one. You caught a ladybug

  • Do I like ladybugs? -Yeah-- No

  • No? -No

  • EW -Okay good.

  • Finally you're doing something useful.

  • You are not funny. This is not funny. -I'm sor-- it was just a joke for the thing, ok?

  • You're nothing, you're a bad boyfriend. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am-- I am [a] bad boyfriend.

  • I'm sorry. You're a shitty girlfriend.

  • You will never see this nips then. -No, I don't-- just stop your nips, please

  • Okay? Thank you

  • What are you doing? What are you doing right now? -Do you love me?

  • I-- what are you doing?

  • I can show you my butt

  • Dance, wiggle wiggle, dance, wiggle wiggle -DAMN

  • Oh my God, you did so well Marzia

  • Thanks, I really tried hard

  • Um, thank you so much for playing with me today.

  • I play with you every day. I play with you every night.

  • How about for the thumbnail, we do a little kiss?

  • Okay yeah -Yeah

  • I know y'all can't handle this shit

  • I know y'all gonna flag this fucking video like you always do, and I have to call google and be like

  • Hey, they flagged another one. Yeah, my uh my fan base is basically a bunch of pussies.

  • Oh, this video had blood in it. Oh, this video had nipples in it. Oh, this video was a little bit too sexual

  • Oh, he made me swirl. Excuse me, why don't you just go to the fucking...

  • Australia, like the good old days, all right. What do you--

  • I bet you even flagged this video already because you're triggered by my glasses

  • You're all a bunch of wimps. Don't flag the fucking video, alright? Stop flagging the video

  • I'm sick and tired of this fucking shit. Can y'all stop flagging my fucking videos?

  • Slop flagging the videos, God damn it. I don't make any money if you flag the video

  • What do you think, I do this for free?

  • Do you think I'm some kind of fucking charity? Do you think I do this for fun?

  • Do you think I do YouTube for fun?

  • I'm only in it for the money.

  • Fuck you for even thinking that, alright?

  • Now I gotta make this video, and it'd be great if you don't fucking flag it, alright?

  • DON'T FLAG THE VIDEO. So if you're not up for the challenge

  • Bitch

  • Then click the fuck away and don't flag the videe-ay (video)

  • Man, I should be a rapper. That was pretty good.

  • Oh here we are

  • back at it again

  • Holy shit. Oh my God.

  • I am not-- BARRELS! I hate this, oh--

  • Should we knock?

  • Yeah. Hello? [What] the fuck is this?

  • Hey, they got corn and everything

  • Hello there, Mister man. Man, you look good man.

  • AH! Oh

  • Jesus Christ, get the shit out of me. Why is there tricycle here?

  • Oh, God. It's getting dark man.

  • It's getting well dark man.

  • Aww, fuck

  • You know shits about to go down when the drum starts hitting you.

  • Oh God, this is fucking creepy man. What was that?

  • All right but this is pretty good so far. What a nice town.

  • Oh my God!

  • (Fuck) Fuck, fuck indeed.

  • Oh, that's cool man. This is so fucking cool.

  • Whoa, what the fuck?

  • Hey. No. I hear you Ethan Bradberry.

  • What the fuck are you doing, you fucking asshole? Why you gotta be so loud man?

  • I ain't scared.

  • Oh, jeb not Fichte

  • Oh

  • Corn. I love corn, so much. Oh and climb over. Oh thank God.

  • Oh

  • FUCK! I am so fucked! Fuck this!

  • RUN!

  • OHHHH

  • Oh! Oh my God.

  • I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine

  • Where, where am I?

  • Excuse me. I burp when I'm excited.

  • Marzia doesn't appreciate it. I know, but...

  • Whoa, it's Lickitung again.

  • That fucking Pokemon.

  • It's got Marzia.

  • What the fuck are those?

  • What the fuck is that?

  • Oh. Okay. No that's... great. That's funny because I was actually heading this way towards the exit. Yes.

  • Oh come on.

  • Alright, I'm out.

  • Poods out.

  • Aw shit, I ran out of batteries.

  • (LEFT VIDEO) Not sure if I should run downhill. That seems like a bad-- What was that?

  • What the fuck is out there? Oh God. This is fucking creepy man.

  • Oh shi-- okay, okay. Ah, okay

  • AH! Oh, Jesus Christ. You scared the shit out of me cactus.

  • MY NEW COMPANY, B3

  • Big Bouncy Boobies. Alright who's got the biggest titties?

  • Flat chest. Zoey, get the fuck out! Get the fuck out, Zoey!

  • Keana...

  • You got that ass, but get out! What fuck do you take me for?!

  • We're called the Big Titty Titties.

  • Nikki, you look like you're from Tumblr.

  • I despise you. I hate your guts.

  • But business is business, and you're hired Nikki.

  • Billy, you're in.

  • Okay, we got Lilanni. She's Asian, fla-- FLAT CHEST?!

  • Lilanni! Why are you show up even?! Get out! Alright, Zoe-- ZOEY! We had this talk before!

  • It's time to hire another one. Okay, we got Lillian. She's a teen. Tattoos

  • Fuck off, fuck off Lillian. Why is it so hard?

  • Alright, we're hiring her. You better get some implants. Alright, what's her cup size? B, that's--

  • Where are all the big breasted women? FINALLY!

  • A gift from the Gods, Candice!

  • You're in.

  • Fuck sake, you're all useless. One dollar per hour. Keana, you're in. Tiffany, one dollar an hour.

  • Tiffany, you're in.

  • You're in. Now buy me shoes. Oh my God, Zoey. How many times are you trying?

  • How many fucking times I gotta tell you, Zoey?!

  • Get the fuck out, and stop wasting my time! You got zero potential! ZERO

  • Hey Tiffany, wear this butt plug while you go shopping. -Give it to me.

  • Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • Butt plug. Alright Zoey. You wanna work in this business so hard? Here take this butt plug.

  • Find me some cigarettes. Fuck off. I'm gonna have to hire my last girl Marlena. -Naturally.

  • But she said naturally. But ain't nothing natural about that girl.

  • Oh my God that money

  • Finally! Finally I'm rolling the pimp business. My mom would be so proud of me if she looked at me right now

  • The way I handle women with such dignity and respect. Even Tumblr would approve of this video.

  • HAIL TO THE PIMP KING PEWDIEPIE

  • PIMPDIEPIE BITCH! THAT'S ME MOTHERFUCKER

  • You bros voted

  • If I was an Anime character, what would I be?

  • An anime schoolgirl

  • You hear that Easley? I'm an anime schoolgirl. Thanks to you bros voting on Twitter. Thank you so much.

  • There's so many cool animes, but anime school girl. Just what I wanted.

  • Thank you. Appreciate it. So thanks to Crunchyroll, we're bringing that to life.

  • But that's what this video is going to be. But first, for those of you who don't know about crunchyroll

  • It's a streaming service of anime and drama. It's a service that I personally use as well,

  • So I'm really happy to have them [as] a sponsor and making this Pewdiepie anime a real thing.

  • Huge thanks to them.

  • I'm a fan of anime myself. What can I say? I enjoy a good Berserk.

  • [I] sound like a mom trying to say like, "Yeah, I watch anime."

  • I enjoy a good GTO. Really great shows.

  • They're all available on Crunchyroll, and I would love to hear your bros opinion on them. So check them out.

  • They have over 25,000 anime episodes, so I'm sure you'll find something that you'll enjoy.

  • But not just that, you're supporting the Japanese anime industry by supporting Crunchyroll.

  • Cause every season, they're bringing in the freshest anime straight from Japan.

  • So basically, if you check out the link in the description, crunchyroll.com/pewds

  • You get a 30-day free trial to check it out, and see if you like it.

  • You basically can watch as much anime you want for 30 days with no ads, 1080p baby,

  • And the newest episodes air one [hour] after they are up in Japan with professional subtitles.

  • I think that's pretty cool. I really enjoy it, so maybe you will as well.

  • And thanks again for Crunchyroll for making this happen. Now, let's roll the clip

  • Huh?

  • Hey, what you doing?

  • Not much, just hanging.

  • *laughs*