Today, I am finally going to play the most requested game of all time.

I am finally going to play...

... the most requested game...

... of all time.

One of my...

... personal favourite video game titles...

That jid not just shape who I am...

That did not just shape who I am, but what I believe in.

... but what I believe in.

I'm talking, of course...

About CLUB PENGUIN (penguin club is shit btw)

... penguin!

(dramatic music with strings and drums)

(screams) No!

(screams) No!

(screams) No!

No!

My favourite game of all...

... time.

Club Penguin game on desktop, mobile devices will shut down...

March 29.

(dramatic music with strings and drums)

This can't...

... be happening.

I refuse to accept this.

... to accept this.

Trump is president. (Felix, you're in UK)

Fine...

Club penguin shutting down.

I say...

... I say No!

It's time to stop.

Hillary Clinton was garbage.

Okay, I get it. Trump won.

Hillary was shit

But this?!

This...

... tell me one good reason...

... for this...

To happen

There's nothing!

You got nothing!

There must be something that can be done.

There must be one thing, that I can do...

... to use my influence to stop this.

As some of you know, I am right now at Club Penguin's old office.

The server room out there, which is locked by the way, I can't enter it

That server room, I'm not joking, I know it seems like I'm joking.

That server room, is running the Club Penguin servers

I... I got amazing fucking internet here

It's the fucking best

I basically have the last life line of Club Penguin in my hands

and am not gonna let some stupid idea stop my favorite game of all time

And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea

And I'm not gonna let some stupid idea

Stop my favorite game of all time

Club Penguin will... live

club penguin will live

[Accurate Subtitles: I got tired, bye. suffer from the last subtitles. . . . . . . . . .

Let's look at the stats-.

Lets look at the stat

Club Penguin got plenty of page visits

but we need more, I want all of y'all

to play Club Penguin!

Show them the power of the Bros!

Show them what we can do!

We need to protest against this. He will

not divide us!

Club Penguin will not divide us

He will not divide us. Club penguin will not

divide us, say it with me

Club Penguin will not divide us!

Club Penguin will not divide us. Not my president!

Haven't we suffered enough

Haven't we suffered enough

It's time. It's time to make another account

Club Penguin is the number one virtual world

for kids

how can you take that away from people

how can you just chew it up and spit it out

My last character got blown up

Club Penguin's virtual world will be

closing march in 27.. 29th

then why are we still here,

Just to suffer?

Every night I can feel my Club Penguin

(METAL GEAR SOLID V music)

In my arm

In my fingers

(more METAL GEAR SOLID V music)

this is not enough

we will end this. For Club Penguin!

For Club Penguin.

(alternate universe 9 11)

*door opens*

I need to get into the server room

This is the server room

It's locked

It's locked

but I have the key card

but I have the key card

it works

It's the only room they locked

It's the only room they locked

Come on Club Penguin

C'mon

If I can get in here, I can stop it. I can stop this

horrible thing and then it will all just be a dream

Do you know how to like... break into the... now?

they always use the card in movies

It's literally just that one thing!

So it's just that one lock there

To make it in here

Well, I think if you had a little

flathead screwdriver, you can jimmy it in

and push this thing open

* Pewdiepie = Usain bolt confirmed*

Where did he go?

Is this illegal?

Almost definitely. Should we not be filming this?

It's for the greatest good.

Oh! Brad: He's done it! Pewds: It was so easy! Oh mah gawd!

Oh my god!

Ohhhh.

*Pewds thanks the skies*

What's inside this door...

It's gonna change... the world.

Should I open? Brad: Yea

Ohmagad

It's more beautiful than I ever imagined (Wow)

This is Club Penguin's heart, and

it's bleeding

Think there's a reason they ke-

Oh shit. *Dun* *laughs* Sorry

We've just been hacked, it could be worse than Snowden

facial recognition got a hit

Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne

What are we doing.. I... *laugh* sorry

We're gonna go *laughs*

F-fuck

I don't want to get evicted, I really don't want to get evicted

*laughs* Fuck

(off screen) How are you gonna save Club Penguin now? *laughs*

How are you gonna save Club Penguin from JAIL? *laughs*

There must be another way Brad

You know when things get hard

there's no other... when there seems like

there's no way out and you lose hope

You pray *Holy Music*

I must pray to the protector of penguins

the one that seeks to protect the earth

What's the biggest threat to penguins

oh that's right climate change

I'm must pray

to Al Gore

we need you once again join us

Al Gore, save the Penguins save Club Penguin

protect this server when I go to jail *laughs*

so say we in Al Gore's name: Amen

*Blast*

*Dramatic Music* (ff7 Sephiroth theme)

No, not you

Ainsley: Hahamwhahaha

Ainsley, are you the reason Club Penguin is dying?

yes, it is me, I have infected the club penguin servers

Long I have awaited for this day

And now, finally, my dream has been realized

Club Penguin shall fall

How could you do this?

haha i used you pewdiepie you swedish javla helvette

I though you loved me!

How could I love that which is unlovable.

You were my puppet you stupid boy

You were my brother Ainsley

You were supposed to bring balance to the corporate...

*zap* *Groans*

Unlimited power

*Dramatic Music* *Electric sounds* *Felix groans*

*Laughs*

*Coughs* You may have killed me Ainsley, b-*coughs* but you will not get past Al Gore

He was meant to be president... all along

(and here... felix dies)

*Dramatic Music*