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  • EaT THe kID, FeLiX! (Pewds Mocking Us Wonderful Viewers)

  • JUsT EaT ThE DAHm ChIlD, FeLix! ~Still Mocking~

  • If PEWDIEPIE DOESN'T EAT THE CHILD!!!!!!!!!

  • I... will unsubscribe :O ~Music Starts Fading In~

  • When is he going to eat the kid!?!

  • Where... Is The Kid? (Buy your book today!0

  • ~Mocking Us (pff)~ WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

  • ~Crazy Pewds Oof~ I am finally gonna EAt THE KID!!

  • ~Pewds mocking ~ (Scoffs)

  • *~ Pewds Version Of The Iconic Ali-A Intro ~*

  • ~Eat The picture, By Day by Dave~ (I saw it when it came out :3)

  • WELCOME EVERYBODY! To "Eat The Picture"

  • LWIAY!!!!

  • LWIAY, YouTube's greatest show, everybody!

  • The show where I, review the meme. :3

  • It's very unique and it's different from all of my other shows trust me!

  • Trust me! Okay? (Sure Pewds. I as a fellow 9 year old will never doubt my wonderful leader!)

  • No, honestly it feels like I haven't done this in a while. Am i right with that assumption? :/ (I dunno)

  • Either way, let's check out what you guys, posted on the reddit. "The Pewdiepie Submissions"

  • My man was going for the handshake...This is so sad (Can we hit 1000 likes?)

  • i've seen this already. can someone please, can someone please give that dog a handshake?

  • can someone please do something?

  • wait this has 33 thousand uploads

  • this is one of the most upvoted reddit post on the pewdiepie submissions, great

  • ah great, this again. eat the kid's damn picture, really?

  • you know what? i'm not even reacting to this. I'm moving on. i don't need this

  • I don't need this judgment. by the way, your handwriting is terrible

  • moving on

  • marzia big serve meme (???)

  • the wedding is off until felix eats the kid's picture, i'm not about to marry a coward

  • my own future wife

  • has turned against me. is this where we finally

  • fight

  • is this our first little fight?

  • just cause i don't eat this child? you're all mad at me?

  • what if I don't eat him, huh? what are you gonna do, unsubscribe?

  • oooh- wait, actually T-Series is coming, please guys

  • I need you just for a little bit longer

  • face lampshade set out to eat my face

  • and i said-

  • until I ate a picture of him, and I said, okay, a hundred. as a joke. i didn't think the mad lad would do it

  • your blood is now completely diluted with the essence of pewdiepie

  • first of all, I will not do any more of these challenges, okay

  • if I see you do one I will ignore it

  • but I will eat the kid at the end of this video

  • just do it pewds

  • even youtube. even youtube

  • lmao ok if pewdiepie eats a picture of that kid we'll stop demonetizing his videos

  • man i''m excited. I've never aten- eaten paper, so uh

  • never eaten a child

  • so we'll see how it goes. i'm excited

  • pathetic. if I ever make a diss track burn some trash garbage

  • and legit make me inhale it

  • till i die

  • well i'm about to do that, so

  • you guys need to stop holding me accountable for all the things I said

  • to be fair, okay

  • Everyone made diss tracks, okay

  • It was the clickbait of last year. you want views? just make a stupid diss track. and they were all pretty terrible

  • now i know my diss track isn't the best one. if anything it falls on the lower end of anything

  • but it still floats above all the most youtuber diss tracks that I've seen and it was made completely ironically

  • i don't know how so many people seem to miss that point

  • i had people going like well, you said you didn't care about T-Series whatdatah- well it's a joke!

  • it's a joke

  • do I have to explain every time I make a joke?

  • a blue whale's vagina is so big and deep that five to six men can easily lay down in it

  • making it the world's next biggest pussy after

  • don't make me- i will hurt people

  • are there gonna be any material that doesn't involve this child? i need to know this right now

  • okay that's pretty cool *laughs*

  • konichiwa. woah, i read a word in japanese

  • nihongo desu nae (???)

  • the real rap god

  • i'm surprised you guys liked the video. i'm- i'm happily surprised

  • when me and brad shot it i kept going

  • I don't care, like let's just film it. it's whatever. I like, we have a new video that needs to go up tomorrow

  • it doesn't matter. let's just film it

  • and then during the editing process i just immediately turned into a psychopath

  • and went, you need to cut all of this, you need to fix this, this is exactly-

  • but yeah, I think it was worth it. it was a fun meme

  • what if felix doesn't eat the kids picture? he's a sociopath?

  • oh!

  • i feel like a lot of people misunderstood the video. i don't have a personal problem with katie or shane

  • and I don't think they made the video in any bad intention. i just thought it was a bad video

  • that's right. i'm backtracking now

  • backtracking!

  • T-Series needs only 2 million su- oh no. amnesia, pewdiepie, come on

  • nothing is working

  • it's so obvious that T-Series is gonna take over no matter what, so I might as well meme it

  • i don't know why people find it so weird. I get people asking me privately like, so like what do you actually think about it?

  • i'm like, what do you think? like, what do you think?

  • stop asking me questions- I'm gonna KILL THEM

  • i'm a sociopath and we live in a society. do sociopaths breathe?

  • yes

  • i just got the chills

  • how to always be monetized. step 1

  • copyright the T-Series diss track. that can easily be done. put the song in every video, maybe in the endcard

  • that's a good idea. copystrike yourself

  • oh my god, copystrike yourself . how could i be so blind? that's genius. it was so obvious all along

  • I just need to copystrike myself. well as silly as it sounds it's actually 100% possible

  • YouTube system is so easily exploitable at this point, you know, there are laws to protect reviews and uh

  • and references and you're allowed to show them. YouTube is responsible for what is on their website

  • so the easiest action for them is just to delete or give the revenue to the copyright claimer

  • and uh, it's a shame. it makes it such a mess. sharing stuff is such a-

  • you know what, I don't need to get in a preachy thing (???)

  • my point. let's just backtrack all of that

  • if I did this another claim could still come in and we would have to split it

  • but at least I would get half instead of nothing for using like a two second clip or whatever

  • all the other lyrics in the diss track

  • bah lasagna

  • that's the real intellectual line, okay, people don't understand it

  • if you think it's a stupid line, you don't get it. also notice how I kept going like this in the video. that's right

  • i didn't realize how much I was pointing until after where I review the footage and once you see it

  • you can't unsee it. for some reason doing this felt very natural for me at the time, okay, stop judging me

  • uploading the felix wheezing compilation again because it never made it- oh wait what

  • that's why pewdiepie should never shave

  • I need to shave like this distance is not good. maybe if I have it like that it's alright

  • but whatever I got going now, it's not good

  • see felix it's not that hard

  • imagine if i actually-

  • that's the best use of greenscreen I have seen in my life

  • i can't diss pewdiepie. he is unbeatable

  • well finally, real recognizes real, thank you, thank you eminem. very good

  • eating the picture. waiting for the subreddit to make a bunch of memes of the kid for the free-

  • felix. the child

  • eat the picture

  • eat the kid

  • sorry, felix this meme is locked. it'll unlock automatically if the kid is eat- oh my god. alright fine

  • can we get some uhh

  • i need the right music for this

  • here we go

  • he's done this for 100 days

  • i'm gonna swallow it

  • i'm such a health nerd

  • i'm already like, am i gonna die?

  • you know, of all the sightings concerning me (???) and it's a different story

  • this kid's have done 100 days, and i'm like, oh am i gonna die views?

  • alright, no more of this stuff. no more challenges. if I see one I'm ignoring it, okay

  • it was a fun meme for what it was and face lampshade

  • very well done. good job. you did it. congratulations

  • i'm glad no one died. that's uh, that's all I appreciate right now. thanks for watching

  • we added a t-shirt of meme review, a lot of people have been saying

  • they want a t-shirt version and it's cheaper

  • so if you want to get merch a little cheaper version we have that now as well. we also have phone cases added

  • how about that? that's great. no one seems to buy this one. it's so cool. i don't know why. alright

  • well, either way, I appreciate all the support on this. it's doing really well. i'm very happy that you guys like it and

  • yeah, just thanks for all the support arigato go sayo mes (???). it has uh, it has 7 days left

  • that's probably 6 days cause this will go out tomorrow. i'll see you then

  • brofist

EaT THe kID, FeLiX! (Pewds Mocking Us Wonderful Viewers)

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