But I have, "Feed me sushi" and "Tell me I'm pretty".

Um.

(What makes people swipe right on your profile?)

I don't know.

I don't have a bio on Tinder, I just have a bunch of modeling photos on there.

I just have pictures, and then I get mad cause everyone says "Hey," and I'm not gonna answer "Hey".

(23% of online dating profiles have no words)

So, I'm sure I should have a bio, but I don't know what to put in it.

Bartender, film major, wine mom. (60% have 30 words or less)

You'll probably like my dog more than me, but I'll like your mom more than you.

Um.

Swipe right if you like short dudes.

It's really all about the way you look, I think. (So, you know, pictures matter.)

Especially for men.

Yep.

There's just an attractive girl that might look like a model, or a bikini. (Men are most likely to swipe right on nature photos, but equally can't pass up a bikini pic.)

Men love skin.

Photos people like on my dating apps?

Maybe, like, a photo of me hiking.

Sexy photo and, like, the nice dress that shows a little bit of cleavage.

And they're just like, you know, heart eyes, eggplant emoji, but...

Like, no.

I used to kidnap my friends' dogs, and I would just go on like these adventures with their dogs and take pictures like they're all my dogs. (Women also love nature pics or pics with a dog.)

Just a lot of nature pictures with dogs that weren't mine.

I have one with two girlfriends. (Men swipe left on pictures of women with attractive men or in a group.)

Like, it's like a Polaroid from a, like, Brooklyn party we were at.

Maybe just because they want to look like a good guy they'll, like, like the group photo.

Um.

Mm.

I've got the tuxedo wedding. (Women also swipe left on pics of men with attractive women or in a group.)

Have to have, you know, the homies in it, you know, making me look good on each side.

This one's a little bit too tall.

I think people react to the strong close-ups in my modeling photos 'cause there's really good lighting. (While it's important to put best photos forward.)

I definitely got a lot of reactions based on my bio. (Profiles with bios are four times more likely to get a match!)

It has brackets, and inside the brackets, "Say bungled punchline," and then it's an exclamation point at the end.

6' 2" and funny enough.

It worked, I mean, I got matches.

"Don't hate me if," and I put, "if I organized all of your things."

Must be funny. (Women are more likely to describe their ideal partner in their bio using keywords like:

The typical, "No hookups."

But I would put, like, a little fishhook, to kinda, like, indicate that I meant it.

Not looking for something serious or something like that.

Like, kinda honestly, mildly, f***-boy-esque.

Just looking to talk.

Lets cook each other dinner and have a glass of wine.

AMC six-dollar Tuesdays.

Gotta go when no one's there, get that, you know, cheap ticket.

People here just cut to the chase.

They're just like, "I'm at this address, I want to bleep your bleep."

And I'm just like, "Can you, like, say hi first"?

My first photo is kind of like a very normal picture of me.

I was sweaty after hiking and I'm doing a soft smile.

A lot of people like that, and if people like that photo, I am more down with them.

Another very popular photo on my profile is me in a swimsuit kind of like beachy, wet vibes, and I get a lot of likes on that photo.

It says actor, artist, writer...

Paint on my face and like cans in my hair.

Only one percent of African American men are over 6'2" and have a college degree.

Like, you're not gonna find a lot of me on here.

No complaints in my dating life.

(What's your dating profile strategy? Tell us in the comments below.)