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  • - [Woman] Hey, do you mind if I sit here?

  • - Oh yeah, let me just,

  • want to you give you that six feet.

  • - Appreciate that, thanks.

  • - Yeah, no problem.

  • - It's crazy, not everyone would.

  • - Some people are the worst.

  • - In the grocery store somebody will reach over you

  • to grab chickpeas.

  • I mean, who needs chickpeas that bad?

  • - Yeah, someone who really love hummus.

  • - Pervy hummus lovers.

  • - They hum-must have those chickpeas.

  • - Nice.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Okay, so look at these two.

  • So, they came from different directions,

  • and now they're hugging.

  • Wow.

  • - Wow.

  • - The nerve.

  • - Wow.

  • Look at this guy.

  • - Look at this guy.

  • - Wow.

  • - Wow.

  • - That's a generous two meters there, pal.

  • - Playing fast and loose with the metric system, bud.

  • (snickers)

  • Oh okay, here we go.

  • - Here we go.

  • - Wow look at this guy!

  • - Look at this fucking guy!

  • - Wearing a mask around his chin.

  • - Bet he wears his condom around his balls too.

  • - Better give him aloe for that burn.

  • - Maybe a skin graft, actually.

  • - Oh here we go.

  • - Here we go.

  • - Wow, okay.

  • So, you're telling me you're all from the same household?

  • - Are you kidding me?

  • (chuckles)

  • - The age gap alone would be problematic.

  • - It's a bit messed up.

  • - [Woman] I had him when I was 17

  • and it was a very difficult time for me!

  • - Oh.

  • - Oh.

  • - Sorry.

  • - I just don't think anyone

  • should kiss their kids like that.

  • - Right?

  • I mean, it was a reasonable misunderstanding.

  • - I'd say so.

  • - I don't think she needed to yell like that.

  • - Oh, here we go.

  • - Here we go!

  • - Okay.

  • - Wow, all six of you are roommates.

  • - Yeah, what are you from a commune or something?

  • Okay, here comes the frisbee.

  • - Wow.

  • - Wow.

  • - That frisbee may as well be a hardware store,

  • 'cause it's covered in 'rona.

  • - Wow, is that a Canadian hardware store reference?

  • - You bet it is.

  • - Wow, I think I'm in love with you.

  • - I'm not really looking for anything right now.

  • - Totally, totally.

  • And we couldn't anyway 'cause of the whole, just.

  • - Right.

  • - You know what I'm saying.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • Wow!

  • - Wow.

  • (chuckles)

  • - Oh that deserves.

  • Wow.

  • - Oh.

  • - Look at these guys.

  • - Look at these fucking guys.

  • - You're letting your kids wrestle.

  • - Just walking disease reservoirs.

  • - Like pustules of infection.

  • - Gosh!

  • - Wow.

  • - Oh come on!

  • - Oh come on!

  • - Come on!

  • - Look at this.

  • - Look at this.

  • Everyone, yeah, everyone just get in,

  • rub your faces on that dog.

  • Everyone get in there.

  • - I hope you like 'rona 'cause your dog's covered in it.

  • - Dripping in it.

  • - just soaked.

  • (disgusted grunting)

  • - Wet.

  • - Shame.

  • - Shame.

  • - Shame.

  • - Shame.

  • - Shame.

  • - Shame.

  • (giggles)

  • - Nice.

  • - Uh.

  • - Um.

  • That's a easy mistake.

  • - Yes, it's a very easy mistake to make.

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • - Look at this guy!

  • (laughs)

  • - Look at this fucking guy.

  • - Fucking guy.

  • (laughs)

  • - Wow.

  • - Piece of shit.

  • - Garbage humans, eh?

  • - (mumbles) Garbage.

  • - Yeah.

  • - I'm gonna go wash my hand.

- [Woman] Hey, do you mind if I sit here?

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    luna.chou posted on 2020/06/15
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