(liquid bubbling)

(upbeat music)

♪ I was baking cookies on Halloween day ♪

♪ When a trick-or-treating monster came my way ♪

♪ There was a google in his eye when he let out with a cry ♪

- Feed me cookie, please!

♪ He did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, sprinkle and chocolate ganache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, cookies decorated with panache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ On everyone's cookies ♪

♪ He did feast ♪

♪ Om, nom ♪ ♪ This Cookie Monster ♪

♪ Wasn't sharing, not in the least ♪

♪ Nom nom ♪ ♪ Taking cookies ♪

♪ By the boxful, he even ate my cookie a la mode ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, he did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, even tried a cookie made of squash ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh, a pumpkin cookie with a mustache ♪

♪ Me did the Nosh ♪ (Dracula laughing)

♪ He did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Cookie Monster saw his friends weren't having fun ♪

♪ He realized that others may want some ♪

♪ So he shared with Elmo and the fuzzy blue one ♪

♪ Nom nom go nom nom go nom nom nom ♪

♪ Cookie Monster was sharing, it was a familiar sound ♪

♪ They had cookies and milk, some weren't even round ♪

♪ More trick or treaters began to arrive ♪

♪ Including Zoey and the number five ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ The Cookie Nosh, snicker doodles, shortbread, my gosh ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, cookies disappeared in a flash ♪

♪ We did the Nosh, we did the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Now everyone's full, sharing's spread round the land ♪

♪ This Halloween, hold out your hand ♪

♪ Find a friend and give a treat or two, saying ♪

- This cookie just for you.

♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh, ha ha, the Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh, then you can Cookie Monster Nosh ♪

♪ Then you can Nosh ♪ (Dracula chuckling)

♪ Na, na, na, na, Nosh ♪

- Oh, ah, cookies. - Oh, look at him go!

- Halloween cookie, delicious. - He loves his cookies!

(wolves howling) (gate creaking)

- Hey, you, yeah you, this is your final warning.

That's right, it's another Sesame Street parody

with a cute, wholesome message about sharing, oh, please.

Lemme share something with you, click away and scram!

- Wah! - Oh, what's that?

You actually wanna watch this?

Oh, come on, seriously?

Well, what are you sittin' around listenin' to me for then?

Skip ahead already, jeesh.

(trash can lid slams)

- Me ate all the food in Snack Side Down.

Huh, me want more food!

Me so hungry!

- [People] (speaking gibberish) Trick or treat!

- Treats, oh boy,

here me come!

See ya, Barb!

- Wait, can I come?

Don't forget me! (grunting)

- Come on guys, the next house has the big candy.

(Bert worm whimpers) - Don't worry,

old buddy Dirt, I'll share with you too.

- [Bert Worm] Yay, yay, yay, yay!

- (whimpering) I, your cute, adorable child of the 80s,

Lucas, have a bad feeling about tonight.

Why don't we all go home and play a nice, safe board game?

Go Fish, anyone?

- It's Halloween, Lucas, and nothing bad'll happen to us.

(suspenseful music)

- Whoa, this strange place.

Now, where are those kids with all the delicious treats?

Mm, num num, mm, num num, whoa, mm, num num num.

(Cookie Monster smacks lips) - Hey.

- Hi. - Who are you?

- Oh, me?

Me the Cookie Gore (clears throat).

Hold on a second.

Me tricker treater dressed as adorable flower (laughing).

- Oh, now I get it. - Yeah.

Oh, ooh, what that?

That delicious treat?

- This?

Oh, it's the only non-rotten pumpkin in the whole patch.

- Ooh, that look pretty tasty to me. (moaning)

- Hey, I was gonna share that.

Or carve it with Murray, gotta keep him outta that lab.

Now I have to go back to the patch.

(octopus exclaims) (octopus laughing)

What's that?

- (laughing) Trick or treat!

I can't wait to share my candy. (laughing)

- Whew, that's not strange, that's just

an octopus tricker treating. - Yeah.

- Well, (sighs) I'm off to the pumpkin patch.

Hep, hep. (yelling)

- Watch out for the tunnels, Mr. Hoppy!

- [People] Trick or treat!

- Treat!

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

(long-haired girl yelling) (kids yelling)

- [Long-Haired Girl] You boys should have gone home.

- Don't worry, Dirt, I'll protect you.

Wait, have you gotten bigger? - Yeah!

(long-haired girl yelling)

- Wow, (laughs) you should totally see your faces!

- Oh, hey there, skate-y girl. - Hey.

- Me hear there are treats around here.

- Nope, just tricks. (chuckling)

- Trick or treat! - Oh, treat.

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.

- Oh, you kids look so cute in your costumes.

- Aw. - Okay, line up

and I'll pass out some candy.

- I know Will loves the gummy worms.

Do you got any of those?

(Will coughing) (liquid splashing)

- There you go. - Oh, nice decorations.

Me like what you've done with the place.

- Thank you. (Cookie Monster gasps)

- Treats!

Oh, nom, nom, nom. - Wait.

Now, wait, that's not very kind.

Bob, Bob, the big kid ate all the candy!

- Hey, I think that's the-- - Cookie Gorgon!

(all yelling)

- Okay, okay, I know, I know you kids are all upset

because the big kid ate all the candy,

but look, I made some cookies.

- Cookies!

Ah-- (mysterious music)

Hey, why can't me move?

- 11!

- Friends share.

(mysterious music) (Cookie Monster gasps)

- (sighs) Share, what that?

- You know, when you're a good friend to others.

- Yeah, and don't just take things.

- You can each have some or take turns.

- Mm, so everyone gets candy and cookies, not just you.

- Oh, yeah, none of that ringing bell.

- Maybe this will.

(dreamy music)

- Oh, yeah, that a nice drawing, Will.

Wait a minute, that's sharing?

- Mm-hmm, it sure is.

In fact, I'd like to share this cookie with you.

- Oh boy, with me!

Oh, cookie!

Ah-- - Let me out!

Let me out. (Dirt speaks gibberish)

Ooh! (laughing)

Hey, Dirt. (Dirt vocalizing)

- Oh, you want a cookie, too?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Okay,

me share cookie with you.

- Mm. - Oh, oh gee, isn't that kind?

- You gonna grow up to be

a big, strong Cookie Gorgon one day.

Om, nom, nom, nom. - Mouth breathers.

- Nom, nom, nom. - Ooh, ah.

- Oh, boy.

- Everything's kind of back to normal.

(Dirt vocalizing) (doorbell rings)

- Who could that be?

- [Eight] Trick or treat.

- Eight, everyone this is my sister.

(all gasp)

- [Several] You've had a sister?

- Oh, yeah, I see the family resemblance.

(light music)

- Barb, Barb!

Me got something to share with you.