Name: EVERY Bikini Bottom BREAKING NEWS Report ? SpongeBob
Uploaded: 2020-06-08T05:51:04.000Z
Duration: 8 min 43 s
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Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom.

A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom!

We interrupt this program for an important news announcement!

This wild throng behind me is screaming for Bikini Bottom's newest

So much destruction. This reporter asks, why?

Local consensus places the blame on this negligent, selfish,

Ah, what am I getting so worked up about?

I'm sure that by tomorrow this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory.

The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut!

And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit it's horrible cry!

A cry so powerful it can be heard around the world!

A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier,

only has a few hours left to complete his essay.

We interrupt your laughter at other people's expense

Here is his picture. If a health inspector comes to your restaurant

All of Bikini Bottom is a buzz over the identity

of a mysterious flying man who helps people!

We interrupt this program to bring you a news blast!

This just in! Fear and disease is spreading like wild fire

as a killer snail has been biting the Denison's of Bikini Bottom!

and they'll tell you that germs enter through the bite radius,

traveling up stream until the entire host body is full of

Flash! The jellyfish migration enters its second day of fantastic jellyfishing.

We now go live to our reporter on the scene.

This year's migration is the largest in a century.

I feel truly sorry for the poor saps who will miss even one minute

Perch Perkins here live at the Krusty Krab!

We're just moments away from an important press conference

owner of the restaurant. Any thoughts, Mr. Krabs?

Bikini Bottom is literally in a state of total chaos tonight!

We go not to News Sea Chopper 7. What's up?

The Krusty Krab is just about to come apart at the hinges.

Customers are in a rage over not getting their Krabby Patties!

Looks like another beautiful day here in Bikini Bottom. Huh.

This just in! A diabolical, albeit, haphazardly, thrown together machine

is attacking Bikini Bottom and is headed straight for the Krusty Kra--

Thank you, Phil. Today's weather forecast calls for…

A horrible storm will ravage the Bikini Bottom area.

You heard me. Panic is not advised. Although, it is recommended.

That's right folks. This is news reporter, Ben Blenny, standing in for Perch Perkins,

who's out today with a terrible case of indigestion.

And we are coming to you live during day three of what appears to be

Yes, sir. You are. Would you care to say a few words?

Our top story tonight, a series of sad tales.

Tragedy in the park when a young snail caught in a tree

Earlier today, Mr. Eugene Krabs, proprietor of the Krusty Krab restaurant,