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  • [chanting]

  • Crashing, frashing break dancers!

  • He's stopping, he's stopping!

  • [horn blasting]

  • The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza for you and me

  • I think I'm getting the hang of this!

  • [panting]

  • Patrick, what are you doing?

  • If I can't have you as a friend...

  • I'm gonna make you a trophy!

  • I even picked out this nice jar for you!

  • Patrick, go home, I'm a jellyfish now!

  • [groaning]

  • [screaming]

  • [panting]

  • [meowing]

  • [screaming]

  • I can see you there!

  • I still see you!

  • You're gonna look good on my mantel!

  • Friends forever, SpongeBob!

  • [panting]

  • I got you now, SpongeBob!

  • Patrick, no!

  • Status report, Mr. SquarePants!

  • The whole ship is under water, captain!

  • Argh!

  • We're marooned then!

  • Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot!

  • This is it, boys!

  • From the seaweed with two leaves on it, 10,000 paces east!

  • But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has--

  • Which way, cap'n?

  • Patrick, which way is east?

  • Er... let's see.

  • That way, cap'n!

  • 9,997, 9,998, 9,999, 10,000!

  • Where's the X?

  • Supposed to be right here!

  • 10,000 paces east!

  • Oh... east?

  • I thought you said weast!

  • Weast?

  • What kind of compass are you reading, lad?

  • This one, sir.

  • That's West, Patrick.

  • You're fired again!

  • The hall monitor of the day is... oh... SpongeBob.

  • [screaming]

  • Hall monitor SpongeBob reporting for duty, ma'am!

  • I'm ready to assume my position in the hall!

  • I will protect all that are weak in the hall!

  • All rules will be enforced in the hall!

  • OK! Just take the hat and belt.

  • I can't accept that yet, ma'am, first I have to make my speech.

  • You can't make this easy, can you?

  • Class mates, who am I to deserve such a great honor?

  • Why, I would be nothing without Mrs. Puff!

  • Gimme a break.

  • And to my public, all I can say is... I'm touched.

  • And furthermore, I will carry out my duties...

  • Crime and punishment!

  • Punishment and crime... in the hall!

  • Which reminds me of an extremely long speech

  • written by the greatest hall monitor of all time!

  • Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears!

  • In conclusion, and without a moment to spare,

  • I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

  • Hall monitor!

  • Wish me luck, Mrs. Puff.

  • Oh, and I would be--

  • SpongeBob, are you OK?

  • I overdid the speech again, didn't I?

  • I'm afraid so.

  • Aw, tartar sauce.

  • I guess I won't be needing this.

  • I hardly knew ya.

  • Uh... SpongeBob?

  • Yes, Mrs. Puff?

  • I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow.

  • [screaming]

  • Thanks, Mrs. Puff!

  • What are the consequences of what I've just done?

  • Oh...

  • [humming]

  • Broken traffic light.

  • Who's to say my monitor duties should end just because the bell rang?

  • I can be helpful anywhere.

  • This looks like a job for the hall monitor!

  • [whistle blowing]

  • What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

  • My leg!

  • [light music playing]

  • [electronic music playing]

  • What the...

  • [booing]

  • I'm losing money on this deal.

  • It's worth every penny.

  • [booing]

  • You bottom feeders!

  • You don't even know talent!

  • No talent! No talent!

  • No talent! No talent!

  • Hey Squidward, can I go on now?

  • Yeah, show's over.

  • [booing]

  • - Hey, yeah. - That's really not too bad.

  • Alright!

  • [crowd cheering]

  • [cheering]

  • They want an encore.

  • Stand aside, SpongeBob.

  • [groaning]

  • [cheering]

  • [cheering]

  • [cheering]

  • [cheering]

  • [cheering]

  • You did it, Squidward! What a great show!

  • Oh, my son's a star!

  • Who ever knew he had such talent.

  • I'll be needing another wheelbarrow

  • for next week's show!

  • [sighing]

  • [cheering]

[chanting]

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