Hey, that's no Dutchman, that's SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

SpongeBob!

[laughing]

Help!

Help!

I am not SpongeBob, those are my street clothes!

[laughing]

Flying Dutchman?

Flying Dumb man!

[lightning striking]

Enough!

[laughing maniacally]

[screaming]

It's the real Flying Dutchman!

[splashing]

Out of all the Dutchman costumes I've seen...

Yours is the most insulting!

Do you mean I'm not scary?

You?

Scary?

[laughing maniacally]

First I've gotta get rid of this stupid costume!

[screaming]

Hey, what do you know?

I scared him!

[laughing]

[ominous music playing]

- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!

[roaring]

[laughing]

Look, it's the haunted mattress!

OK, OK, here's your candy!

No, please, that was enough of a treat, thank you!

[laughing]

I don't get it, Patrick.

Hey, SpongeBob, look at my new paper ghost!

[moaning]

Scary!

- That is it, Patrick! - What's it?

What's the difference between that ghost and me?

Er...

No, I don't know, wait, don't tell me!

[groaning]

Don-- don-- don't tell me!

Don't tell me, don't tell me, I can do this!

I can do this, don't tell me, don't tell me!

Don't tell me!

- OK, tell me. - I've got a square head...

And a real ghost has a round one.

All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I'm scary!

OK, are you ready?

Remember, like this!

[shaving]

You sure you wanna do this?

Shave me down, make me round!

Alright, let's get to it!

[shaving]

What do you think?

Perfect!

Now that's scary!

Let's go scare somebody.

[groaning]

I'm the Flying Dutchman!

[groaning]

I don't know who I am!

[bell ringing]

[roaring]

I'm the Flying Dutchman!

[groaning]

I'm the Flying Dutchman's best friend!

[laughing]

Hey, don't you kids want your candy?

[laughing]

Oh, boy, that was something!

Your costume really packs a punch!

- Do you think? - Oh, no question!

You scared the barnacles off that guy!

Who should we scare next?

There's a whole party just full of people down at the Krusty Krab!

And the Flying Dutchman is gonna show up uninvited!

[giggling]

Oh, here comes someone now!

[roaring]

Oh... I'm the Flying Dutchman!

[laughing]

Wasn't that the haunted mattress?

I guess he's been demoted to a haunted sleeping bag!

[laughing]