this one's for you.

(string music)

Should I draw you cute or should I draw you old?

- You draw me however you wanna draw me, okay?

- I said old like it was a crime.

- Yeah, what the hell?

When do you think I went to college, Jackie?

- 1753.

The same age that Lincoln was born.

Kevin.

- Jackie.

- Not a lot of hair.

- That was mean.

(laughing)

Why would you say that?

- It's like Pokemon.

It's so popular that even I know Majin Buu

and I think Majin Buu is very cute.

- I don't know who Majin Buu is.

- Boo!

Get it, Majin Buu?

- Yeah, that's awful.

- Yoshi!

- Are you just gonna do voices this entire episode?

(yelling)

- It's a me, a Mario.

- Who's that?

- It's my friend , Yoshi.

- Oh that's Pikachu.

That's a really good one.

- Just draw, Jackie.

(laughing)

Cause here's the thing.

If I draw you in my style

it's just going to look like me.

- It's gonna look like you.

- With like, long black hair.

- Spider-Verse is the best movie ever created.

- It's really good.

- Miles, best Spider-Man.

Love Gwen Stefani.

- It's not, it's not Gwen.

- Love Peter Parker, Peter B Parker, Peter C Parker.

- It's not Gwen Stefani.

- Peter D Parker.

- It's Gwen Stacy.

- Peter F Parker.

- My favorite Spider-Man from Spider-Verse

was Peter B Parker, do you wanna know why?

- Is it cause your old?

- I'm making you draw a comic book character from my era.

- The 1700's?

- Stop it.

- (laughing)

- Oh, this is bleh.

This is close enough, but it's not great.

- You're scared of the "I love drawing Homer."

- I am scared of Mike's critique, I'm not gonna lie.

- You're afraid of the animator's hard mallets coming down.

- He draws Homer for a living.

Like that's that what he does.

- But you know what we do for a living?

- What?

- We are wrong for a living for the internet.

- We draw incorrectly for a living on the internet.

- Yeah, we draw other people's characters wrong

so that people can laugh at us.

So honestly.

- So honestly we're doing our job right now.

- We're doing our job if it's wrong. -Yeah.

- But we're really sorry. -We're really sorry.

- We're really trying our best. -We're really trying.

Isn't that wild and wacky?

- Stop saying wild and wacky.

- Isn't that Wild and Wacky with Barry Allen?

- And Jackie.

So I remember Dragon Ball Z mostly from the

Super Nintendo game.

- There's a Super Nintendo game?

- Oh hell yeah there is.

- Was it like a fighting game?

- Yeah, it's like Street Fighter.

But it's mostly just you throwing giant fireballs

and energy at each other.

- That sounds great.

- Yeah.

- That's all I want to do in real life.

- You just want to throw giant fireballs at me?

- Yeah.

- Jackie.

- Why wouldn't you?

- I thought we were friends.

- No.

You know I'm really good at doing Toad.

- Okay, give me some of your Toad.

- (screeching)

- Right?

I know that they need to collect the dragon balls

to make their wish come true.

- Wait are we sure this isn't Pokemon?

- No.

- Give me your best Wario.

- (ensemble growling)

- But Nintendo games are great.

And if you have the excess funds to purchase one

I highly recommend it.

- I don't have a Switch.

- You're different, I hate you already.

- When they're like juicing up to become Super Saiyans.

- Juicing up?

- When they're juicing up, you know what I mean.

- Ew.

- You know what I'm talking about Jackie.

Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about.

- Don't say Goku is "juicing up."

- Don't like rocks and stuff float whenever

they're juicing up?

- Stop saying juicing up.

- Juicing up Jackie.

- I'm leaving.

Wow Justice League.

- Yeah.

- I think I love them.

- Do you know who the Justice League are?

- Superman.

- You sound very confident.

- I like bumbling buff idiots.

- You really do.

- Yeah I like the dumb ones.

- That's your type.

- I'm going to beef it, I'm going to beef it on purpose.

- You're going to what?

- I'm going to beef it on purpose.

- What does beef it mean, Jackie?

'Cause I have a definition of what beef it means.

- You don't what beef it means? -I mean.

- It just means you've made a mistake.

- Right.

Also when I was growing up though

beef it meant to fart.

- I'm beefin' it.

- Stop saying beefing it.

- It smells so bad.

- (laughing)

- It smells so bad guys.

I'm beefing, I'm beefing.

- And today we're gonna be drawing.

- My neck hurts.

- That's not what we're drawing.

Today we're going to be drawing Marvel superheroes

from memory.

- Didn't we already do that?

- We did DC.

- I don't know.

- We did Justice League.

- Whatever.

- Get your universes straight.

- Whatever, they're all the same guy.

- That's disconcerting, okay I gave him way too much crotch.

(duck quaking)

He has a saddle right?

- I think he has a shell.

- Oh no, really?

What does Mario sit on?

- The shell part.

I don't think he--are you drawing a horse?

- I think I'm drawing a horse, Jackie.

- I think you're--I think you're thinking of a green horse.

- I think I'm thinking of a green horse.

To draw someone is a very precious thing

and I don't want to disappoint you.

- I'm gonna cry.

- Stop it.

- I mean from disappointment.

At first they didn't want to make Spider-Man

because they were like

nobody likes spiders, this is gonna be gross.

- That was Stan Lee's story behind it.

And he was like, I'll show them

I'll make him the most popular superhero in the world.

- Yeah for some reason, he's been old his whole life.

In this scenario he's already, like 90.

He's kinda looking more like a McDonald's character

right now, than a Justice League character.

I apologize to Barry Allen and his son Wally West.

- Oh wait, he has a son?

- No, I don't think so.

- John Brad is like.

- He's wacky!

- Is he wild and wacky?

- He's wild and wacky with Overwatch.

His hair is on fire.

- Seriously?

- Kind of and he is missing two limbs.

Kevin, what's your favorite episode of The Simpsons?

- So my favorite episode of The Simpsons

is called "Lisa's Substitute."

It's a episode in the second season where Lisa

has a very inspiring teacher who ends up going away

because he's a substitute teacher.

But he gives her the sweetest note in the world.

And tells her only look at it when you are starting

to doubt yourself.

And as he goes away, she opens it up.

And it says "you are Lisa Simpson."

- Aw, that makes me cry. -Right?

It's so sweet. -I'm gonna cry.

- Yeah, but then my other favorite episode is the one

- I'm actually crying.

- Are you? -That's so sweet.

- Seriously? -Yeah.

(crying)

- Jackie.

- That's so cute.

- Oh my god.

You okay?

- That was so cute.

- And that was just the synopsis

you should watch the actual episode.

You should watch it.

- Oh my god you guys, look.

I'm a mess.

- I mean if you wanna go into a story.

He's undead.

The devil being the devil

gave him like demonic superpowers.

Put him back on Earth

but then wiped his memory so he didn't know

who his wife was.

- Oh, so that sucks. - Yeah.

- I will draw what I think Spawn's Lola would be.

- Follow your heart.

- And it's Skull cause goth's love human anatomy.

- (laughing)

- If you're favorite superhero is Venom

you're either a really edgy 13 year old boy

or a 25 year old woman

that just got out of a long relationship.

- Mine is very plain.

- Mmm.

- I am going to warn you though

there's a lot of crotch coming your way.

- Watch again, bringing up the crotch.

- There's a lot of crotch coming your way

so you're just gonna have to deal with it.

- I'm just gonna deal with Flash's groin.

Flash's crotch.

- His costume is so simple

but there's no way to mask his groin.

- I mean there is, but you know Kevin

I'm just gonna let it slide this time

'cause I don't wanna hear you say crotch again.

- I'm just letting you know, lotta crotch.

- You really overplayed the crotch.

- Really?

- The way you described it

I was thinking you gave him like a basketball in there.

You know what?

A good anime face.

- Really?

- And you know what else I'm gonna say?

It looks nothing like Kevin.

It does not look like Kevin at all.

- It's gotta be Hilda anime though.

'Cause it's very specific.

- Yeah, I'm glad we didn't do it.

(ensemble chuckling)