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  • Hey, Everyone!

  • I'm Loretta!

  • Today I want to try something

  • that's been circulating around YouTube recently.

  • Since I'm kind of obsessed with languages

  • today I wanted to do a

  • language-related version of the "100 Layers" challenge.

  • SO! Today I'm going to try

  • 100 Layers of Google Translate!

  • In other words,

  • I'm going to use Google Translate 100 times

  • to see how it changes

  • a story that I will tell.

  • I'm going to try and do that

  • in today's video.

  • So I asked you guys on Twitter

  • what you would like me to speak in Japanese

  • and what you would like me throw around in Google Translate 100 times

  • and you guys said that

  • you wanted to hear a funny story!

  • The only thing I could find

  • is this like really embarassing one

  • so please bear in mind that I'm human.

  • Ok so here we go...

  • My maybe funny...

  • kind of interesting story in Japanese.

  • One day, when I was in college,

  • I'm not really sure why but

  • I was really stressed trying to

  • figure out what to do.

  • So then,

  • I had a friend named Sam

  • and asked him to give me some advice

  • so he was nice enough to come over to my dorm.

  • My roommate was in the room at the time

  • along with another mutual friend

  • so in total there were 4 of us.

  • So anyway, I was really stressed out

  • but since it was personal

  • I didn't really feel like

  • saying it in front of everyone.

  • I was kind of uncomfortable

  • so since Sam can also speak Japanese

  • I figured I should just tell him in Japanese.

  • So, we were talking in Japanese

  • and I'm not really sure why

  • but I was kind of rolling around like this

  • just like, rocking while talking...

  • so we talked a bit

  • and towards the end, for some reason

  • I really wanted to use a word I just learned

  • "SEI-IPPAI" to show I was overwhelmed.

  • Sam was like: "I don't get why you're so upset?"

  • and I was like

  • "I just can't!

  • I have too much on my plate!"

  • and the moment I said that word

  • I let out

  • a BIG

  • FART!!!

  • Like, try to imagine this:

  • They're I am on my back

  • and a fart just blows out at everyone!!

  • My roomate was like

  • "WTF ARE YOU DOING?!"

  • " YOU CAN"T JUST FART LIKE THAT!!"

  • "Omg it STINKS!"

  • And Sam was like,

  • Yeah I guess

  • YOU WERE PRETTY FULL!

  • It was just really embarassing...

  • HOWEVER

  • I wasn't stressed out anymore after laughing so...

  • I guess that's good. :)

  • The end!

  • That was the strangest story in the world...

  • I'm going to transcribe this really quickly...

  • I'm going to cut out the 'um's so its just content words

  • but let's go ahead and see how that turned out!

  • 100...

  • We just got to 100...

  • and it's in English and ridiculously long!

  • Why is it so longg?!?!? NOOOO.

  • I'm not sure if I'll even be able to read the Japanese.

  • This is so crazy

  • so I think what I'm going to do is I'm also going to post a link

  • to Facebook and Twitter

  • I'll post the actual written out results so you can see how crazy it got

  • like 50 layers through it was something like

  • "We the people....of the college..."

  • I was like WHAT?! What are we even saying?!

  • The only words I think are actually from the original

  • so far is "COLLEGE"

  • er, was college in there???

  • No, it's gone.

  • The word for college even disappeared.

  • The only word left in the first 3 sentences is...

  • "STRESS"

  • STRESS is the only thing that remained?!?!

  • COME ON, GUYS!!!!

  • "YouTubuzzer..."

  • I am becoming so

  • this is your healthy way of thinking.

  • 2.

  • That is what I think, on,

  • That, I so that, it is

  • WAS

  • We are

  • we, us, we are

  • I think we are what you are holding.

  • Did anything even come through?!

  • Did the word FART even come in?!

  • Look at this, look at this!

  • In some, it is the operation of my roommate

  • the next, I

  • It is the cherry salmon must dormitory request HAS.

  • It is a specific lawn mower.

  • Oh this is profound,

  • have it, ther eis you, it is a love

  • was in itself.

  • Part II of there you corpse.

  • You can take an order to complete

  • shame specific.

  • But, after all,

  • I think it was good,

  • I think it was must be emphasized.

  • You did it, GOOGLE!

  • Like, WtF?!

  • It's like some weird Shakespeare stuff.

  • You can read that.. um.. enjoy the story!

  • I hope you guys enjoyed my weird story.

  • and THAT is 100 layers of Google Translate!

  • OK, that's all for today!

  • If you liked this video

  • Please like, share and subscribe for more!

  • Until next time,

  • Cherry blossom salmon!!!

Hey, Everyone!

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