Like one of those hip young old folks from a soda commercial.

It's radical!

Radical!

Drink it!

My turn!

Remember Patrick, 15 seconds exactly.

Gotcha, 15 seconds, give or take a few minutes.

No, Patrick! 15 seconds exactly.

It's really important--

It's working!

OK Patrick, I'm done.

Patrick?

Well Patrick, how do I look?

[screaming]

Oh, it's you.

You don't look too good.

What... what do you mean?

- See for yourself. - Ahh!

I must have been under the tanning machine too long.

[crying]

Ew.

Oh yeah, that hit the spot.

One caramel sundae, please.

Oh, I think you'll have to go to the party without me, Patrick.

There's just no way I can get that golden brown in time.

But that's no reason you shouldn't go... Ow!

- Patrick, why did you-- - Can't talk! Working.

No really, Patrick, what did you--

Ugh, I feel sticky.

Take a look.

Woo!

Thanks, Patrick!

Uh, I'm stuck.

Nice job, ma'am. Join the party.

Eh-he-hem...But the baby is gonna have to wait outside.

But he's the perfect shade of tropical toddler.

Yes, but...

Ah! Tyler, how could you?

Now don't worry, ma'am. He can wait out here

with the other rejects.

Oh, no tears, son. We'll get in next year.

Next!

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like you two took my advice.

Nice job, gentlemen. Come on in!

[music playing]

Alright, party people!

It's time to roll out the portables.

[music playing]

Oh, no! Caramel... hardening... Got to get out of here!

- Patrick! Patrick! - What?

- Can I get a little help here? - Oh, sure thing pal.

Hey everybody, make some room!

The floor's all yours!

- Knock 'em dead, kid. - No Patrick, I--

[laughing]

[gasping]

- So bright! - Honey, look away!

[laughing nervously]

Nice job.

Your hideously white skin just ruined the party.

I mean, look at you! Do you hug your mother with that skin?

[grumbling]

Can you believe this guy crashed your party?

Craig?

I have seen this only one other time.

It's the ultimate tan.

He's...

Sun bleached.

[gasping]

Sun bleached?

This young man... this young hero,

should be praised for his dedication to tanliness.

- Hooray! - Yes! Yes!

If you guys are feeling it, we should all follow in his footsteps.

[cheering]

Crank it! Crank it up!

[music playing]

[music playing]

Hey Patrick, do you think that maybe too much sun is a bad thing?

Whatever.

I just got with the flow.