♪ The ocean's no place for a squirrel ♪

♪ Wish I was in Texas Prettiest place in the world ♪

♪ Oh, no ♪

♪ I guess deep in my heart I'll always be a Texas girl ♪

♪ I wanna go ho-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Home ♪

[howling]

♪ Yodel-ey-oh, yodel-ey-oh ♪

Hey Patrick, listen to that.

- Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me! - Patrick!

Listen. Hear that?

It's Sandy.

♪ I wanna wake up in Texas ♪

♪ I miss those wide open skies ♪

♪ I miss my 20 acres Barbeques and pecan pies ♪

♪ Oh, I ♪

♪ When I'm so far from your Texas All I can do is cry ♪

[sobbing]

[sobbing]

♪ Yodel-ey-oh, yodel-ey-oh ♪

♪ Yodel-ey-oh, yodel-ey ♪

♪ I wanna go ho-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ I wanna go home ♪

[sobbing]

Look what's in Sandy's bed!

It looks like an over-inflated Sandy doll.

I think this thing is Sandy.

Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.

I've had enough of your dastardly deeds, Dirty Dan

I'm gonna get you and your partner, Pinhead Larry

or my name ain't Sheriff... Sandy...

She must be dreaming about Texas outlaws.

[giggling]

Look out, Sandy, I'm Dirty Dan.

I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail at taxpayers' expense.

Oh, you better run faster, Sandy.

Yeah, I'm getting away! Run faster!

Hurry, we're getting in a taxi!

Faster, faster!

[giggling]

I'll get you two. You're nothing but pure evil!

Just like newspaper comics...

[giggling]

Come on, Patrick. We shouldn't disturb her anymore.

That's not disturbing.

This is disturbing.

Hi there, SpongeBob.

My name is Patback.

Ha! That is really disturbing!

[laughing]

- Uh, SpongeBob? - Huh?

[growling]

Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!

Sandy! No! Stop!

I warned ya, Dirty Dan!

Now, you've just crossed the border into Hurtville!

You try it again! I'm making my move!

It's finally mine!

Time to kick this baby into four-claw drive!

Wait, Sandy! We can work this out.

My pelt!

Mr. Krabs!

Sandy's making off with the formula!

Sandy you're naked, and you don't have any clothes on.

Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!

Only from my cold dead feelers!

Plankton! I should have known this was your doing.

Now feel this.

Hi-ya!

Gotcha!

And now for the appropriate punishment

for a no-good yellow belly, like yourself.

My eye!

This condiment is highly irritating to my eye!

Oh, thank you Sandy.

Thank you, Sandy.

Uh, sure, Mr. Krabs.

We'll take that sicko off your hands.

Cops, thank goodness you're here.

Take the sicko away!

Actually, we're referring to you, ma'am.

Public nudity is against the law in this county.

But don't fret.

You'll look just fine in prison orange.

Oh...