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  • Order up!

  • We're right behind him and he has no idea.

  • [giggling]

  • Would you stop making all that racket?

  • The Quickster, with the uncanny ability to run really quick.

  • Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?

  • You wanna see me do it again?

  • What do you think, boss?

  • Clam shells.

  • What have you done, boy?

  • I told you to build me a house.

  • Not a sandwich.

  • Here, hold this simple playing card,

  • while I transform it into a magic playing card

  • before your very eyes. Let's see.

  • Step one.

  • This can't possible end soon.

  • Which brings us to step three: juggle something.

  • Well, if you insist, Mr. Magic.

  • I don't care where you're going, just take me away from here.

  • Come on, number 665321. Let's move it!

  • Yeah, yeah, keep your shirt on.

  • Psst, hey Sheldon.

  • SpongeBob, what in the sea shell are you doing here?

  • Mr. Krabs arranged for me to work here on weekends.

  • He wants me to keep an eye on you.

  • Excuse me, doesn't this count as cruel and unusual punishment?

  • Pipe down, pip squeak.

  • Look, they even gave me a training baton.

  • [music playing]

  • I want a clean fight.

  • I don't wanna see any trash laying around.

  • [screaming]

  • [whimpering]

  • We give up!

  • Fling!

  • Can't swim!

  • Butt hurts!

  • Ice cream!

  • Hold on, Patrick!

  • I'm coming!

  • Help! Help!

  • Don't move! Catch this!

  • [screaming]

  • Quit fooling around, man. Get in the water.

  • Help! Help!

  • Oh, what am I gonna do?

  • Gotta think, gotta think, gotta think. Gotta run around and think.

  • Gotta run around and think at the same time. Gotta think.

  • Gotta have a plan. Gotta think, think, think.

  • I've got it.

  • Patrick can't drown if there isn't any water.

  • Well, you're safe now Patrick.

  • Help, I'm drowning. I've got butt cramps.

  • I want ice cream and now it's dark!

  • No problem, here I go.

  • Huh?

  • Yeah. Huh?

  • Barnacles!

  • OK, let's start off simple.

  • This is a basic move called the inverted whirlpool.

  • Inverty whurpie, got it.

  • Woohoo! That was awesome.

  • - Think you can handle that? - Yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

  • [laughing]

  • Hey...

  • How do you stop this thing?

  • Neptune's trousers, what's that?

  • [screaming]

  • How's this, Squidward?

  • What the-- How the-- A perfect circle?

  • Do it again. Show your process.

  • Well, first I draw this head.

  • Then I erased some of the more detailed features.

  • And one, two, three...

  • A circle thingy.

  • Give me that!

  • Forget the circles.

  • Ooh, nice one Squidward! Let me try.

  • Ha, lookie Squidward.

  • It's you and me playing leap frog.

  • That's you on the bottom.

  • But seriously folks, the only thing dumber than a squirrel

  • is a sponge!

  • I mean, we're so dumb, we don't even have a vertebrae.

  • [moaning]

  • Look at me, I got no bones!

  • [laughing]

  • Crabs? Oh, brother. They're so cheap,

  • they can't even pay attention.

  • [laughing]

  • It's true, I am cheap!

  • Oh no, your bathroom is a disaster.

  • Get it cleaned up fast with the New Sponge.

  • [moaning]

  • Household chores are a snap with New Sponge.

  • It cleans sinks.

  • Just look at that shine.

  • New Sponge cuts through even the toughest grime and grit.

  • New Sponge also cleans showers.

  • [screaming]

  • Ha-ha, that tile looks good as new.

  • But best of all, New Sponge can make any toilet sparkle.

  • [gasping]

  • [screaming]

  • OK Patrick, this is it.

  • The first step on our road to living fancy, just follow my lead.

  • Good afternoon, sir.

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate?

  • Did you say chocolate?

  • Yes sir, with or without nuts.

  • Chocolate?

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • Chocolate!

  • The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza absolutivaly

  • [beat boxing]

  • Pizza, pizza

  • [beat boxing]

  • Krusty Kraah-yaha-yab Yah-ah-yab Pizza

  • Is the pizza yeah for you and

  • Meeeee! ♪

  • In conclusion, and without a moment to spare,

  • I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

  • Hall monitor!

  • [whistle blowing]

  • What would this town do without you, SpongeBob?

  • My leg!

  • My leg!

  • OK Patrick, it's all in the technique.

  • First go like this.

  • Spin around, stop.

  • Double take three times. One, two, three.

  • Then pelvic thrust!

  • Woo! Woo!

  • Stop on your right foot, don't forget it!

  • Now it's time to bring it around town!

  • Bring it around town!

  • Then you do this, then this,

  • and this, then that, and this, and that, and this, and that, and then...

  • [quacking]

  • Ooh!

  • Squidward, I must tell you.

  • Thank you. What really won me over was your brilliant waiter.

  • It's as if all he knows is fine dining and breathing.

  • I must know your name.

  • - My name? - Yes, your name son.

  • Uh...

  • Beef Wellington?

  • Ha, no your name.

  • Uh... eh...

  • The fork on the left?

  • Ha, stop joking. Tell him your name.

  • My name...

  • What's his name? What's his name? I've got nothing on a name.

  • Come on, baby. What's the name?

  • [screaming]

  • We threw out his name!

  • Who's hungry?

  • [music playing]

  • [music playing]

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