- Even I'm, to be honest, I'm a bit confused now.

(laughing)

(gentle music)

- Hey guys, it's Adam, you might've seen me on Love Island,

being half naked on Instagram,

and trying to pick some heavy stuff up off the floor.

- My name is Sam, you might recognize me

also from Love Island, MTV Ex on the Beach,

or just being a great DJ, you know?

You might've been to one of my shows.

- My name is Joyce,

and today these beautiful guys are gonna teach me slang

so that I can get a British bae.

- Ooh right,

this is a good one actually. - Yeah, it is.

- But it's different for me than it is for you.

So it can be two things, right?

- Okay.

- Bait.

- Oh god, is that like child bait?

Like when they look like they're like,

eighteen, but they're not?

- That, I mean, there's three options now, actually.

(laughing) Three options, yeah.

- So try again.

- Mm, somebody who is super hot but is in a relationship?

- No, so-- - [Joyce] Okay.

(laughing)

- My one would be, in a sentence,

what have you got for bait today?

- Why are y'all fishing?

- What have you got for lunch today?

- Oh!

- But, so he's from Newcastle,

which is like, it's North.

I'm Essex.

For me, bait would be, you're being a bit risky,

you're being a bit out there.

You need to calm down.

- Say he's got one of those Facebook posts

and he's tagged the girl that he's like,

semi-seeing on the sly

but he doesn't want anyone to find out.

I'll text him being like, bro that's bait.

- Yeah well, you've, come on.

- Why are you reckless, why you reckless?

Why you adding people on the Facebooks?

(laughing)

- On the Facebooks?

- [Joyce] On the Facebooks.

- I don't know if I know all of these words though.

Some of them are like Adam words.

Is it meant to be radgie? - I know what it is.

No, it's not - Gadgie?

- Yeah. - [Joyce] Gadgie.

- Gadgie.

- Uhh.

- So I'm cracking onto a girl in the club,

and I'm, have you got a gadgie?

- What the (bleep) does that mean?

- Have you got a gadgie?

- What are you looking at me for?

- You know, you surely know this.

Is that a hard on?

Sorry Mom.

(laughing)

- Have you got a--

(laughing)

Whoa, I got a gadgie on.

- Have you got a man?

- Ooh!

Oh, I mean yeah,

they're Monday through Fridays.

- Yeah. - So now,

if I go to the London town, you know,

I'm drinking my beer at the pub,

(beatboxing)

Yeah, yeah uh.

And he's like, do you got a gadgie?

You got a gadgie girl?

I be like, no, daddy.

- You would be picking up a gadgie.

- [Joyce] So I'm picking up the gadgie.

- You're picking up a gadgie in the club.

- Ooh! - And taking him home.

- Gadgies in London town please find me.

- Right.

Bairns.

- Bairns?

♪ Honey, honey, I grew up in the South ♪

- [Sam] What is bairns?

♪ You know money bands, ♪

♪ And you know cash, cash money game. ♪

You know, when you make it rain

on, you know, the girls who are dancing and bottle poppin'.

Money.

- No. - What the (bleep) is it then?

- Say, I'm gonna go and pick up the bairns.

I do not have bairns.

Someone in this room could have bairns.

You don't know.

- What, what's going on in London town, honey?

Bairns!

That's not even bands.

Oh my god, that's not even the word,

that's not even the word bands.

What is bairns?

- So, they'll be kids.

- Yeah, oh. - I've gotta go

and pick the bairns up.

- Aw, that's great.

We rebuke that spirit though.

Hallelujah.

- Bristol cities.

- Bristol cities.

- Bristol, bristol cities.

- What is?

For some reason I don't know if it's because Valentine's Day

is getting closer.

But I only think of like, x-rated things.

- Just, you use it in a sentence.

- Go x-rated, go x-rated.

(laughing)

- He took me to bristol cities.

- [Adam] No.

- I'll give you a clue,

one of the words, it's rhyming.

- Is it titties?

- Yes!

(laughing) - It's titties!

We love that!

- So the bristol cities, they take one of the words,

and obviously it rhymes,

so it's basically called Cockney rhyming slang.

- Cockney rhyming slang.

Oh, I'm living my best life right.

- Then Cockney's like,

"You alright mate, how you doin'?"

- [Joyce] Oh! Oh, oh!

- You know, that kind of guy.

Bit like Oliver Twist.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I would love some more porridge.

- Next one, mug.

- Mug, isn't that like a mean face?

I'm also using American slang at this point.

Cause you know how people, be like,

"you mean muggin' me.'

That's a New York slang.

- Yeah? - Yeah, it's not far off.

What would it mean?

- It just like, a like, you're just like

means your face is mean looking at them,

like you want to fight them.

- Similar.

- Yeah, it's similar.

I'd go, "you're making me look like a mug."

Like making me look like an idiot.

- Okay, that's good.

That's good for my exes.

(laughing) - And then, you can then

- Yeah.

- You can then extend it and say like,

"oh you muggin' me off?"

- Oh, okay.

- Are you taking the piss?

You taking the mick?

You taking the mick outta me?

- Yeah!

- D'you know what I mean?

- Yeah, you're muggin' me!

You think you can stand here and start muggin' me off?

- That's right!

- You got another thing comin'.

- Ay, ay, you see I like this one,

he ready to fight.

(laughing)