Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me up some grub?

Yes, your majesty.

What do we got here?

Oh, goody!

Holographic meatloaf again!

When am I gonna get some real food?

I'll be returning to my life now.

Not yet!

I gotta make sure you did it right!

Wait a second.

This would go great with some milk!

Woop!

[explosion]

Intensive!

Hmm, I bet they won't have--

[gasping]

Wow, they have it!

Canned bread!

This town is great!

♪ Krusty Krab, Krab pizza ♪

♪ Is the pizza yeah For you and ♪

♪ Me ♪

My favorite!

[groaning]

[laughing]

By the powers of naughtiness,

I command this particular drop of hot sauce

to be really, really hot!

[sobbing]

Just one more thing!

Pea... nuts!

Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty!

Hmm...

Wait, I know one other place we can find peanuts!

Good thing I still have these peanut plants

growing in the windowsill.

A little texture never hurt!

[munching]

So, grandma, I'm full!

More cookies?

[sucking]

Join me boy, or you're fired!

That doesn't seem right.

But it feels so good!

Seahorse radish, the gnarliest stuff in the ocean!

Oh, hold on!

I've got a jar of toenail clippings in my office!

Oops, I dropped it in the toilet!

Well fish it out, and I'll dry it with me gym socks!

[chuckling]

Why, that's the most diabolical Krabby Patty ever spawned!

I call it... The Nasty Patty!

[giggling]

[screaming]

Is that enough?

Maybe just one more?

- Or two? - Or three?

- Or ten? - Yes ten, because we're really hungry!

- Right, right! - Right, right!

Getting hungry.

Glove candy dispenser.

Good thing I went to Glove World!

[munching]

Eww, glove flavored!

I've been a fry-cook for so long!

I-- I don't think I could do anything else!

I know, SpongeBob!

Just do what I do when I'm looking for a job!

Kick back, watch some TV...

And chug down a carton of Drinkable Sausage!

[slurping]

[meowing]

It's just a little old Krabby Patty smothered in Jellyfish Jelly!

I call it... a Krabby Patty with Jellyfish jelly.

- Could I try some? - Sure!

[munching]

Amazing!

I've got to tell someone about this!

[humming]

Hey, you!

Top of the morning, oldster!

Hey, I saw you on TV last night!

New Bran Flakes, bold new taste!

Bran Flakes!

You did?

Yeah, you were on a commercial!

You're right!

Wow, he recognized me!

Yep, see you later, Bran Flakes!

What a nice cereal box!

[slurping]

Alright boy, it's done!

You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful!

Sorry, Mr. Krabs.

It's just that this Kelp Shake tastes so good!

- Kelp Shake? - Look around ya!

Everyone's enjoying a delicious Kelp Shake!

[slurping]

- Hey, Pat? - Yeah?

How long was I taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge?

'Bout a week.

A week, are you sure?

Hmm...

Well...

[sniffing]

[munching]

[groaning]

Yeah, it's about a week, maybe ten days.

Who took my blue blankie?

Huh, this is the secret stuff?

Doesn't look very promising...

Oh, just taste it already!

Well, the smell doesn't make me wretch.

[munching]

Hey... that ain't bad at all!

It's actually amazing!

[gulping]

This is gold in the form of chum!

Here it is, The Palace of Pranks!

The greatest novelty shop in Bikini Bottom!

All the greatest pranksters shop here.

This is where I got my gag Seanut Brittle can.

Oh boy, seanut brittle, gimme!

Patrick, wait, it's a booby trap, remember?

Nice try, SquarePants, but it's not gonna work this time!

I'm gonna have some of your delicious seanut brittle!

Where's the seanut brittle?

[laughing]

[whistling]

Little kelp jerky?

Open wide!

[groaning]

A rye sandwich carved entirely of drift wood?

Mamma mia!

[mumbling]

Spackle.

Shellac.

[foreign language]

Oh, you want me to try it?

[foreign language]

OK.

Hmm, smells industrial!

[crunching]

[music playing]

Come on, come on!

No!

[laughing]

Hey!