[music playing]

♪ The winner takes all ♪

♪ It's the thrill of one more kill ♪

♪ The last one to fall ♪

♪ Will never sacrifice their will ♪

♪ Don't ever look back On the world closing in ♪

♪ Be on the attack with Your wings on the wind ♪

♪ Oh, the games will begin ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight ♪

♪ And it's sweet, sweet Sweet victory, yeah ♪

♪ And the one who's last to fall ♪

♪ Sweet, sweet, sweet victory ♪

[crowd mumbling]

People, people, settle down.

Okay, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

- Do instruments of torture count? - No.

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Horseradish is not an instrument, either.

That's fine. No one has any experience.

Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.

[laughing]

All of you...

[laughing]

When do we get the free food?

Okay, try to repeat after me.

[clarinet playing]

Brass section, go.

[brass instruments playing]

Good. Now the wind.

[brass instruments playing]

And the drums.

[blowing]

Too bad that didn't kill me.

Let's just try stepping in rhythm.

Now, I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.

ls this the part where we start kicking?

No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.

Kicking?!

Oh, I want to do some kicking!

[grunting]

Why, you...!

Why, I ought to...!

[yelling]

[bellowing]

Whoever's the owner of the white sedan,

you left your lights on.

[horn blowing notes]

[long note blowing]

Okay, that's perfect, everybody.

Bubble Bowl, here we come.

Flag twirlers, really spin those things.

Okay, turn.

Flag twirlers, let's go.

I want to see some spinning.

Flag twirlers, let's move!

Come on! Move!

[exploding]

[trumpet playing]

How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?

It's tremendous.

You want to see?

[inhales deeply]

[note playing]

[note playing]

[notes playing]

[panting]

[note playing]

Well, this is our last night together before the show.

And I know that you haven't improved since we began.

But I have a theory.

People talk loud when they want to act smart, right?

Correct!

So if we play loud, people might think we're good.

Everybody ready?

And a-one and a-two

and a-one, two, three, four!

[loud blast of music]

Okay, new theory.

Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.