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  • [evil laughing]

  • Ooh!

  • You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty!

  • [alarm ringing]

  • - Initiating launch sequence. - Eh, I hope I don't miss again.

  • [evil laughing]

  • [screaming]

  • Huh! What's that?

  • So, it was just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my

  • arch competitor, Plankton!

  • So long, shrimp!

  • Curse you, Mr. Krabs! Ow!

  • [sighing]

  • So, typical day of failure, I see. Huh, darling?

  • Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and

  • - synthesize me up some grub? - Yes, your majesty.

  • What do we got here?

  • When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food.

  • Just look at his daughter! She's as big as a whale!

  • I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs!

  • I wish I could somehow just switch lives with him.

  • Why don't you just use that Switch-Lives- Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier

  • - thing you built last Tuesday? - What a brilliant idea!

  • Well, I hate to leave you, Karen, but you know what they say...

  • a rolling stone gathers no algae.

  • [screaming]

  • Ugh... dear Neptune above.

  • Huh, Mr. Plankton?

  • Ehh... I'm in the Krusty Krab...

  • and that means the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine!

  • It's finally all mine! The Patties... The wealth... The notoriety!

  • The... SpongeBob, what do you want?

  • Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir,

  • and I was wondering if I could have my, um... weekly performance review!

  • - Review? - Oh, yes, please, sir, please!

  • Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.

  • But, sir, there's gotta be something I need to improve on. Anything!

  • Alright, the sauce.

  • [gasping]

  • What?

  • The sauce. I don't know. You're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.

  • - Eh, eh, eh... - What do you want from me, a promotion?

  • A pro- a promo- a promotion?

  • Uh, sure, kid, you're uh... you're on register now.

  • - I tried, Mr. Plankton. I really did. - Oh, what now?

  • A customer ordered a medium soda, and I gave him a large!

  • I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name!

  • Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

  • - Where's the off button on this thing? - Soiled it!

  • Okay, Daddy. I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!

  • Make it stop!

  • [siren ringing]

  • What, did I say the secret word?

  • - No, sir, he's back. - Who's back? What? What was that?

  • Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover!

  • [screaming]

  • Take cover from what?

  • He's around here somewhere. There he goes!

  • And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!

  • Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?!

  • It's your arch competitor, Krabs.

  • His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.

  • - That's terrible! - Yeah! But the worst part of it is...

  • Good grief, he's naked!

  • No shirt, no shoes... no service!

  • Uh! Aw, ya got me!

  • Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' Patty!

  • I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?

  • You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!

  • Oh, but I will!

  • Even if I have to come back tomorrow, and the next day,

  • and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

  • - Phone call, Mr. Plankton. - And the next day, and the next day,

  • and the next day, and the next day...

  • [screaming]

  • [grunting]

  • It's not worth it! It's just not worth it! Goodbye, everyone.

  • I'll remember you all in therapy.

  • Eh... Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!

[evil laughing]

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