Wow.

But I can listen.

This is part two of watching

the most awkward dating format ever, which is...

Blind dating 11 musicians.

This is the future of dating.

Tinder...

Pfff. Superficial.

- Music. - It's all about looks.

Well, now, it's about music and talent.

Mmm.

You want to get with me?

First, you gotta play Paganini.

Before we get started on the video...

Accent the like button!

- Urgh! - And legato the subscribe button.

Let's go.

♪ Won't you hold me down ♪

♪ Won't you say my name ♪

♪ Take the pain away ♪

I take that back guys, I'm gonna go back to tinder.

I was a bit concerned that the guy was jamming to it.

Everyone has to have their own taste.

- It's a fair playing field, right? - Oh, that's true.

- Don't judge. Don't judge. - To each of their own.

Yeah, so I've played the violin since I was five.

- Ay! - Ohh!

- He plays the violin! - Brandon!

I'm so curious who he's gonna pick now.

And I played piano since I was seven till now.

Uh... Not a good one.

Ooo! What a roast!

- Dude, he just roasted all of - Everyone. - His ex.

She just sang a lot, um...

But it wasn't, uh...

That good.

- Straight up, it wasn't that good. - So savage.

I always get like audition vibes when I see,

"you have one minute to prove to the judges."

I know, and everyone else is there listening to you.

Hi, my name's Kira.

And this is an original I wrote called "Her."

♪ Wake up slowly ♪

♪ I start rolling off your bedroom shelf ♪

I like her voice.

Mmm.

- We should guess who's gonna get through as well. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, next, Riana.

I mean, it's okay.

I like it. I like jazz, so I like it.

- Both are doing a lot better than the guys one. - Pretty good so far.

The other guy had like autotune, remember?

- Yeah. What was that? - He's like -

♪ Told her imma get my money first ♪

How do you just autotune a voice like that?

Can you? I don't think so.

♪ Baggage shawty with a Tory Burch ♪

- Dude, this is so fake. This is so fake. - Dude, it's so fake.

The talents are pretty high here.

♪ Tell you how I'm feeling ♪

♪ You're the one I want, baby, you're the one I'm feeling ♪

♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you ♪

He's not feeling it.

He's a violinist,

so he can tell she's out of tune.

It's different!

The one before the girl was not a musician.

- But this guy's played music for like ten years. - That's true.

I think for this one, intonation was pretty obvious.

- You can see in his face. - Bro, like nah.

♪ I'm high, I'm fly, drunk off you ♪

Ooh! That look, he's like...

Ever wonder what your audition judges look like

- when you play out of tune. - Yeah, yeah, it's like...

"Intonation. Hmm..."

♪ You're so entitled ♪

Is that flat?

Yeah, a bit.

For me, personally, if you're gonna belt out a high note...

Ahh!

You have to hit it.

- Yeah, you have to hit it and caress it nicely. - Yeah, you can't be like "urghhh".

♪ I can't stand the way you ♪

Okay, obviously it's not intonation cause he is jamming.

I mean, he's also dancing a bit off-beat as well.

I guess violinists don't really dance.

- We just practice. - Yeah.

I love how the camera...

Dude, the zoom.

Wait a second, wait.

Dude, the camera zoomed before she messed up.

Duh-duh-duh~nah-nah-nah-nah~

- It's almost as if the camera guy knew. - Prepared.

- It's like, "3, 2, 1, mess up now!" - "Now!"

If everyone plays well, it won't be an entertaining video.

Just kidding, Ling Ling insurance.

- We have no idea. - It's just kidding.

We don't know what they're doing.

- Okay, here we go. - Oh, here we go, I wanna hear this.

♪ Won't you hold me down ♪

♪ Won't you say my name ♪

She's trying to be Billie Eilish.

♪ Take the pain away ♪

I question the guy's music taste there.

Yeah, maybe his ex-girlfriend was actually

a really great singer now that I think about it.

♪ So damn tongue tied lately ♪

♪ Every time that I see you ♪

- It's all right. - It's all right. Neutral for me.

It's a bit intense.

- The vibrato, hey? - Yeah. Ooo!

Maybe she's nervous.

Yeah, maybe.

I like the flute, but I'm not so sure about that.

- I still like... - The first two.

Especially the first one.

♪ To read what's on your mind ♪

♪ Oh, I'm looking for something to numb the pain ♪

- Like the chords and the guitar... - Out of tune, right?

- Was a bit weird. - The guitar chords were out of tune.

But I liked her voice timbre.

I think the guitar let her down.

- The backing track sabotaged. - Yeah, I know.

♪ Your pain ♪

♪ I'm trying on my own but it hurts make it easier ♪

Am I supposed to clap as well?

I don't know. Everyone's clapping so I clap.

- Five. - Eliminate five.

Let's guess which ones he's gonna eliminate.

- He's definitely gonna eliminate number four. - Yeah, that's true.

The flute, he might eliminate.

He didn't look like he was enjoying the last one.

The guitar one.

The one where the singing was good,

but the guitar was out?

Yeah.

All I know is he better pick the first girl,

cause I think she was good.

Um...

In no particular order.

Melissa.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the one where...

The director seemed to catch

her screw-up perfectly on camera.

Riana's performance was really good.

But it was just a little too elevator-y music.

She's gone.

- Just called jazz piano elevator music. - Yeah!

Ooo, what a roast!

I liked it, but maybe I just like to be elevated.

Stephanie.

It just sounds like

you're a little hurt from a previous relationship.

Dude, this guy's ****.

He's just going straight for the ****.

I thought that was the last girl,

the last one was about pain.

Yeah.

Uh, Naomi for the same reason.

- Yeah, the last one, the lyrics was pretty depressing. - Yeah, okay.

Dude, this guy just doesn't really care

so much about like...

- Yeah. - Quality of sound, maybe.

"I just don't want a girl with emotional baggage."

"My ex-girlfriend was too much -"

Dude, that's not even musical talent.

- Dude, dude. - Yeah, that was nothing to do with - What's the **** -

What's the point of this video now?

The girls are playing chess, he's playing checkers.

Yeah.

- All right. Yeah. I liked her. - She was a good one, right?

If your cat was having a bad day,

what would you play to cheer it up?

♪ Keep working alone until I figure out that ♪

I liked her first one