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- Today I'm gonna be reviewing the eJohn.
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A bidet that has wifi and Bluetooth capabilities
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and its on social media network,
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so you can be clean and connected.
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Let's jump right into the video.
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Welcome back to my travel vlog,
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I'm in Barcelona right now, mes amigos, mis amigas
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hope you're ready to see some sights
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let's do this thing, yeah!
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(upbeat music playing)
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Okay, actually I'm in my apartment in Tulsa.
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I'm gonna show you how to survive for three weeks
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out in the wilderness with nothing but a pair of
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common household toenail clippers.
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I'm gonna teach you how to
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get confident, get rich, get babes, and stop being a loser,
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and you know the best way to do all three of those things
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is to get an audiobook from our sponsor, Eardable.
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I didn't wanna do this,
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but I have got to call out the haters,
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who have been leaving nasty comments on my videos
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talking about my weight,
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talking about the size of my booty.
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I am sick of it.
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I am a person too.
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My life is hard.
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All right, I'm gonna make this pizza now and eat it, okay?
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I know you all think you're ready for the tea
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I'm about to spill, but oh honey, trust me you are not.
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Be very careful cause the beverage
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you're about to enjoy is very hot.
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Breathe deeply with me,
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and recite these mantras
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(inhales)
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I am enough.
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I am capable.
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That mean thing that my mom said on the phone
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this morning is not accurate.
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Now the first part of writing a song
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is to go to sleep and in your dreams a song will come to you
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and you wake up and you write it down.
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But, if that doesn't work for you,
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I guess you could look out the window?
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You could write a song about a cool dog you saw?
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Now that I've baked the fries, let's see how they taste.
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My oven is precisely calibrated
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and yet, they are still soggy.
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I cannot begin to express the depths
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of my disappointment right now.
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You're not gonna make it in business
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unless you have a (bleeping) team, all right?
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Without a team, who the (bleep) are you gonna throw
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under the bus when things go wrong?
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I dunno man, why else would Denver International Airport
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be so big and so far from the city,
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unless underneath it was hidden an underground city
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built by the New World Order?
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We've got a lot of packages to get through.
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What is this, a shirt?
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It's a really big box
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for such a small shirt, thanks.
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What is this?
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Nearly took my finger off.
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What is this, a hat?
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Awesome, thank you.
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What is this?
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What are these, homemade cookies?
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What is it?
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(upbeat music)
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Oh, there's somethin' in those.
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LonelyCutie123 thank you for your question
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about your boyfriend and his mysterious locked basement
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that he won't talk about.
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My gut is telling me that this relationship
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is just not right for you, and that you should leave him
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right now, like don't even finish watching this video
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just get out of there.
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Welcome back to my play through of Skyrim,
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I'm playing as a pacifist character, no weapons, here we go.
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It's going really well so far.
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(upbeat music)
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No!
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Passing the question on to you,
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what do you think about all this?
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Be sure to leave your thoughts in the comments below.
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I won't read them of course, because I don't really care,
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but it helps the video rank higher in searches.
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Be sure to give this video a big thumbs up!
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And for those of you who give thumbs downs,
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I can't even relate to you.
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What kind of monster are you?
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Did your mother not love you
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when you were a child?
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I feel for you, I really do.
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Anyway,
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til' next time, eat all your vegetables,
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and be nice to people.
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(happy music playing)
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If you wanna own
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some of these cool designs to wear on your own body
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the link is in the description
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you can be reppin your favorite YouTube channel,
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which is this one.
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Dramamama
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Dramamama
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Dramamama
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with nothing but a pair
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(stutters)
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(laughs)
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Fries!
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(mumbling)
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(laughing)
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Okay, I'm gonna get some weapons now.