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♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,
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WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."
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I'M REALLY GRATEFUL TO BE ABLE TO KEEP DOING THIS SHOW WHILE
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STAYING AT HOME.
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AND IT'S BEEN GREAT SEE SO MANY OTHER LATE NIGHT HOSTS KEEP
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THEIR SHOWS GOING AS WELL.
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IN FACT, DURING THIS TIME, THERE ARE EVEN NEW LATE NIGHT SHOWS
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STARTING UP, INCLUDING ONE HOSTED BY AMERICA'S FAVORITE
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FURRY TICKLISH HOST-- AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JOHN
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KRASINSKI.
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I MEAN ELMO, WHO IS ABOUT TO STAR IN "THE NOT TOO LATE SHOW
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WITH ELMO."
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WELL, I WANT TO WELCOME HIM TO LATE NIGHT.
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SO, HERE HE IS, THE MONSTER HIMSELF, ELMO!
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HI, ELMO!
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THANKS FOR JOINING ME.
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>> THANKS FOR HAVING ELMO ON YOUR SHOW, MISTER COLBERT.
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>> STEPHEN: OH, PLEASE, YOU CAN CALL ME "STEPHEN."
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>> THAT'S GREAT, MISTER STEPHEN COLBERT!
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>> STEPHEN: ELMO, FIRST OFF, HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH SOCIAL
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DISTANCING?
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THANKS FOR ASKING.
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ELMO IS OKAY.
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ELMO'S STAYING INSIDE WITH HIS MOMMY AND DADDY.
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EVERYONE ON SESAME STREET IS STAYING IN THEIR HOME.
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OR TRASHCAN.
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>> STEPHEN: OH, HOW IS OSCAR?
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HE'S DOING GOOD.
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HE'S HAPPY.
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SO MUCH TO BE GROUCHY ABOUT.
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>> STEPHEN: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL STAYING HEALTHY.
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BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HAVING TO MAKE A LOT OF ADJUSTMENTS RIGHT
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NOW.
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>> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
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ELMO HAS BEEN LUCKY BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN TOO BAD FOR ELMO!
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ELMO LIKES USING HIS IMAGINATION TO GO PLACES, SPENDING EXTRA
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TIME WITH ELMO'S FAMILY.
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AND ELMO NEVER NEEDS TO GO GET A HAIRCUT.
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>> STEPHEN: YEAH, IT'S GETTING A BIT SHAGGY AROUND... EVERYWHERE.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Stephen: BY THE WAY, ELMO, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A SUIT
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BEFORE.
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LOOKS REALLY GOOD!
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>> THANK YOU!
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>> STEPHEN: YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO JUST
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STARTED WEARING PANTS.
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>> THAT'S TRUE, YOU'RE ASSUMING ELMO'S WEARING PANTS!
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YEAH, ELMO IS WEARING PANTS.
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HOW IS MISTER STEPHEN DOING?
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>> STEPHEN: I'M OKAY, ELMO.
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I'M VERY EXCITED TO WATCH YOUR NEW SHOW.
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THOUGH I NOTICED IT'S CALLED "THE NOT-TOO-LATE-SHOW."
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I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
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>> ELMO CAN SEE WHAT STEPHEN IS DOING, TOO.
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THAT'S HOW THESE VIDEO CALLS WORK!
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>> STEPHEN: NOT THAT.
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I MEAN I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE COPYING ME.
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>> WHAT?
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( LAUGHS ) NO WAY!
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>> STEPHEN: REALLY?
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THE "NOT TOO LATE SHOW?" SOUNDS AWFULLY CLOSE TO "THE
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LATE SHOW."
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>> BUT NOT TOO CLOSE.
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ELMO CHECKED WITH SOME EXPERTS TO MAKE SURE.
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>> STEPHEN: YOU MEAN YOUR LAWYERS?
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>> NO, NO... THE LETTERS "T" AND "M."
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>> STEPHEN: THOSE GUYS ARE GOOD.
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I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SHOW.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I'M HERE FOR YOU.
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JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH LATE NIGHT, DON'T THINK OF ME AS A
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COMPETITOR.
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>> DON'T WORRY MR. STEPHEN, "THE NOT TOO LATE SHOW" HAS A VERY
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SPECIFIC TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC.
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SO ELMO WON'T OVERLAP WITH MR. STEPHEN'S LIVE SAME DAY
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BROADCAST MARKET SHARE...
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WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
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AND BESIDES, ELMO HAS TO BE IN BED BY 7:30!
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>> STEPHEN: "THE NOT-TOO-LATE-SHOW WITH ELMO"
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PREMIERES MAY 27 ON HBO MAX.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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( CHEERING )