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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I'M REALLY GRATEFUL TO BE ABLE TO KEEP DOING THIS SHOW WHILE

  • STAYING AT HOME.

  • AND IT'S BEEN GREAT SEE SO MANY OTHER LATE NIGHT HOSTS KEEP

  • THEIR SHOWS GOING AS WELL.

  • IN FACT, DURING THIS TIME, THERE ARE EVEN NEW LATE NIGHT SHOWS

  • STARTING UP, INCLUDING ONE HOSTED BY AMERICA'S FAVORITE

  • FURRY TICKLISH HOST-- AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JOHN

  • KRASINSKI.

  • I MEAN ELMO, WHO IS ABOUT TO STAR IN "THE NOT TOO LATE SHOW

  • WITH ELMO."

  • WELL, I WANT TO WELCOME HIM TO LATE NIGHT.

  • SO, HERE HE IS, THE MONSTER HIMSELF, ELMO!

  • HI, ELMO!

  • THANKS FOR JOINING ME.

  • >> THANKS FOR HAVING ELMO ON YOUR SHOW, MISTER COLBERT.

  • >> STEPHEN: OH, PLEASE, YOU CAN CALL ME "STEPHEN."

  • >> THAT'S GREAT, MISTER STEPHEN COLBERT!

  • >> STEPHEN: ELMO, FIRST OFF, HOW ARE YOU DOING WITH SOCIAL

  • DISTANCING?

  • THANKS FOR ASKING.

  • ELMO IS OKAY.

  • ELMO'S STAYING INSIDE WITH HIS MOMMY AND DADDY.

  • EVERYONE ON SESAME STREET IS STAYING IN THEIR HOME.

  • OR TRASHCAN.

  • >> STEPHEN: OH, HOW IS OSCAR?

  • HE'S DOING GOOD.

  • HE'S HAPPY.

  • SO MUCH TO BE GROUCHY ABOUT.

  • >> STEPHEN: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE ALL STAYING HEALTHY.

  • BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HAVING TO MAKE A LOT OF ADJUSTMENTS RIGHT

  • NOW.

  • >> YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.

  • ELMO HAS BEEN LUCKY BECAUSE IT HASN'T BEEN TOO BAD FOR ELMO!

  • ELMO LIKES USING HIS IMAGINATION TO GO PLACES, SPENDING EXTRA

  • TIME WITH ELMO'S FAMILY.

  • AND ELMO NEVER NEEDS TO GO GET A HAIRCUT.

  • >> STEPHEN: YEAH, IT'S GETTING A BIT SHAGGY AROUND... EVERYWHERE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: BY THE WAY, ELMO, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A SUIT

  • BEFORE.

  • LOOKS REALLY GOOD!

  • >> THANK YOU!

  • >> STEPHEN: YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO JUST

  • STARTED WEARING PANTS.

  • >> THAT'S TRUE, YOU'RE ASSUMING ELMO'S WEARING PANTS!

  • YEAH, ELMO IS WEARING PANTS.

  • HOW IS MISTER STEPHEN DOING?

  • >> STEPHEN: I'M OKAY, ELMO.

  • I'M VERY EXCITED TO WATCH YOUR NEW SHOW.

  • THOUGH I NOTICED IT'S CALLED "THE NOT-TOO-LATE-SHOW."

  • I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.

  • >> ELMO CAN SEE WHAT STEPHEN IS DOING, TOO.

  • THAT'S HOW THESE VIDEO CALLS WORK!

  • >> STEPHEN: NOT THAT.

  • I MEAN I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE COPYING ME.

  • >> WHAT?

  • ( LAUGHS ) NO WAY!

  • >> STEPHEN: REALLY?

  • THE "NOT TOO LATE SHOW?" SOUNDS AWFULLY CLOSE TO "THE

  • LATE SHOW."

  • >> BUT NOT TOO CLOSE.

  • ELMO CHECKED WITH SOME EXPERTS TO MAKE SURE.

  • >> STEPHEN: YOU MEAN YOUR LAWYERS?

  • >> NO, NO... THE LETTERS "T" AND "M."

  • >> STEPHEN: THOSE GUYS ARE GOOD.

  • I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR SHOW.

  • IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

  • JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH LATE NIGHT, DON'T THINK OF ME AS A

  • COMPETITOR.

  • >> DON'T WORRY MR. STEPHEN, "THE NOT TOO LATE SHOW" HAS A VERY

  • SPECIFIC TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC.

  • SO ELMO WON'T OVERLAP WITH MR. STEPHEN'S LIVE SAME DAY

  • BROADCAST MARKET SHARE...

  • WHATEVER THAT MEANS.

  • AND BESIDES, ELMO HAS TO BE IN BED BY 7:30!

  • >> STEPHEN: "THE NOT-TOO-LATE-SHOW WITH ELMO"

  • PREMIERES MAY 27 ON HBO MAX.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • ( CHEERING )

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