Name: The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Face Mask the Nation, What Are You Doing Wednesdays)
Uploaded: 2020-05-07T18:26:31.000Z
Duration: 10 min 40 s
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Welcome to "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

It's me, Jimmy Fallon saying hello and thank you so much

The week is halfway over, it's basically Thursday.

We're doing the right thing, we're flattening that curve.

Come on, we got this, guys. Let's go. It's Wednesday.

Two more days? Come on, we got this, right?

Yeah, which is basically what today feels like.

Let's start with some jokes. How about this?

I called Governor Cuomo yesterday and I said,

"Hey, man, you busy tomorrow?" And he was like, "Not at all.

Yeah, I definitely want to do your show, Jimmy.

I saw that Louis Vuitton released a series

What's better than watching mom's face when she gets

something from Louis Vuitton and realizes

She would go off and just start secretly crying somewhere.

-[ Thick New York accent ] "I just thought --

I opened up the card and it's a Louis Vuitton.

And it's just a card. It's very thoughtful."

I can't believe this. There's a new TikTok trend

it's called the Pee Your Pants Challenge.

When I first saw it, I thought, you know what?

Listen to this, researchers have found that otters

are more likely to juggle rocks or pebbles when they're hungry.

So if you're keeping track, that's otter juggling study one,

But the otter study, with the juggled rocks

when they're hungry, yeah, that's proven.

A new study was published showing evidence

Cool. Yeah, you could tell they were rivers

because of all the ancient Martian inner tubes

A lot of tubing -- a little Martian tubing up there.

I read that the pandemic could lead to the end

of crowded office meetings with all of your co-workers.

It's sad for the one guy who loved hearing the really long

"Haaaaaa" at the beginning of the happy birthday song.

I know you're the one who does the harmony.

You like that? Did you think I called you?

Man you're turning into kind of a smelly dog.

It's like being in like a high school locker room.

I know you're a dog, but are you, though?

Now, you had the ball and you were over there,

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The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Face Mask the Nation, What Are You Doing Wednesdays)

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