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  • - I have kept my shit together

  • around so many beautiful people.

  • [huffs]

  • [upbeat piano music]

  • I'm not supposed to be here right now.

  • I'm supposed to be watching Timothee Chalamet

  • cascade down the Met Gala carpet in slow motion.

  • I'm supposed to be interviewing people

  • at the top of the carpet on my little step

  • for the third time.

  • Third time's my charm, dang it.

  • But you know what, good times can still be had,

  • because they were had

  • and they will be had again.

  • And today, we're gonna enjoy some memorable moments

  • from the Met Gala 2000 2018.

  • That was not a year.

  • [laughs]

  • From 2018 and 2019.

  • [bass music]

  • Okay we got Harry Styles coming up,

  • oh my god.

  • Come to papa.

  • Oh god he looks so good.

  • Baby you light up the Met like nobody else.

  • How you doing Mr. Harry Styles?

  • - Good, nice to see you.

  • - My whole personality changed when Harry Styles came up.

  • Hello Mr. Harry Styles.

  • What?

  • Why?

  • Welcome to your first Met and you're a coach here.

  • How does it feel?

  • - I am.

  • It's an honor.

  • - Yeah?

  • - Yeah it's nice to be here.

  • - It's wonderful you look amazing.

  • Please tell me about your look.

  • - Thank you, so do you.

  • - Thank you, thank you.

  • - It's Gucci.

  • - Yeah that's right it's Gucci.

  • - And uh, it's pretty camp.

  • - Also, your shirt was very distracting.

  • Actually, no, your shirt was fine.

  • The fact that I could see through it wasn't, for me.

  • For you it's great.

  • For the world it was amazing.

  • It was hard for me, though.

  • [gasps]

  • Rihanna!

  • You're whole body is glowing.

  • Is that that Fenty?

  • - [Rihanna] You already know girl.

  • - You have an amazing night tonight.

  • - Thank you.

  • - Thank you for blessing this carpet.

  • - Thank you so much.

  • You look gorgeous too, girl.

  • - Oh praise the Lord.

  • [exclaims]

  • I forgot that happened.

  • You know when your like, life

  • flashes before your eyes way back?

  • Rihanna giggling at me

  • is gonna be a moment that definitely flashes.

  • Still haven't received a Fenty PR package.

  • But that's okay, that's okay.

  • Still support Savage X Fenty though.

  • Could use some new panties,

  • especially during the pandemic.

  • [upbeat piano music]

  • Off brand Cardi B, you the on brand one.

  • - Girl, bye.

  • We kind of like, look alike.

  • We do.

  • - That's a compliment, because you look like an angel.

  • - Yeah, you too.

  • You're beautiful.

  • - Oh stop.

  • Fun fact I look like Cardi B and Doja Cat's stunt doubles.

  • Like, not body doubles.

  • If you just see my like run by really fast,

  • I look like Cardi B.

  • Now I gotta ask,

  • are there any special Met Gala sounds tonight

  • that we're gonna hear from you?

  • - Girl, I can't even talk.

  • [laughs]

  • Every word that I come out my mouth is like

  • [huffs]

  • Huffing and puffing, 30 pound dress,

  • three, four pound baby.

  • - Eow!

  • I should have played like her.

  • Stand-in for "Hustlers" or something.

  • When you can't book Cardi B, book Cardi me.

  • And then with Tiffany!

  • - If the food is not what I need it to be,

  • I went ahead and I brought some chicken, you feel me?

  • - Shut up!

  • - I got chicken in my bag, swag.

  • [laughs]

  • That's real pimp stuff.

  • - Look at that, you forgot the hot sauce, though.

  • - No there's hot sauce.

  • Don't worry about that.

  • - And she brought chicken!

  • [laughs]

  • She brought it.

  • She whipped out that chicken.

  • It's so smart though,

  • because really you legit only get one chicken breast.

  • Save a piece of chicken for me though, okay?

  • - I will.

  • I will.

  • I will.

  • - Oh you know what?

  • Suddenly got angered,

  • because I just remembered,

  • she didn't save a piece of chicken for me.

  • Billy Porter!

  • - Yes! Yes!

  • - Speaking of wings, we got Billy Porter

  • with a side of wings tonight.

  • Let me see that.

  • - Yes, honey!

  • Oh!

  • Let me get the wing span!

  • - The sound effects this man made.

  • - Ka chow!

  • - Ka chow!

  • - Ka pam!

  • - Ka pam!

  • - Cha hoo!

  • - Cha hoo!

  • You literally just drained my bank account.

  • That's what you just did.

  • [laughs]

  • I adore him!

  • If stunning was given a personality,

  • and a face and a beat,

  • it would be Billy Porter, baby.

  • Your Oscars outfit was absolutely incredible-

  • - Thank you.

  • - And sparked such a wonderful conversation.

  • Do you think it topped it tonight?

  • - I'm not trying to top anything.

  • I'm just trying to show up

  • and be appropriate for the moment.

  • - He made it feel so special.

  • And he like, he cares.

  • He cares, which is why he shows up and shows out

  • for all that he does.

  • [exhales sharply]

  • I love people!

  • We have Cole Sprouse up next.

  • Let me tell you a fact.

  • The only sweepstakes I ever entered

  • was a Danimals sweepstakes to hang out for a day

  • with Dylan and Cole Sprouse.

  • I don't know who won that.

  • There are rumors that it never happened.

  • How's it going Mr. Cole Sprouse?

  • - Still a little crust on the lips.

  • - I know, you need some water?

  • - We were at the same table last year, right?

  • - We were at the same table last year.

  • - Hi, I'm Cole.

  • - Hey, I'm Liza.

  • - Hi, how are you?

  • - Good to see you again.

  • This is a full circle moment for me.

  • I met Cody.

  • Cody's my friend.

  • Tell me about your look tonight.

  • This is extravagant.

  • - Well, what do you think?

  • Give me your idea first.