Name: Late Night Storytime: The Perfect President
Uploaded: 2020-05-06T18:27:04.000Z
Duration: 2 min 36 s
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-This is the story of how I, Donald J. Trump,

It all started with my perfect inauguration,

which is also what I scored on my stable genius test.

-Did I mention my perfect campaign promises?

or starting a travel ban that keeps out immigrants

that aren't hot enough to marry. [ Camera shutter clicking ]

-Unfortunately, the terrible midterms happened

and a bunch of very unattractive traitors

two Supreme Court justices who promised to find

everything I did perfect. -[ Slurring ] Cheers

-Actually... -Which our farmers totally loved

-Breaking -- the president attacks a senator on Twitter

-So? That just means I get the last laugh. Perfect.

until some traitor in the White House spied

on my perfect phone call to the president of Ukraine

and Shifty Adam Schiff went on a total witch hunt.

-We're going to impeach you because we're jealous.

because they actually read my perfect transcript

-Mr. President, you are hereby perfect again.

-So, now, I, alone, can get back to fixing America,

whether it be getting rid of low-energy toilets...

...or curing coronavirus with lots of medical.

because I'm the perfect American president.

Or don't! I'll be getting help from WikiLeaks and Russia

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Late Night Storytime: The Perfect President

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