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  • Ask the Fallons, Ask the Fallons

  • -We're back. -We're back. We have our masks.

  • But there's no people around us.

  • So if we see people, we'll put it on, but we don't.

  • But anyways, we have questions from fans of the show.

  • -Can you believe it's been a week since we did this last?

  • -No. Feels like we did it yesterday.

  • [ Both laugh ] -Especially...

  • -Didn't we do it yesterday?

  • -I think I might've done it yesterday.

  • -Okay. We have a lot about you.

  • Drew Barrymore. -Aww. Party.

  • -"How did you meet Drew Barrymore?"

  • -I met Drew Barrymore in Seattle, Washington,

  • at an amazing little bar called 13 Coins that is still there.

  • And she was 19.

  • I was working for Clarence Clemons at the time.

  • The big man. -Big man!

  • -In San Francisco.

  • And she was working on a movie that my brother was working on.

  • He was P.A.'ing for the --

  • Or, no, he was a producer's assistant.

  • And we met and really got along.

  • But then, you know, thought nothing of it.

  • I mean, all good, great, great.

  • Went home, and three weeks later my roommate, Kevin Mersky --

  • Hi, Kev -- said, "Hey, someone's making prank calls

  • on our answering machine."

  • Yes, we had an answering machine.

  • And, uh -- [ Laughs ] -'Course.

  • -"And they're pretending that they're Drew Barrymore,

  • and they're daring you to move to Los Angeles

  • and start a production company."

  • And I go, "Oh, I actually did meet Drew Barrymore."

  • And, uh, I packed up and went down to L.A.

  • -And there you go. -And there you have it.

  • -"What do you do when you need inspiration?"

  • -I need to kind of be alone.

  • I need to have my alone time. -You drive.

  • -I love to drive. -You drive, you drive.

  • -I love to do any kind of crafty --

  • anything with my fingers and hands.

  • And, um, -- Yeah.

  • I have to think, think it through,

  • and then I can go back into the world and give it up.

  • -I think I watch something I would never, ever watch

  • or read a magazine I never would read.

  • I love magazines. -Yeah, you do.

  • -Like, I would read "Outside" magazine

  • or "Outdoor," because I'm not outdoorsy.

  • Or I just, like, want to see --

  • I will never, ever see a crevasse.

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • As long as I live, I won't even ever,

  • ever tell you story about me and a crevasse.

  • -Remember when we went to Wyoming that summer

  • to the dude ranch? [ Laughs ]

  • -I became a man.

  • Yes, Wyoming is when I borrowed that dude's bolo tie.

  • Remember that? -[ Laughs ]

  • It was a giant antler of some sort, right?

  • -No, it was a sabretooth or something.

  • But I had your dad's Texas shirt,

  • and I had a bolo tie. -Yes.

  • -And I was wearing that and a cowboy hat.

  • I just wanted a full cowboy. -Boots.

  • -Boots and all. -Belt.

  • And then, I kept seeing this guy at the mess hall

  • who had crazy bolo ties. -Yes, he was amazing.

  • -Insane. And I was like, "Dude..."

  • -Yeah. -"...nice bolo."

  • And he's like, "Thanks." I go, "Can I borrow that

  • sabretooth one tomorrow night?"

  • He's like, "You want to borrow my tie?"

  • I was like, "Yes.

  • 'Cause I have a shirt that's gonna rock with that.

  • And he was like, "Sure, I don't care."

  • I'm probably the first person to ever ask him

  • to borrow his clothes. On vacation who asks...

  • -A stranger. [ Both laugh ]

  • -Yeah. "You think, Jimmy?"

  • Yeah, I think I was the first stranger to ask

  • another stranger to borrow his clothes on vacation.

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • Anyways, we traded ties just for the day,

  • and I wore it with the Texas --

  • Oh, man, that was awesome. If I could find that picture...

  • Do you have it? -Oh, yeah, somewhere.

  • -You do? -Well, yeah, but where and now?

  • -I don't know where, yeah. Where's anything?

  • -Yes, I do.

  • -But anyways, yeah, that was fun.

  • But I like doing that to get inspiration.

  • Anything that's out of the ordinary,

  • something I normally wouldn't do.

  • -Mm-hmm. -And sometimes I just

  • trap myself in a room with a keyboard and silence.

  • -Yep. -Which just --

  • I just get so -- I just got to do something.

  • So I type my way out of it.

  • -And then I get a phone call like two hours later.

  • -"Honey, what do you think of this?"

  • -"Listen to this." [ Both laugh ]

  • -"Listen to this." -"Hey, I just thought of this."

  • -"Listen to this song." -Yeah, they're always great.

  • -Is that your impression of me? -No.

  • -Do you have an impression of me?

  • -Mm. [ Sighs ]

  • No. [ Laughs ]

  • I don't think so. I mean, maybe, but I'll save it.

  • -Don't do it. -[ Laughs ]

  • -What's the hardest we both have ever laughed?

  • Oh, so many times.

  • -God, we just get the giggles sometimes that are...

  • -Do you remember? -Just the best.

  • -Was it the wedding in France? -Oh, no.

  • -Wait. The one where it was like 2 1/2 hours long?

  • -No! -[ Laughs ]

  • -That was rough, man.

  • -They're not together anymore, so we're not jinxing anything.

  • -I was so hungry, and people just kept whispering

  • appetizers to each other in the church.

  • -Yeah, just through the -- -"Pigs in a blanket."

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • No, I was talking about the wedding where I woke up

  • in the morning, and I go... -[ Laughs ]

  • I woke you up, and I go, "Honey, honey, honey,"

  • you're like, "Yeah?" "Good morning or whatever."

  • I go, "Honey, one of us wet the bed."

  • -"One of us wet the bed!" -[ Laughs ]

  • -And I just laid there, I go...

  • -"Really? 'One of us?'" First of all --

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • -I didn't even move, because, A...

  • -Yeah, I know. But, B...

  • [ Both laugh ]

  • "B," she was like, "we went swimming last night, you idiot."

  • -We went swimming before... [ Both laugh ]

  • -That's enough for today, right? -That was funny.

  • I think that's good. We'll see you next week.

  • -Or maybe not. Maybe we'll take --

  • We don't know. We'll take a week off.

  • We love you guys.

  • Thanks for asking those questions.

  • And, yeah, we love you guys. Thank you.

Ask the Fallons, Ask the Fallons

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