♪ And get more vacation time ♪

♪ They spend their days wrangling all our crazy kids ♪

♪ When they go out, they should get free bottomless wine ♪

♪ Teachers deserve a month-long spa day ♪

♪ Hang cucumbers on their eyes ♪

♪ 'Cause if you ask them why the spa's using veggies ♪

♪ They'll explain it's because of the enzymes ♪

♪ Teachers should have a prom for teachers ♪

♪ So they can dress in fancy clothes ♪

♪ The guidance counselor does the Toosie Slide ♪

♪ And the students have to chaperone ♪

"Ms. Weaver, Mr. Jones, no grinding.

♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪

♪ And when it's time for arts and crafts ♪

♪ They should get swarmed by paparazzi ♪

♪ Who demand selfies and autographs ♪

♪ Teachers shouldn't have to pay their taxes ♪

♪ They should get cheered around the clock ♪

♪ At the bank, they should throw money at them ♪

♪ And at Chipotle, they should always get free guac ♪

♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪

Yes, they should.

♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪

♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪

♪ Teachers should make a billion dollars ♪

♪ Twice a week ♪