Name: Storytime w/ Hasan Minhaj: Embarrassing Parents
Uploaded: 2020-05-04T19:00:05.000Z
Duration: 7 min 55 s
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Future simple

Hasan, here's how we're going to do this.

You and I will each take turns telling a story to our audience

-Since you're my guest, I'm going to give you the honor

You can take your place over there by the --

All right. I have so many embarrassing parent stories.

I'm trying to think. I don't know which one to --

You picked the topic because I'm Indian, right?

Please, I'm Irish. I got some bad ones, too.

Yeah. What do we got? I mean, my mom's got so many.

I'll do -- I'll do my dad because I talked to him today.

My dad was very -- We never had any luck with cars growing up.

And I remember we finally did get a nice car.

That was the name of it. It even sounds fancy.

Like, we just burn -- we'd burn our flesh and stuff.

And so one night, he was coming home from work.

And we used to wait out for the car and stuff like that

when my dad would come -- Me and my sister and my mom.

So the car was coming down the street and the horn was honking.

And my mom was like, "oh, my God, kids, come out.

Let's greet -- Let's say hi to daddy outside.

We ran out to the driveway and the car is honking.

"The horn's broke." Didn't even look at us.

Just walked right past us and got a beer.

And then another thing happened to my dad's car.

And he got a thing called, like, Gunk-Out or something

My dad does not know anything about cars.

He's from Brooklyn, New York. Barely knows how to drive a car.

And he's spraying this thing. And he turns on the engine on.

So my dad's freaking out. He doesn't know what to do.

And it's like flames growing out the sides.

And he's like, "Oh, maybe that was a mistake.

And then went around. It had one of those, like,

kind of locks in the front that it's really hard to open.

So he was burning his fingers. [ Laughter ]

And he couldn't open the hood. And he just came in.

And my mom's, like, "We got to tell the neighbors."

'Cause they had their kids. He was like --

And he yelled over to them. He's like, "Go inside.

My car is about to explode." [ Laughter ]

And the kids ran in. And people were screaming.

And then they came -- -But, you guys stayed?

-Oh, we stayed and just laid on the ground.

-Oh, yeah. Our neighbors ran down the street.

And they put out the thing. And my dad's car was totaled.

And that was the last time we ever got a nice car.

-I got to go now? -Yeah, now it's your turn.

Now send it up. -All right. So this like --

this is a competition? This is, like, a --

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