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  • ♪ >> Stephen: EVERYBODY, WELCOME

  • BACK!

  • I HOPE EVERYBODY WELCOMED BACK.

  • WE'RE HERE WITH JOHN MULANEY.

  • HE'S STILL HERE, I'M STILL HERE, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS STICK

  • AROUND.

  • YOU AND YOUR COMPATRIOT NICK KROLL, FAMOUS FOR "OH, HELLO:

  • THE P'DCAST," DID IT WIN AWARDS?

  • >> NO.

  • >> Stephen: SHOULD HAVE.

  • THE TONEY AWARD COMMITTEE HAD A MEETING TO DECIDE WHETHER OR

  • NOT IT COUNTED AS A PLAY BUT IT DIDN'T.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT WAS IT THEN?

  • IT WAS A SPECIAL PRESENTATION.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S BETTER THAN A PLAY.

  • YOU SHOULD GET A SPECIAL TONY.

  • >> YOU CAN IF YOU'RE VERY POWERFUL.

  • LIKE AT LOT OF TIMES, YOUR -- AGAIN, I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK ILL

  • OF THE DEAD, BUT ELAINE WOULD DO A SPECIAL CATEGORY AND YOU WOULD

  • GET AN AWARD.

  • YOU HAVE A LOVELY SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: AND YOU AND NICK HAVE A PODCAST CALLED "OH,

  • HELLO: THE P'DCAST."

  • >> YES.

  • AND IT'S THOSE TWO GENTLEMEN ARE EXAMINING THE LIFE AND DEATH OF

  • PRINCESS DIANA.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE THING IS AB?

  • >> YEAH, JUST WHAT THEY KNOW ABOUT PRINCESS DIANA.

  • TALKING TO A VARIETY OF GUESTS, WE HAVE PETE DAVIDSON, A PSYCHIC

  • NAME FERUSHIA, JOHN OLIVER, AND GEORGE AND GIL HAVE BEEN WORKING

  • WITH IRA GLASS THROUGHOUT IT.

  • EACH EPISODE IS ABOUT 17 MINUTES.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU NEED A -- OH.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU FEED ANYBODY TO --

  • >> ARE YOU TECH-AVAIL?

  • >> Stephen: I'M SORRY?

  • TECH-AVAIL?

  • >> THAT MEANS TECHNICALLY AVAILABLE.

  • >> Stephen: I'M TECH-AVAIL.

  • TEPHEN.

  • >> Stephen: I'M TECH-AVAIL.

  • JOHN, LAST TIME WE TALKED A LOT ABOUT ANXIETY.

  • HAVE YOU TRANSITIONED TO ZOOM THERAPY?

  • >> YES, I HAVE BEEN SEEING MY THERAPIST OVER ZOOM TWICE A

  • WEEK, AND I WANT TO SAY THIS, WITH ALL SENSITIVITY TO THE

  • TRULY TERRIBLE THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING WITH THIS VIRUS, SHE

  • DID SAY TO ME RECENTLY, I THINK PEOPLE WITH YOUR BRAIN ARE

  • THRIVING RIGHT NOW.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT

  • MEAN?

  • >> I THINK THAT I THRIVE UNDER THE GOVERNMENT KIND OF PARENTING

  • ME AND SAYING, YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GO OUT, YOU CAN'T -- YOU

  • CAN'T DO ANYTHING.

  • I TAKE GREAT COMFORT IN BEING TOLD I CAN'T DO ANYTHING --

  • >> Stephen: OR SEE ANYONE.

  • OR SEE ANYONE.

  • BUT YOU'RE NOT LAZY OR ANTI-SOCIAL FOR DOING IT, YOU'RE

  • FOLLOWING THE LAW.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE BEING A GOOD GUY.

  • >> YES, APARENLY, I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES AND I NEED THEM.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU EVER ASK HOW YOUR THERAPIST IS DOING?

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: BECAUSE I TRIED VERY HARD NOT TO.

  • >> NO, I DO NOW.

  • I ALWAYS HAVE, AND I LOVE MY THERAPIST.

  • I'VE SEEN THIS WOMAN FOR A WHILE AND SHE'S GREAT.

  • SINCE THIS ALL STARTED, IT'S BEEN AN INTERESTING PHENOMENON

  • WHERE I MIGHT SAY, YOU KNOW, HOW ARE YOU?

  • AND SHE'LL SAY, WELL, YOU KNOW...

  • AND I GO, YEAH.

  • SO I LIKE THAT.

  • THAT HELPS ME TO KNOW THAT, LIKE, SHE'S NOT HAVING A GREAT

  • TIME, YOU KNOW.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • BUT THEN AGAIN, IF SHE'S NOT HAVING A GREAT TIME, MAYBE YOU

  • HAVEN'T BEEN THAT ENTERTAINING.

  • MAYBE SHE'S NOT THAT HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

  • LIKE, EH, I'VE SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.

  • WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT.

  • THAT AGAIN?

  • REALLY?

  • THAT EMOTIONAL SCAR?

  • GET SOME NEW MATERIAL.

  • >> I SAID TO HER ONCE, I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF CLICHE ME --

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: MY THERAPIST IS

  • VERY NICE.

  • SHE WON'T EVER REVEAL WHETHER I'VE TOLD HER THE STORY BEFORE.

  • >> OH, NO!

  • >> Stephen: YEAH.

  • SHE'LL BE, LIKE -- >> DO YOU START SWEATING IT

  • HALFWAY THROUGH?

  • >> Stephen: I TOTALLY FEEL LIKE I'VE TOLD THE STORY BEFORE.

  • SHE'S LIKE, NO, IF IT'S ON YOUR MIND, JUST TELL THE STORY.

  • BECAUSE IT'S NOT STORYTELLING.

  • >> YES, OF COURSE.

  • IF YOU WANTED TO TELL THAT STORY >> Stephen: IN THIS MOMENT,

  • YOU SHOULD TELL IT.

  • >> THERE'S A REASON.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S T TORTUROUS.

  • ONE OF ELEVEN CHILDREN.

  • I WAS A TERRIBLE STORY TELLER.

  • I WOULD PUT IN FAR TOO MANY DETAILS.

  • I WOULD DRAG OUT EVERYTHING FOREVER.

  • MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS' EYES WOULD LOLIN THEIR HEAD AND

  • TONGUES BE OUT ON THE COUCH WAITING FOR THE STORY TO BE

  • OVER, AND I HEARD MY MOTHER TELL THE REST OF THEM, YOU LISTEN TO

  • HIS STORIES!

  • IT MEANS SO MUCH TO HIM!

  • SO TO THIS DAY IF ANYONE IS LISTENING TO MY STORIES, IT'S

  • MOM GOT TO 'EM.

  • >> WERE YOU KIND OF A BREATHLESS ( BREATHING BREATHLESSLY )

  • -- THESE GUYS, DID THAT -- >> Stephen: NO, GROUND YOU ON

  • THE DETAILS.

  • I SAW A DOG ON THE STREET, A REDDISH BROWN DOG, IT HAD SPOTS,

  • IT WAS LIKE THE EARS WERE RED.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) JOHN MULANEY, AT A CERTAIN

  • POINT, LEGALLY, I THINK I HAVE TO STOP.

  • >> I UNDERSTAND THAT.

  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • I'D LOVE TO DRIVE YOU AROUND THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS WHEN THIS IS ALL

  • DONE.

  • >> Stephen: PLEASE.

  • I'LL CHECK IN WITH ROB, FIRST.

  • SEE WHAT THAT WAS LIKE.

  • I WISH I HAD A PILL I COULD GIVE YOU TO WAKE YOU UP.

  • BUT THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

  • CHEERS.

  • >> CHEERS TO YOU.

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN LISTEN TO "OH, HELLO:

  • THE P'DCAST" NOW.

  • JOHN MULANEY, EVERYBODY!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • QUARANTINE CLEANING TIPS FROM JON BATISTE.

  • ♪ ♪

♪ >> Stephen: EVERYBODY, WELCOME

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