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  • - Hi there, I'm Shayne Topp

  • and this is the Gosh Darm (beep) News.

  • - [Damien Voiceover] Today, is charity bad?

  • - I am challenging the form that is nude photography.

  • - [Damien Voiceover] What did David Dobrik do now?

  • - This eye is worth like $10,000.

  • - [Damien Voiceover] Will these images curse you?

  • Is the new "Trolls" movie inappropriate for children?

  • - Oh so much violence.

  • - [Damien Voiceover] And finally, some uplifting news.

  • - I say, no thank you!

  • - [Damien Voiceover] Live from three days ago,

  • it's Shayne Topp.

  • - James Charles has a beauty competition show

  • called "Instant Influencer"

  • that just began airing on YouTube.

  • I haven't watched it yet

  • but I can only assume that

  • the first two minutes are about makeup

  • and the final 43 minutes are about starting drama

  • and selling overpriced products to kids.

  • Here to comment is a guy who didn't lock the bathroom door.

  • (Ian screams)

  • "Sonny with a Chance" had an online reunion

  • with the original cast

  • and four other random white people.

  • "So Random!" people, they were there, okay?

  • You can pretend that we weren't, but we were there

  • and we meant something.

  • It's a party get down man.

  • (sighs)

  • It was a good show!

  • It's a good--

  • David Dobrik made an incredible charity video

  • where he drove around handing out

  • PS4's, laptops, iPads, and so much more to fans in need.

  • And best of all he used a t-shirt cannon

  • to fire t-shirts filled with money at them.

  • It was really great and to talk about it

  • is one of the fans who David Dobrik helped.

  • - Yo, thanks for having me.

  • I was just like looking at flowers

  • minding my business, I love nature,

  • when out of nowhere David Dobrik came up

  • and shot me with a t-shirt cannon.

  • - Oh my god, it looks like he got you right in the eye.

  • - Oh yeah, he knocked this (beep) right outta the socket.

  • - I'm so sorry man, that sounds awful.

  • - No I actaully got $10,000 out of it too.

  • He had check in the t-shirt.

  • This eye is worth like $10,000. (laughs)

  • - I guess you still have another eye, so that's fine.

  • - Well I'm glad he didn't hit me in this one

  • 'cause this is my glass eye

  • and this one's expensive.

  • - How'd you lose that eye?

  • - Oh, the t-shirt canon at a Mets game.

  • - So you are legally blind?

  • - Legally blind.

  • - So you're not mad at David at all?

  • - David I just wanna say man,

  • if you're seeing this right now I love you,

  • I don't know what I'm looking at

  • right now I can't really see,

  • but I just wanna say I love you

  • and you are great you've been a big inspiration to me

  • and everybody else in America,

  • thanks for the $10,000

  • and if you wanna give me some more money

  • and knock me out here and there,

  • do some things to me, it's fine.

  • - Thank you so much.

  • - Thank you, David I love you man.

  • Peace and blessings.

  • - MrBeast held a rock, paper, scissors contest for charity

  • and invited all the best, most popular,

  • sexiest, trendiest YouTubers.

  • Which is why we weren't there

  • because there's really not a positive adjective

  • you can put in front of us.

  • Old, tired.

  • None of those are good,

  • I'm trying to think of a positive one.

  • Um, gross?

  • Inappropriate.

  • We did also make a video kinda making fun of,

  • yeah I get it, I get why he wouldn't invite us,

  • I get it, it's our bad.

  • Travis Scott held a massive concert in Fortnite

  • so if you're wondering why your eight year old son

  • suddenly wants to (beep) Kylie Jenner, that's why.

  • Ansel Elgort posted a nude on his Instagram for charity,

  • here to talk about it is our local nude expert,

  • influencer and YouTuber, Briana Boho.

  • - Thank you Shayne power top,

  • so actually this was a very deceitful act

  • to use a nude photograph for.

  • It completely cheapens nudes

  • and the entire art platform

  • as well as the very sensitive nude market.

  • I mean, also, nudes are for letting people know

  • you wanna (beep) them, not devaluing these titties.

  • - Even though he was doing it for charity,

  • it was a bad thing?

  • - Look at me, I mean OnlyFans can only provide so much.

  • - You're saying nudes are just to let someone know

  • you wanna (beep) them but you have an OnlyFans?

  • - Mm hm but that's different.

  • See my OnlyFans subscribers are supporting me

  • because they believe in me

  • and then I reward them with nude photos

  • as well as videos of me eating popsicles of my ass.

  • - Of your ass?

  • - Of my ass with my ass.

  • See there's a popsicle that's made from a mold of my ass

  • that I then eat with my ass.

  • Because like when you have a mold of your ass

  • you wanna get like the most use out of it

  • that you can, you know?

  • - Sure--

  • - Yeah, you're welcome Shayne power top.

  • Also, ass popsicles are a wonderful summer treat

  • and they're on sale right now on my OnlyFans.

  • I think you're a subscriber aren't you, Shayne?

  • - No, I'm not.

  • - Your username is "short king long stinger"?

  • - No, that is not me at all.

  • - Are you sure?

  • (beep)

  • - Now we go over to our travel corespondent,

  • Olivia Sui, with our city of the day.

  • (upbeat music)

  • What's the city? ♪

  • It's a city. ♪

  • City of the day. ♪

  • Where's the city? ♪

  • Who's the city? ♪

  • City of the day. ♪

  • Are you a city? ♪

  • ♪ I'm not a city. ♪

  • City of the day. ♪

  • City of the day. ♪

  • - Macomb, Illinois.

  • City of the day. ♪

  • - If you'd like to submit your city

  • to be our city of the day, don't.

  • We're not gonna read our emails.

  • We're not gonna listen to anyone.

  • We will pick whatever city we want.

  • It might be the same city next week, we don't care.

  • It may not even be a city.

  • Might be a mineral

  • or a type of animal.

  • We don't care.

  • We really don't care.

  • (air whooshing)

  • Now it's time to go over to our entertainment corespondent,

  • Damien, with "What's Streaming".

  • Damien.

  • - Hi Shayne, yes let's talk about what's streaming.

  • Can't wait. - Yeah.

  • Yeah you watched "Trolls World Tour"

  • this past week right? - "Trolls World Tour" is what

  • I watched, I sure did.

  • - At least you're supposed to watch it,

  • you did watch it right?

  • - Shayne, I watched the movie.

  • - Can you tell us about it?

  • - Yes!

  • "Trolls World Tour" 2020, musical animation.

  • We got Poppy and Branch discover

  • that there are six different troll tribes.

  • - Did you just Google it?

  • - No, no I didn't do that.

  • I know, this is all from the old noggin.

  • That's it, they discover there's six different troll tribes.

  • - That's it?