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  • PET OR PILLOW ♪ >> PET OR PILLOW.

  • >> James: LET'S MEET SIX OF OUR STAFFERS!

  • HI EVERYONE!

  • >> HI!

  • >> James: BEN AND THOMAS, RIGHT NOW, THREE

  • OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HOLDING A PET IN THEIR LAPS.

  • THE OTHER THREE ARE HOLDING A PILLOW.

  • YOU MUST IDENTIFY THOSE THREE PEOPLE.

  • DON'T GUESS JUST YET, FEEL FREE TO ASK THEM SOME QUESTIONS.

  • YOU CAN FEEL THEM OUT TO SEE WHICH ONES YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE

  • A PET.

  • I CANNOT STRESS WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE.

  • >> THOMAS, YOU WANT TO GO BACK AND FORTH IN QUESTIONS?

  • >> WE HAVE THE SAME LAYOUT.

  • NICK'S ON THE TOP LEFT FOR YOU?

  • >> James: YEAH.

  • THIS IS A CLASSIC "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES" BUT WITH PETS

  • SCENARIOS.

  • >> ALSO FEELS LIKE GUESS WHO.

  • REMEMBER THAT?

  • >> YEAH.

  • DOES YOUR PERSON WITH A PET HAVE A BANDANA?

  • >> JENNA, WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR PET?

  • >> HER NAME IS MILLIE.

  • OW BIG IS SHE?

  • WITH YOUR HANDS, HOW BIG IS SHE?

  • >> AND JANET, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PILLOW?

  • INTERESTING.

  • >> James: NICK BERNSTEIN, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS YOUR PET?

  • I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU MENTION A PET IN ALL THE TIME WE HAVE BEEN

  • AT WORK.

  • >> THIS PET IS NEW, SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HOME.

  • WHAT TYPE OF PET IS IT?

  • IT'S A PUPPY.

  • >> AND, NICK, IF YOU DON'T MIND A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, DID YOU

  • BRING THE PUPPY IN THE HOTEL ROOM YOU'RE STAYING IN RIGHT

  • NOW?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, THE PUPPY IS WITH ME.

  • OU DID?

  • IN THE HOTEL ROOM?

  • >> YEAH.

  • OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE TO PAY THAT EXTRA CHARGE, BECAUSE THEY

  • DON'T LIKE THAT.

  • >> James: TOM TRAVINI, HOW'S IT BEEN WITH YOUR PET THESE

  • MOMENTS IN ISOLATION?

  • IS IT THE SORT OF PET YOU WOULD TAKE OUT FOR A WALK?

  • >> SHE STAYS INSIDE BUT IT'S BEEN A DELIGHT HAVING HER.

  • SHE'S KEEP MEG SIGN.

  • >> LIER.

  • 100% PILLOW.

  • I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE BE SUCH A LIAR.

  • >> FACE IT!

  • YOU'RE A PILLOW MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH!

  • >> NOT AT ALL.

  • OH, MY GOODNESS.

  • THAT WAS THE EASIEST ONE.

  • LET'S GO TO SOMEONE ELSE.

  • >> WE CAN CALL HIM TOMMY PILLOWS FROM NOW ON!

  • >> CHANGE HIS NAME.

  • CAN SOMEONE CHANGE HIS NAMES?

  • >> CHANGE HIS NAME TO TOMMY PILLOWS.

  • >> MIDIMMEDIATELY, I DON'T CARE WE HAVE TO PAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW

  • ( ( DING )

  • ).

  • >> THAT'S A PILLOW.

  • KEEP GOING.

  • >> James: KATHERINE, WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?

  • >> GLOWRT TYPICAL PET IS THAT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TYPICAL

  • PET IS TO ME?

  • IT'S A DUCK-BUILD PLATYPUS TO ME.

  • >> I HAVE A BIRD.

  • OH.

  • AND THAT BIRD'S JUST KEEPING QUIET.

  • IT'S GOT TO BE A LIVE.

  • DID YOU STRANGLE IT?

  • SIT A SCENE FROM DUMB AND DUMBER?

  • YOU'RE INSANE.

  • >> CHANGE IT TO KATHERINE'S GOT A PILLOW ON HER LAP!

  • >> James: WINY, WHAT PET HAVE YOU GOT?

  • >> I HAVE A SMALL PET.

  • ARE YOU PRETENDING TO PET SOMETHING?

  • OKAY.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WINNIE.

  • >> PRETTY PILLOW.

  • >> James: WELL, I MEAN, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE CLOSE TO MAKING A

  • FIRST GUESS.

  • YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY SURE.

  • >> YEAH, WELL, TOMMY PILLOWS IS OUT OF HERE.

  • >> James: YOUR FIRST GUESS IS TOMMY PILLOWS.

  • TOMMY, THOMAS, DO YOU HAVE A PET OR IS THE PILLOW?

  • STAND UP AND SHOW US YOUR LAP.

  • >> THERE'S NO REVEAL.

  • I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE.

  • ♪ >> James: OH!

  • OKAY, SO WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK, THOMAS AND BEN, DO YOU THINK IS

  • HOLDING A PET?

  • >> I THINK MAYBE KATHERINE'S ALSO -- OH, A PET?

  • STEW WHO'S GOT A PET.

  • >> WELL, I THINK KATHERINE IS NOT.

  • IF WE WANT TO KNOCK OUT KATHERINE REAL QUICK, I THINK

  • KATHERINE'S A PILLOW GIRL.

  • >> UNLESS -- THE BACKGROUND IS A

  • DECOY!

  • >> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

  • PUTTING PILLOWS IN THE BACK.

  • IF SHE HAS A COUCH WITH TWO DOGS ON IT, I WAS, LIKE, SHOW

  • PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE A DOG.

  • >> James: IS KATHERINE A PET OR PILLOW.

  • >> I HAVE TO ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION IF YOU DON'T MIND.

  • >> James: OF COURSE, BEN, GO FOR IT.

  • >> KATHERINE.

  • YES.

  • TAKE YOUR HANDS UP REAL QUICK, PUT THEM UP IN THE AIR.

  • SHE'S GOT A PET.

  • OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS BACK YOUR HONOR PET.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS KATHERINE A PET OR A PILLOW?

  • >> I CAN'T IMAGINE KEEPING A BIRD UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE CAGE.

  • HOW IS THAT BIRD NOT FLYING AWAY?

  • >> YOU HAVE TO KEEP A BIRD IN A CAGE.

  • THAT'S THE CRUELTY OF A BIRD OWNERSHIP.

  • >> SO, THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

  • PILLOW OR BIRD?

  • >> PILLOW.

  • THEY THINK PILLOW.

  • KATHERINE, IS IT A PET OR A PILLOW?

  • STAND UP FOR US.

  • >> I THINK IT'S A BIRD.

  • OH!

  • WHAT A BEAUTY!

  • >> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS, GUYS.

  • YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS.

  • >> OH, I LOVE THAT BIRD.

  • >> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS.

  • OUT OF NICK, JENNA, WINNIE OR KATE, WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU

  • THINK HAS A PET?

  • >> WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO KAY ABOUT HER DRUMMING, WE KNOW

  • NOTHING ABOUT IF THE PET REACTS TO IT.

  • KATE, WE'RE FRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A PUPPY ON YOU?

  • >> I DON'T HAVE A PUPPY, NO.

  • >> James: OOOH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE GAME, PEN.

  • IT'S A PET.

  • >> DO YOU HAVE A PET ON YOU.

  • OH, WHAT IF THEY JUST FOUND AN ANIMAL AND BROUGHT IT IN, IT

  • WOULDN'T BE A PET.

  • IF SHE HAS A LOOSE WOLF IN THERE, IT'S NOT -- WHATEVER.

  • >> James: I'M GOING TO KNEELED YOU TO GIVE US A GUESS, WHICH OF

  • THE FOUR STAFFERS DO YOU THINK HAS A PET?

  • >> WINNIE HAS A PET.

  • >> James: IS IT A PET OR PILLOW, HOLD IT UP!

  • ( BUZZER ) IT'S A PILLOW!

  • WILL THE STAFFERS WHO HAVE PETS SHOW US YOUR PETS, PLEASE?

  • >> JENNA HAS A PET.

  • OH, NICK, YOU DO HAVE A LITTLE DOG.

  • >> James: WHAT'S THAT, KATE, AN IGUANA?

  • >> OH,OH, MY GOODNESS!

  • >> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS "PET OR

  • PILLOW."

  • WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE EMMYS.

PET OR PILLOW ♪ >> PET OR PILLOW.

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