Name: Burger Enthusiast Donald Trump Orders America's Meat Plants To Stay Open
Uploaded: 2020-04-29T18:26:07.000Z
Duration: 9 min 46 s
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>> Stephen: IF IT'S TRUE, THAT WILL BE GREAT.

MY WIFE AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WHEN-- WHEN WE GET TO FIND

OUT WHAT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING SO WE CAN ALL GO BACK TO LIVING OUR

SURE, I'M JUST LOOKING FORWARD TO THE GLORIOUS DAY WHEN THIS

SCRIESS OVER, AND I CAN RIP OFF MY MASK AND GO INTO A

CROWDED ROOM FULL OF ELDERLY PEOPLE AND LICK THEM ALL.

AND WHAT GETS ME IS PRESIDENT TRUMP SHOULD HAVE SEEN

WE'RE NOW LEARNING THAT AS FAR BACK AS JANUARY, "THE

PRESIDENT'S INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING BOOK REPEATEDLY CITED

THOSE ARE THREE OF TRUMP'S LEAST FAVORITE WORDS: "INTELLIGENCE,"

IF THEY REALLY WANTED HIM TO PAY ATTENTION, THEY SHOULD HAVE

CALLED IT HIS "DAILY PORNOGRAPHIC HAMBURGER FIRE

FOR A GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, TRUMP SURE

HE WAS AT IT AGAIN YESTERDAY, BUT NOT WITHOUT A LITTLE DRAMA

BECAUSE, IN ONE DAY, THE WHITE HOUSE SCHEDULED, CANCELED, THEN

IT'S A PRESS BRIEFING, DON, NOT A WEDDING VOW.

TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT HIS SUGGESTION LAST WEEK THAT PEOPLE

INJECT DISINFECTANT TO CURE THE CORONAVIRUS.

>> Reporter: MARYLAND AND OTHER STATES-- GOVERNOR LARRY HOGAN,

SPECIFICALLY-- SAID THEY'VE SEEN A SPIKE IN PEOPLE USING

DISINFECTANT AFTER YOUR COMMENTS LAST WEEK.

>> Reporter: DO YOU TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY IF SOMEONE WERE

>> NO, I CAN'T IMAGINE-- I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT.

>> Stephen: I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY THOSE PEOPLE FOLLOWED YOUR

IT'S A REAL MYSTERY-- SPECIFICALLY, "NANCY DREW AND

THE CASE OF BLEACH SHE DRANK AFTER TRUMP TOLD HER TO."

THEN, THE PRESIDENT SHIFTED BLAME TO HIS LONG-TIME NEMESIS

>> IT COULD HAVE BEEN STOPPED, AND IT COULD HAVE BEEN STOPPED

BUT SOMEBODY A LONG TIME AGO, IT SEEMS, DECIDED NOT TO DO IT THAT

AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF IT.

>> Stephen: (AS TRUMP) "YES, SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE

STOPPED IT, A LONG TIME AGO, AND I DON'T WANNA SAY WHERE.

LET'S JUST SAY IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY.

THAT BAD GUY HAD A VENTILATOR ON HIS FACE.

NOW, AT THE BRIEFING, THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION UNVEILED WHAT

THEY CALLED THEIR "BLUEPRINT" FOR INCREASING TESTING CAPACITY.

BUT IT LEAVES THE ONUS ON STATES TO DEVELOP THEIR OWN PLANS.

SO THEIR PLAN IS MAKE SOMEONE ELSE COME UP WITH A PLAN.

AND I'M BEING TOLD WE HAVE A COPY OF THE TRUMP BLUEPRINT:

IN FACT, THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S BLUEPRINT DESCRIBED

THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS THE "SUPPLIER OF LAST RESORT."

THAT IS INSPIRING LEADERSHIP, JUST LIKE BRAVEHEART:

>> THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE OUR

>> Stephen: THEN REPORTERS GRILLED VICE PRESIDENT MIKE

PENCE ABOUT WHY THE NUMBER OF TESTS HAS BEEN

SO MUCH LOWER THAN WHAT HE SAID THEY WOULD BE ALMOST TWO MONTHS

>> Reporter: MR. VICE PRESIDENT, BACK IN EARLY MARCH, YOU SAID

WE'D GET FOUR MILLION TESTS BY THE FOLLOWING WEEK.

WE'VE JUST NOW GOTTEN THERE IN THE LAST FEW DAYS.

WHAT LESSONS HAVE YOU LEARNED FROM THE MISTAKES OVER THE

>> JON, I APPRECIATE THE QUESTION, BUT IT REPRESENTS

A MISUNDERSTANDING ON YOUR PART-- AND, FRANKLY, A LOT OF

PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC'S PART-- ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

HAVING A TEST, VERSUS THE ABILITY TO ACTUALLY PROCESS THE

>> Stephen: WELL, OKAY, BUT IF YOU DON'T PROCESS THE TESTS, YOU

THERE'S A REASON WHY WHEN YOU TAKE A PREGNANCY TEST: TWO

MINUTES LATER, IT DOESN'T SAY: "CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S PEE."

BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE LISTENING TO THAT GUY AT ALL,

BECAUSE TODAY PENCE VISITED THE MAYO CLINIC, WHERE HE WAS THE

YOU ARE THE HEAD OF THE CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE, AND

YOU'RE IN THE HOSPITAL, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT

HOLD ON, I'VE GOT A MASK FOR YOU RIGHT HERE.

IT'S NOT LIKE THE VICE PRESIDENT DIDN'T KNOW.

THE HOSPITAL HAS A STRICT POLICY REQUIRING ALL VISITORS TO WEAR

MASKS AND TWEETED AFTER PENCE'S VISIT, "MAYO CLINIC HAD INFORMED

V.P. OF THE MASKING POLICY PRIOR TO HIS ARRIVAL TODAY."

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HARSH FOR MIKE PENCE TO GET ROASTED BY

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