Name: The Tonight Show: At Home Edition (Go On, Git: Stanley Tucci's Sexy Negroni Mixing)
Uploaded: 2020-04-28T18:35:34.000Z
Duration: 10 min 57 s
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It's "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

-Hey, everyone. Welcome to Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

How cool was that? We have a new opening.

We have a brand-new theme. We're evolving. We're growing.

and everyone from the animation studio that put that together.

Thank you guys so much for watching our show.

I appreciate it. Here we are, week seven,

If we have to go out for anything essential,

we wear masks, we're doing the whole thing.

I know some places are slowly opening, reopening.

♪ Baby, we can do it Take your time, do it right ♪

And remember, this is a marathon, not a race.

We got a ways to go, and we're going to do this.

Welcome to "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

Let's get to some news. In a new interview,

Dr. Deborah Birx said that we're going to have

I saw that the CDC has added six new possible symptoms

That includes chills, shaking, and a headache.

or you're Dr. Birx watching Trump's press conference.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm looking into that."

"The UV lighting, you're going to look into that, right?"

I looked into it already. It doesn't make any sense.

Just now while you were talking, I looked into it.

"How about helium? What if we all inhale helium?

"Yeah, I'll look into that too. Thanks, buddy."

After rumors of his death, North Korea is now claiming

And they can prove it with a recent letter that he wrote.

'cause he gives a full review of Netflix's

You could tell Kim Jong-Un's letter is recent

'cause he asked all North Koreans to respect Jay Cutler

and Kristin Cavallari's privacy during this difficult time.

Yeah. No one knows if Kim Jong-Un is dead or alive.

He's basically turned into every cast member

any medically unproven content from its site.

Americans are like, "Well, back to searching WebMD

and thinking I have every disease known to man."

"Honey, turns out I either have a sprained ankle

that two spaces between sentences are incorrect.

That's right. It only took seven weeks of quarantine

-It's one space, you dumb mother [ bleep ]!

Yep, Microsoft Word now says that using two spaces

Students writing final papers in bed were like,

This weekend, CNN partnered with "Sesame Street"

Bert and Ernie were there, which makes sense

'cause Bert's been cutting his own hair for years.

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