Name: Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue – Staying Normal, Guillermo’s Snacks & Trump’s “Chinese Virus”
Uploaded: 2020-04-28T02:45:40.000Z
Duration: 7 min 57 s
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Case you're wondering if our graphics team is OK.

This is my daily mini log from beautiful downtown Quarantine.

Where remember when we used to think we'd never get all the shows on Netflix?

And of course, while we are stuck inside, there's a lot going on outside.

The United States and Canada temporarily closed the border to all non essential travel.

After CDC released a warning saying that the Corona virus can survive on the surface of a moose for up to nine days, Trump said the move was being done by mutual consent.

So finally he's getting consent, and Canada was like, You know what?

Honestly, we belonging to close the border with you guys for quite a few years now, so this works out so we are social, distancing ourselves from Canada now, and they from us.

Trump, meanwhile, has a catchy little nickname for the growth of ours.

He now calls it the Chinese virus Every chance he gets because, you know, they say a great way to prevent a virus from spreading is to name it something racist.

Know why does it's to deflect blame away from him.

It's like when he started calling Eric and Don Jr the of Ana kids.

We are basically living through a disaster movie in which the president is being played by Gary Beause e.

Meanwhile, Steve Cecil Act, the governor of Nevada, took decisive action.

He ordered all hotels and casinos in Vegas and other gaming cities in the state to close down for a month.

So if you feel the need to gamble on something, lick, adorn up, do not go to Las Vegas.

The governor made a powerful speech and the president was jealous, and I don't blame it, really Closing down casinos.

The state of Nevada has started a hashtag to encourage people not to go out.

Stay home for Nevada, But don't just stay home from Nevada, stay home for yourselves and for everyone.

And that message is especially directed at older people, many of whom, I found are not taking this seriously.

I don't know about you but some of the people in my own family and you know who you are.

If you're watching, think it's OK to go to Pallotti's now because they wipe down the machines or to go to the D.

M V this week, which is a disgusting place to go when there's no virus to worry about.

And then you yell at them, you gang up on them, but they don't listen, which is going to force us to do something drastic.

Something we don't want to do, like taking blue bloods away.

Don't make us take donning Walberg from you because we will stay at home, I guess because we never had anything like this before.

Nobody really knows how to handle how to stay.

Normal had a kind of schedule yourself, so I thought I'd lay out a kind of a suggested framework for your day First, I think it's important, very important to put on pants at some point for at least two hours a day.

My wife is actually suggesting a formal Friday where you get all dressed up for dinner.

Even if you're alone, maybe we'll do that.

If you have kids, please don't post pictures of your child's daily schedule.

It makes the rest of us who are letting their kids playing the iPad all day feel bad.

You can watch up to three movies or five TV shows per day.

Maybe it's a good time to find a pen pal in prison.

If you do need time away from your family, the inside of your car, I have found, is a great place to scream.

And finally make sure to check in on your loved ones daily virtually, which is something that I am going to do right now.

Don't you mean what are you eating with it?

Up up all moans peanuts and and I'm nuts.

Yeah, I have been on for, like, four or five days.

What you've been doing the past the time, Guillermo.

Well, Jimmy, early in the morning, I go, What?

My talks That I go for a walk to the park.

You know, I go to 7 11 and get get the newspaper and get my coffee, you know, And then come back real quick.

You're not supposed to be going to 7 11 I know, but I just go real quick.

And I, uh I watched my hands and everything.

A kick, mo, we've your national treasure.

Yeah, yeah, but you know, like I have all sanitizer in my car.

And then I come in and out when I go out and I come back home, we'll take a shower room quick.

That's one of the things I love about Normally does not drink it all.

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Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Minilogue – Staying Normal, Guillermo’s Snacks & Trump’s “Chinese Virus”

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