Isn't that right, Janet?

You bet, Marty.

Janet?

Marty?

Who are you people?

Marty, I'm scared.

[doorbell ringing]

Excuse me, does this lovely couple belong to you?

They've been standing outside my house saying "Where's Patrick" all day.

It's driving me nuts!

Mom, Dad!

Wow son, you actually recognized us this time.

And you remembered to get dressed today.

[laughing]

Oh, that's right honey. We don't have a son.

Oh, yeah.

[laughing]

So you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?

So SpongeBob, you cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society

and renounced his criminal ways.

Never again will he litter.

That's right, little man!

Oh, well here comes the man of the hour.

Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish?

Or did you come to wrestle.

You wanna tussle? Well, let's tussle it up!

[screaming]

Cousin BlackJack?

Nibble moving flush!

[groaning]

[giggling]

That tickles.

Just like the old days, eh cousin?

Yeah, BlackJack.

You haven't changed a bit.

[laughing]

We have got the best kid ever.

[shrieking]

Oh...

Come on, son, let your old man buy you a quart of oil.

Woohoo!

[laughing]

Yes!

Sorry Dad, I'd love to but I'm leaving for college.

I went to college.

[sobbing]

Take it easy, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

SpongeBob.

You don't have to be a baby to get all of Grandma's love.

I don't?

Of course not.

No matter how grown up you get, you will always be my baby boo.

And remember, you can kiss your Grandma and still be an adult.

Here you go.

Thanks, Grandma.

Patrick OK!

Sister Sam feel bad.

Sorry she hurt Patrick.

Should protect little brober.

- She go now. - Sis, no hold on!

Oh, don't feel sad.

- You don't have to go. - Yes.

Sister Sam must go.

Late for manicure.

By, brober.

Bye, sis.

Gee, isn't my sister something?

Aw, she's something alright.

How about a little more, Plankton?

Or has this old granny had enough for one night?

Oh Grandma, you know I always have more pudding for you.

Open up.

You can let go of the spoon now, Grandma.

There-- oop!

Looks like you got a little on your face.

Here, let me.

There you are. There you are, darling.

Oh, Plankton.

You always were my favorite granddaughter.

Five minutes until bedtime, Mr. Plankton.

Well Grandma, that's the sweetest, most tender--

Five minutes, Mr. Plankton.

I heard you the first time!

Now where were we?

[snoring]

You ruined everything.

You couldn't stop being cheap, even for me.

[sobbing]

I'll make it up to you somehow, Pearl.

That's it!

Back it up, right there!

Let her go!

Hit it, boys!

[music playing]

♪ It's all about you, girl ♪

♪ On your 16th birthday ♪

Boy, how much is all this costing me?

Here's the receipt.

I ought a--

Oh Daddy, you got me everything I wanted.

Aw, nothing's too good for me daughter.

You're a good dad, Mr. Krabs.

♪ Happy birthday dear old Grandma, Grandma, Grandma ♪

♪ The best grandma in the world Grandma, Grandma ♪

Oh dear, look at all those candles.

Why, if I were any older,

we'd be in danger of burning down the house.

- Grandma, I gotta use your phone again. - Go ahead, dear.

[Patrick laughing]

[ringing]

Squareypants house.

Just checking in. Everything OK over there?

Oh yeah--

They need my help!

Grandma! Grandma!

Hold on, dear.

Just... just let me finish these last few candles.

I did it.

Oh, but oh am I tired.

Oh, better get you to bed then. Goodnight, Grandma.

What a good boy.

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ Put down those punch cards Put down those punch cards ♪

♪ And listen to my ode ♪

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪

♪ What compares to What compares to ♪

Eh, eeh, um...

Ah-ha!

♪ Your beautiful diodes ♪

[music playing]

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

♪ You'll never know how much I love your vacuum tubes! ♪

I loved it! But not as much as I love you, Plankton.

I lo...

Love you too.

Aww!

I don't know. This doesn't look like a family restaurant.

Oh, well what do you think, baby?

Would you like to eat here?

Well, OK then. What would you like?

Krabby Patty!

Mm, yummy!