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  • Surprise!

  • Happy birthday, Squidward!

  • [cheering]

  • So long, Squidward! Buh-bye!

  • It's not my birthday!

  • That's it! I'm moving out of this neighborhood!

  • I can sell your home in a heartbeat.

  • Oh, that's great news because I want to move as soon as possible.

  • As long as it's not infested with nematodes, or surrounded by troublesome neighbors or something like that.

  • Oh sure, there's none of that-- Did you say neighbors?

  • I'll be by tomorrow to check out the house.

  • See you then!

  • SpongeBob!

  • Whatever a good neighbor would do, he does the opposite.

  • Opposite?

  • Opposite...

  • [screaming]

  • [music playing]

  • Squidward, you need bed rest.

  • I'll keep you safe until you're well again.

  • Oh, I get it.

  • You don't know what day it is, do you?

  • It's Opposite Day.

  • Opposite Day is the one day of the year when you get to act different.

  • Normally, you're really loud and annoying, so what are you going to be today?

  • Quiet and out of the way!

  • Yay!

  • Yeah! Why don't you get a jump on it?

  • I love-- I mean, I hate Opposite Day.

  • [giggling]

  • I'm not ready!

  • Nearly noon and not a peep from SpongeBob.

  • [laughing]

  • Opposite Day...

  • SpongeBob, what are you-- Ah!

  • Hello, Squidward!

  • Oop, I mean goodbye, Squidward!

  • If the real estate agency sees that mess, I'll never sell this house.

  • Isn't it beautiful.

  • On Opposite Day it is.

  • [motor running]

  • Out of the way, SpongeBob!

  • I don't get it.

  • I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up.

  • But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean.

  • That means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck.

  • But I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward, which means he's SpongeBob!

  • Ah-ha! I understand everything now.

  • I must be the opposite of SpongeBob, by being...Squidward.

  • Hey!

  • I wanna be opposite too.

  • Yeah!

  • After you, Mr. Squidward.

  • Why, thank you, Mr. Squidward.

  • Next time it's gonna be Go Jump Off A Cliff Day.

  • Oh, my! The house is even more beautiful in person.

  • Hello, Mr.--

  • Mr. Tentacles?

  • Yes, please come in.

  • Now, if you want the sale to go through, you've got to tell me all the positive things about your house.

  • Positive things, Opposite Day.

  • I'd love to.

  • The floor creaks, the roof leaks, there's a terrible draft.

  • Uh...

  • And here's the worst room in the house, my gallery.

  • Oh my, this painting is very nice.

  • Thank you!

  • Who's that?

  • I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Squidward.

  • Ah, well that's done.

  • At least SpongeBob has been quiet.

  • Ah, no!

  • Stop!

  • Get away from her!

  • I hope these two barnacle heads haven't harmed you in any way.

  • Who are you?

  • Why, I'm Squidward.

  • What kind of fool do you take me for?

  • I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on earth!

  • No! No! No!

  • - Please sell my house. - Never!

  • Don't leave me here!

  • [sobbing]

  • Happy Opposite Day, Squidward!

  • We hate you!

  • Let me show you guys how much I hate you.

  • [screaming]

  • Patrick, you ever feel that Squidward likes us too much?

  • Happy Opposite Day!

  • [laughing]

Surprise!

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"Opposite Day" with SpongeBob❓in 5 Minutes! | SpongeBob SquarePants

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