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  • Luxurious taste meets cutting edge technology.

  • But just how much is this smart home worth?

  • Find out with Bikini Bottom Dream Homes.

  • Sleek and sculptural,

  • bold and brash,

  • 122 Conch Street is a striking celebration of architectural style.

  • What you have done here harkens back to the illustrious,

  • post primitive movement, popularized by famous designer, Saul Limpkins.

  • The home is a dream for those with artistic sensibilities.

  • Step through the imposing entryway

  • and you'll find yourself in a sweeping, open concept, great room.

  • A free flowing space combining foyer,

  • living room, gourmet kitchen and formal dining room.

  • Handmade bamboo, Rococo furnishings befit Sunday pampering,

  • brunching on Bon-Bons,

  • and reclining in one of the tasteful chaise lounge.

  • Squidward, have you ever seen more lovely French tips?

  • Furnished for both comfort and style,

  • the space also boasts a brand new entertainment unit.

  • Straight out of the box.

  • - Huh? - Easy.

  • [grunting]

  • [crashing]

  • - Yeah! - Woohoo!

  • The living room flows directly into the sleek gourmet kitchen.

  • With wrap around counters and updated appliances,

  • it's ideal for the home chef with a taste for haute cuisine.

  • [sniffing]

  • Ah!

  • And a roomy bamboo refrigerator plays host to imported cheeses

  • and other culinary fancies.

  • [screaming]

  • [gasping]

  • Sweet Neptune! Imported cheese!

  • The richly appointed dining space

  • provides a grand setting for any gourmand.

  • Oh! Congratulations, Chef!

  • Ascending the modern, minimalist, staircase,

  • brings us to the deluxe master suite.

  • The stately impressive bed and the calming indigo color scheme

  • create a restorative ambience so restful, you could sleep for a hundred years.

  • I might as well go to bed for a hundred years or so.

  • The bedroom features a walk-in closet for storing necessities

  • like hundreds of alarm clocks.

  • [smashing]

  • [screaming]

  • The en suite, master bathroom spares no luxury.

  • A spacious soaking tub, the ultimate in relaxation, anchors the room.

  • [screaming]

  • [panting]

  • Rounding out the second floor is a sumptuous study

  • with plush furnishings and a unique marked taxidermy sculpture.

  • The breathtaking fireplace turns this into a sublime spot

  • for a piping-hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge.

  • Warm fire, cozy slippers and a piping-hot cup of tea with a lemon wedge.

  • Why do I even bother?

  • Take the private elevator to the top floor

  • and you'll find that the attic has been converted to a stunning art studio.

  • Recalling the Renaissance masters workshops of old,

  • the atelier to Squidward boasts soaring exposed beam ceilings.

  • Impeccable acoustics means this rotunda of the arts is ideal

  • for spontaneous concerts for adoring fans.

  • [music playing]

  • - Squidward! Squidward! Squidward! - Squidward! Squidward! Squidward!

  • I rock.

  • [music playing]

  • Bathed in sunlight, the studio provides perfect artist light.

  • And the walls are bedecked with original pieces

  • from a great master of every medium.

  • And now that I have been immortalized in wax,

  • I have conquered all artistic medium.

  • In fact, nearly every surface in this design-forward home

  • is adorned with works of great merit and importance.

  • How's this, Squidward?

  • It's beautiful!

  • And the dedicated studio space isn't the only over-the-top amenity

  • Despite its historic stylings, it's the very definition of a smart home.

  • In addition to a fax machine...

  • Hi, Squidward.

  • This property has a fully formed intelligence of its own.

  • And don't let the stony facade fool you.

  • It has plenty of personality.

  • [screaming]

  • This ocean floor manor offers the best of both city and country living.

  • At a fraction of an acre, the palatial property provides

  • plenty of space for gardening, sunbathing and blowing bubbles.

  • Bring it around town.

  • [screaming]

  • And as for the neighbors, they've established a thriving,

  • exclusive social scene on Conch Street.

  • Sorry Squidward, but you couldn't get in even if you tried.

  • Previously featured on House Fancy with Nicholas Withers,

  • this artist dream home, ushered in a new era of house fanciness.

  • Squidward will be crowned House Fancy Prince of the Year!

  • Without the art this home is appraised at 2.1 million dollars.

  • Including the impressive art collection however,

  • brings its value to a whopping $450,000

  • But either way the current owner just can't seem to part with it.

  • I wouldn't sell a house for you if you were the last Squidward on Earth!

  • Wait!

  • - Don't! - Go!

  • Ah!

  • Don't! No, no!

  • No!

  • Please sell my house!

  • Never!

Luxurious taste meets cutting edge technology.

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    Summer posted on 2020/04/28
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