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  • [music playing]

  • How's it going, lieutenant?

  • Well, let's just say I hope our litter bug there

  • saved room for his just deserts!

  • [laughing]

  • Yeah!

  • Just deserts.

  • [laughing]

  • Whatever... huh?

  • SpongeBob, don't you know who that is?

  • - Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler!

  • - Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler!

  • He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in!

  • [growling]

  • [gasping]

  • You're gonna do time, Strangler.

  • Hard time!

  • Hi, officers!

  • So he's going to jail, right?

  • - Who, Strangler? - Yeah, Strangler.

  • Oh yeah, he's going to jail for a long time!

  • Hey, that looks like me!

  • [growling]

  • [laughing]

  • [shrieking]

  • Don't worry, SpongeBob, he won't be able to strangle you!

  • Yeah, we got him chained up real good, he'll never get away!

  • Oops, not again.

  • Yeah, he got away.

  • [laughing]

  • You guys are so gullible!

  • See, I did everything that attracts a sea bear

  • and nothing happened.

  • If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up?

  • Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion!

  • Oh... sorry, how silly of me!

  • You mean like this?

  • [laughing]

  • No, like that.

  • [growling]

  • [growling]

  • [roaring]

  • [screaming]

  • [banging]

  • Squidward, are you OK?

  • No...

  • Boatmobile, where are you?

  • Barnacle Boy, I found it!

  • [laughing]

  • Still getting burned on that tailpipe, huh, Barnacle Boy?

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • - It's the Dirty Bubble! - In all his dirty roundness!

  • [screaming]

  • No!

  • I found it, and it's the special dance mix!

  • - Help, help! - No, help, help!

  • Holy Krabby Patties!

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble!

  • I can't believe it!

  • You cannot save them, sponge of mystery!

  • They are trapped by my awesome surface tension!

  • [laughing]

  • [sniffing]

  • Worm sign!

  • He's in that cave!

  • - Sandy, are you sure you-- - 'Course I am!

  • I'm going in and I ain't coming out

  • till I got me a big, heaping plate of worm stew!

  • [sobbing]

  • Ah-ha!

  • There you are, you tail nabbing varmint!

  • Hi-ya!

  • [banging]

  • I'm winning, SpongeBob!

  • Sandy!

  • [banging]

  • Yeehaw!

  • I got him, SpongeBob!

  • [grunting]

  • Sandy...

  • Boy, howdy!

  • This critter put up some sorta fight,

  • but I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me!

  • I even found my tail!

  • That's not the worm!

  • - Pardon? - That's not the worm.

  • That's his tongue.

  • Oh...

  • This is the tongue and the whole thing is the... worm.

  • Run for your life!

  • [screaming]

  • [roaring]

  • [laughing]

  • Ahh, DoodleBob!

  • [chuckling nervously]

  • No hard feelings, right?

  • [screaming]

  • What do you think you're doing, Doodle?

  • You, Doodle!

  • Me, SpongeBob!

  • [screaming]

  • [crashing]

  • [screaming]

  • [door slamming]

  • [squeaking]

  • Huh?

  • [rambling]

  • [screaming]

  • Be careful with that thing!

  • Who knows what'll happen?

  • I knows.

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • Uh, we're not supposed to touch that stuff.

  • We're not supposed to touch that either.

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • We are really not supposed to touch those, sir.

  • Good people have no use for weapons such as--

  • Those!

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • The only thing I'm good at is being evil!

  • So long, suckers!

  • What's that smell, SpongeBob?

  • That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.

  • Good, I thought it was my skin.

  • Hi, er... Patrick.

  • I'm gonna clean the tables... Patrick.

  • Patrick.

  • Hi, SpongeBob!

  • Don't you want a cute little jellyfish?

  • No thanks-- ahh, Mr. Krabs!

  • You seem tired, SpongeBob.

  • Why don't you go home and take a nap?

  • [hissing]

  • Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow.

  • Oh, that's OK, I have one at home.

  • [hissing]

  • [screaming]

  • - Sleep well... - Sleep well...

  • - Sleep! - Ahh, random guy!

  • [hissing]

  • [screaming]

  • You're part of my crew now,

  • and our job is to sail around and frighten people!

  • It'll be grueling, mind-numbing and repetitive!

  • Just like... day time television!

  • Now you listen here, mister!

  • If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster,

  • then you're crazy!

  • I mean, look at this place!

  • It's disgusting!

  • Whoever told you that hanging oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was good id--

  • Oh, now what?

  • I suppose you're gonna shove me-- oh, oh, oh gee, that's very nice.

  • What is this, some kind of magic act?

  • [screaming]

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • There will be no one to stop me this time!

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • Oh, what a beautiful sight Weapons as far as the eye can see

  • But which one will be right for me? ♪

  • How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? ♪

  • Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest? ♪

  • So many weapons, how do I choose? Look at this one, what a beautiful fuse

  • And with this one, I couldn't lose

  • That one would surely Give them the blues

  • And this one here matches my shoes

  • Come on, Plankton, just pick one And forget about your shoes

  • Eenie-meenie-minie-moe I pick you, now let's go

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • Cower to me, fools!

  • I have commandeered the most powerful weapon

  • in the Atlantean arsenal!

  • Now bow before the new king of Atlantis!

  • Then prepare to taste my wrath!

  • [groaning]

  • Huh?

  • Er, I mean, prepare to taste my wrath!

  • Ah, you...

  • Prepare to taste my wrath!

  • Launch sequence deployed.

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • [gasping]

[music playing]