Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [music playing] How's it going, lieutenant? Well, let's just say I hope our litter bug there saved room for his just deserts! [laughing] Yeah! Just deserts. [laughing] Whatever... huh? SpongeBob, don't you know who that is? - Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler! - Who? - That's the Tattletale Strangler! He's promised to strangle anyone who turns him in! [growling] [gasping] You're gonna do time, Strangler. Hard time! Hi, officers! So he's going to jail, right? - Who, Strangler? - Yeah, Strangler. Oh yeah, he's going to jail for a long time! Hey, that looks like me! [growling] [laughing] [shrieking] Don't worry, SpongeBob, he won't be able to strangle you! Yeah, we got him chained up real good, he'll never get away! Oops, not again. Yeah, he got away. [laughing] You guys are so gullible! See, I did everything that attracts a sea bear and nothing happened. If sea bears really exist, why didn't one show up? Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion! Oh... sorry, how silly of me! You mean like this? [laughing] No, like that. [growling] [growling] [roaring] [screaming] [banging] Squidward, are you OK? No... Boatmobile, where are you? Barnacle Boy, I found it! [laughing] Still getting burned on that tailpipe, huh, Barnacle Boy? [laughing maniacally] - It's the Dirty Bubble! - In all his dirty roundness! [screaming] No! I found it, and it's the special dance mix! - Help, help! - No, help, help! Holy Krabby Patties! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, the Dirty Bubble! I can't believe it! You cannot save them, sponge of mystery! They are trapped by my awesome surface tension! [laughing] [sniffing] Worm sign! He's in that cave! - Sandy, are you sure you-- - 'Course I am! I'm going in and I ain't coming out till I got me a big, heaping plate of worm stew! [sobbing] Ah-ha! There you are, you tail nabbing varmint! Hi-ya! [banging] I'm winning, SpongeBob! Sandy! [banging] Yeehaw! I got him, SpongeBob! [grunting] Sandy... Boy, howdy! This critter put up some sorta fight, but I'm from Texas, and as you can see, no worm is a match for me! I even found my tail! That's not the worm! - Pardon? - That's not the worm. That's his tongue. Oh... This is the tongue and the whole thing is the... worm. Run for your life! [screaming] [roaring] [laughing] Ahh, DoodleBob! [chuckling nervously] No hard feelings, right? [screaming] What do you think you're doing, Doodle? You, Doodle! Me, SpongeBob! [screaming] [crashing] [screaming] [door slamming] [squeaking] Huh? [rambling] [screaming] Be careful with that thing! Who knows what'll happen? I knows. [screaming] [laughing maniacally] Uh, we're not supposed to touch that stuff. We're not supposed to touch that either. [laughing maniacally] We are really not supposed to touch those, sir. Good people have no use for weapons such as-- Those! [laughing maniacally] The only thing I'm good at is being evil! So long, suckers! What's that smell, SpongeBob? That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat. Good, I thought it was my skin. Hi, er... Patrick. I'm gonna clean the tables... Patrick. Patrick. Hi, SpongeBob! Don't you want a cute little jellyfish? No thanks-- ahh, Mr. Krabs! You seem tired, SpongeBob. Why don't you go home and take a nap? [hissing] Yes, and you can use this jelly as a pillow. Oh, that's OK, I have one at home. [hissing] [screaming] - Sleep well... - Sleep well... - Sleep! - Ahh, random guy! [hissing] [screaming] You're part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people! It'll be grueling, mind-numbing and repetitive! Just like... day time television! Now you listen here, mister! If you think I'm gonna spend more than five minutes on this dumpster, then you're crazy! I mean, look at this place! It's disgusting! Whoever told you that hanging oil lamps next to hardwood paneling was good id-- Oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna shove me-- oh, oh, oh gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? [screaming] [laughing maniacally] There will be no one to stop me this time! [laughing maniacally] ♪ Oh, what a beautiful sight Weapons as far as the eye can see ♪ ♪ But which one will be right for me? ♪ ♪ How do I pick? Which one will do the trick? ♪ ♪ Which is best to guarantee Eternal rest? ♪ ♪ So many weapons, how do I choose? Look at this one, what a beautiful fuse ♪ ♪ And with this one, I couldn't lose ♪ ♪ That one would surely Give them the blues ♪ ♪ And this one here matches my shoes ♪ ♪ Come on, Plankton, just pick one And forget about your shoes ♪ ♪ Eenie-meenie-minie-moe I pick you, now let's go ♪ [laughing maniacally] Cower to me, fools! I have commandeered the most powerful weapon in the Atlantean arsenal! Now bow before the new king of Atlantis! Then prepare to taste my wrath! [groaning] Huh? Er, I mean, prepare to taste my wrath! Ah, you... Prepare to taste my wrath!