Name: Jimmy Kimmel’s Quarantine Monologue – Jimmy's Daughter Does His Makeup & Trump Contradicts Experts
Uploaded: 2020-04-26T19:45:03.000Z
Duration: 8 min 14 s
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And the reason I look like a my little pony bunny or something is that today, in case you are unaware was supposed to be take your kid to Work day, which kind of every day for a lot of us.

Now, they're originally, you know, planning to rename it this year.

Take your kids to the breakfast nook for a zoom meeting with no pants on day.

So to bring my daughter work My daughter Jane did my makeup.

You should years old when your daughter agree.

Who knew my color palette was jolly rancher.

Tonight was also around one of the NFL draft.

You know, it was supposed to be a big live event in Vegas, but because of the virus stated a virtual draft with the players and the teams making picks from home like a fantasy draft.

The most interesting part was watching a bunch of 75 year old billionaire team owners trying to figure out how to boot up their laptops.

It was nice to have some kind of current sports programming toe watch.

People don't know what to do with themselves right now, but into port me if you can.

To find small ways, maintain your normal routine like this gentleman from New York did at a parking lot.

It's not my problem that you went around, Teacher told I took the shortcut.

I miss the days when I argued with someone over a parking spot.

Sometimes you just have the scream, use it or lose.

Speaking of screaming New Yorkers, President Trump is on quite a roll, contradicting his own infectious disease experts almost every day on his daily televised temper tantrum.

I understand that the United States will certainly be more prepared in the fall.

You know it won't come back in the same level that it has today.

What it is estimated might not come back.

And then later in that same press briefing, Dr Fauci says this.

Trump also trotted out the director of the CDC doctor, Robert Redfield, who told The Washington Post, We may have uneven Mawr devastating round of the virus coming.

That warning did not go over well with the president, who immediately tweeted that the doctor was misquoted and then marched him up to the podium to try to get him to say I was misquoted.

You were accurately quoted him accurately quoted in The Washington Post as difficult but headlined with headlined says CDC Director Warren Second wave of Corona virus is likely to be even more devastating and isn't that climate You're so that went well, These poor doctors working for Trump.

If they don't give us the truth, they're not doing their jobs.

But if they do tell the truth, there's a good chance of firing them.

So their only option is toe play dumb and hope Trump gets distracted by a filet of fish or something.

Had he not tried to accommodate Trump, he would have been forced to go back to his original job as an Amish stock photo model.

See, this is what happens if you don't play loose with the facts we learned yesterday that team Trump demoted the doctor in charge of finding a vaccine for the virus.

Rick Bright was involuntarily transferred from his post because he raised orange flags about the president's claim that an untested drug, hydroxy claure Quinn, could help treat the virus.

Early testing seems to indicate that it does not help.

Dr Bright spoke up about this and meetings, and now he is gone.

I'm not sure what's more depressing that our president demoted a doctor who's trying to prevent Americans from trying an ineffective drug that could kill us or that we're not even remotely surprised that he did.

But the president only wants the best people in this headline.

I think there's a good job of summing it all up.

Former Labradoodle Breeder Was Tapped to Lead US Pandemic Task Force It's riel.

They hired a guy who bred Labra doodles to lead the team.

And they see the word lab and then said, Well, he's obviously qualified.

Harrison has no formal education in public health management or medicine, so Trump was, like, perfect.

Oh, maybe we at the least we can get trained Mike Pence to stop humping the president's lake.

Tomorrow the state of Georgia will reopen for business gyms, fitness centers, bowling alleys, hair salons, beauty salons, massage therapists, cosmetology schools, tattoo parlors and body piercing studios will be allowed to open their doors to customers.

I don't know about you, but I haven't had my Penis.

Pearson Weeks, the governor of Georgia Brian Campus, going ahead with this plan Why no one seems to know even their crazy next door neighbor.

Florida has an open for business, yet it's nuts were cracking under pressure.

A lot of parents have now reached the breaking point when it comes to home schooling their kids, and some are just given up on it.

Maybe we should revert toe a little house on the Prairie style education.

None of our kids need fractions right now.

I say it's time to teach him to turn butter.

You know, if he searched the word homeschool on Twitter, you can get a sentence of what's going on here.

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