Name: Top 10 BRITISH INSULTS | RUDE, CREATIVE and VERY FUNNY!
Uploaded: 2020-04-23T19:51:39.000Z
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Welcome back to another lesson with me, Tom.

Adverbs of degree

Today we're looking at the top 10 most creative British insults so that if you want to call someone stupid or say that they're ugly in a really imaginative way, this is video for you.

This is a great way to say that someone is ugly.

Okay, because oil paintings, they're quite beautiful, right?

But if you're saying someone is not an oil painting, then they're not beautiful.

Let's be honest, You Rex was nice by she was no oil painting, was she?

One of my favorites to have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp toe have a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp Again, this means that someone is ugly, right?

But in the morning, sometimes your face doesn't like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Just saying if you said that to someone, they'd be pretty insulted okay.

It's not terribly, terribly regenerate using any swear words, but it's a very creative way to say that someone is ugly.

You could say you have a face like the back end of a bus.

You have a face like the back end of a bus.

I'm not saying that you do your your beautiful don't get me wrong.

But you could say to someone else Another variation is you have a face like a slapped arse.

Now all 10 of these insults come from my brand new book.

It's a guy to British English, and it's gonna be out really, really soon as soon as it's out.

In fact, I'm gonna put a link in the description below, so keep your eyes open.

Well, it will be directed towards a man who you think is weak on cowardly and maybe doesn't have a high threshold for pain.

Now, in this day and age, there are questions about Is this an acceptable phrase to use.

Is it sexist because it's a phrases linking weakness and cowardice with a female actor of clothing?

And so perhaps it's time for us to stop using the phrase.

So now I'm really intrigued to know what you guys think about his phrase.

Is this just a fun, playful phrases quite creative, or is it a phrase that, perhaps, is a little bit sexist on a little bit old fashioned?

Is it a phrase that perhaps we should stop using?

Okay, so there's always said it's maybe it's a winter's morning.

It's really cold on your I want to go and play football and you make this common tub, you big girl's blouse.

This place of football, I guess a synonym would be wimp a wimp.

If you don't fuck up for using this word two sandwiches short of a picnic, that means that someone is a little bit crazy.

They're not altogether with it in their mind.

Now I love this phrase in the sense that is very cultural, right, because sandwiches, that's the food that we We love sandwiches and we go for picnics.

So if you are two sandwiches short of a picnic, it's not all there, right?

Maybe the person is a little bit crazy now.

I'd love to know in your language, what would that be?

It might not be two sandwiches short of a picnic.

It might be to other things, every food items that are more common in your culture.

So let me know the comments below instead of two sandwiches short of a picnic.

My boss is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Now a similar phrase to this is not the sharpest tool in the box.

This means that someone's a little bit done a bit stupid.

Okay, so maybe someone's just joined your company on dure, all talking about them and you like, what do you think of what you think, Larry?

He kind of mean, but also kind of funny and creative.

Okay, there was talking here about England.

Specifically, it's divided into the North and the south roughly.

There is a line somewhere near Birmingham on everything north of that is the north of England, and everything south of that is the south of England.

So in the south of England, people call the people of the north of England northern monkeys in the north.

They call the people from the south southern softies.

Start calling someone a seven soft your northern monkey.

You might offend someone, but they're phrases that exist, right?

I guess the link here is that Northern Monkey people think maybe people are stupid and then in the South.

And then people from the north of England think that people have myself of its soft a bit weak, a bit wimpy in some respects, dead from the neck up dead from the neck up.

That guy in the canteen dead from the neck up.

Nothing dull as dishwater or dull as ditch water.

Depending on what you say I uses a dishwater Basically means really boring If someone's really boring and say Wow, he is dollars dishwater like he is so boring.

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