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  • [crying]

  • What the...

  • Oh, gross!

  • I command you to stop drooling on me!

  • Put me down!

  • Happy birthday!

  • It's a boy?

  • Remember the time we all had to share one balloon? Please.

  • Remember the pony ride?

  • It's for the show, Dad. Now can we open the presents?

  • How about you and old SpongeBob fix you up something to eat?

  • [meowing]

  • What do you mean you're not hungry?

  • [meowing]

  • I gotta make sure you get your nutrition,

  • so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

  • [burping]

  • "Skool is 4 chumps?"

  • Where am I?

  • What?

  • I thought of something funnier than 24.

  • Let me hear it.

  • 25.

  • [giggling]

  • SpongeBob!

  • Prepare to be written!

  • I'm doing it!

  • Done.

  • Now let's see how it looks so far.

  • The...

  • Break time!

  • Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

  • OK. Now, what do you do next?

  • - Floor it? - Yes--

  • No, no! Don't floor it.

  • - Floor it? - No!

  • - No, no, don't floor it! - OK, floor it!

  • No!

  • - Floor it! Floor it! Floor it! - No! No!

  • Oh, SpongeBob.

  • Back it up!

  • Backing up!

  • Backing up!

  • Give me the wheel, SpongeBob! Give me the wheel!

  • Backing up! Backing up!

  • Backing up!

  • [screaming]

  • Here's your license.

  • My license.

  • It tastes just like a dreamt it would.

  • [humming]

  • [screaming]

  • [screaming]

  • Ouch.

  • There he is! Happy birthday!

  • [humming]

  • [thudding]

  • Ta-da!

  • I am ready.

  • - A brand new boat mobile? - A brand new boat mobile!

  • For me?

  • [moaning]

  • Oh Boaty, I'm always going to take care of you.

  • You're the best boat in the deep blue sea.

  • Mr. Squarepants, welcome aboard.

  • Mr. Krabs, can we please go now?

  • Perhaps one of our more loyal workers can enlighten you

  • on company policy.

  • The Krusty Krab Employee Manual 2nd Revised Edition,

  • page 35, section 19, clause 3A states:

  • All staff must remain on the premise until the day's receipts are fully accounted for.

  • But that's not fair.

  • Clause 3B: the proprietor reserves the right to be unfair.

  • Teacher's pet.

  • Today's the beginning of the judging for employee of the month.

  • Oh, for what?

  • To get my face on the wall of shame?

  • You-- you can't do that to me!

  • I'm your boss!

  • Not anymore, Mr. Krabs.

  • I quit.

  • You've got a choice to make.

  • Your friends or your career.

  • Tell jokes! Tell jokes!

  • Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to Mister...

  • Mrs. Puff, I'd like to introduce you to my boss, Mr. Krabs.

  • Uh, hello.

  • Mr. Krabs, say hello.

  • [moaning]

  • - No! - Wait!

  • He's trying to tell you something.

  • Mr. Krabs?

  • [blabbering]

  • No, wait. He wants to take you...

  • [moaning]

  • On a date!

  • [doorbell ringing]

  • Hello?

  • I'm gonna teach you how to do The Sponge.

  • Well if you take your leg And you stick it in the air

  • And then you take your leg

  • This is a proud day for everyone in Bikini Bottom.

  • [cheering]

  • Congratulations, SpongeBob. You're smart now.

  • I'm ready to unlock my potential.

  • I can become anything I set my mind to.

  • Could be a football player.

  • Or a king!

  • Or a spaceman.

  • Spare change?

  • Spare change, ma'am?

  • The day SpongeBob moves!

  • I can't believe it's really happening.

  • So, what do you think?

  • - I wish I lived there. - Really?

  • No.

  • SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?

  • I do.

  • And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?

  • And how!

  • Well then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.

  • You may kiss the bride.

  • [organ playing]

  • [music playing]

  • Oh great, you're home.

  • Now you can help me with the baby.

  • Aww gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.

  • Open up, it's time for the pill.

  • Oh, barnacles. I hate the pill.

  • Oh...

  • Hey, no cutting!

  • You gotta wait your turn like everybody else.

  • No, no!

  • I ain't old like you.

  • I ain't old!

  • [laughing]

  • OK, get in.

[crying]

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Your Entire Life Since Birth as Portrayed by SpongeBob ??

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    Summer posted on 2020/04/23
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