Name: President Trump, You're Going To Have To Do The Unthinkable: Your Job
Uploaded: 2020-04-23T18:35:28.000Z
Duration: 13 min 14 s
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TODAY IS A BIG ONE, BECAUSE IT'S THE 50th EARTH DAY!

AND, I GOTTA SAY, EARTH'S STILL LOOKING GREAT.

SHE'S JUST GETTING HOTTER EVERY YEAR, EVEN WITH THE RECEDING

GLACIERS AND PUTTING ON A LITTLE WATER WEIGHT AROUND THE

AND EARTH IS HAVING KIND OF A MOMENT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE,

WITH PEOPLE STAYING HOME, THE EARTH IS TURNING WILDER AND

CLEANER, WITH REDUCED CO2, BETTER AIR QUALITY, AND ANIMALS

TURNS OUT THE BEST PRESENT FOR EARTH DAY IS THE SAME AS

MOTHER'S DAY: TIME AWAY FROM HER CHILDREN.

JUST GET ALL THE UNRULY HUMANS OUT OF HER HAIR SO MOTHER EARTH

CAN SIT IN A BUBBLE BATH AND WATCH "OUTLANDER."

NOW, WHILE HUMANS STAY INSIDE, THE WORLD'S CITIES ARE GETTING

A PUMA ROAMED THE STREETS OF SANTIAGO, CHILE.

IN INDIA, HUNGRY MONKEYS HAVE BEEN ENTERING HOMES AND OPENING

AND COYOTES HAVE BEEN SEEN ALONG CHICAGO'S MICHIGAN AVENUE.

USUALLY, WHAT WITH THE TRAFFIC, THEY HAVE TO TAKE LAKE SHORE

SO, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU SEE A WILD ANIMAL WANDERING INTO

WHO'S RECLAIMING THE EARTH FROM THE HUMANS?

YOU CAN'T JUST CHEW ON THE ELECTRICAL CORDS.

SO WAS PRESIDENT TRUMP, WHO CELEBRATED EARTH DAY BY HOLDING

OR AS HE SAID: >> WE'RE DOING SOMETHING I LOVE

>> Stephen: YES, TWO THINGS DONALD TRUMP HAS DEFINITELY

ALWAYS LOVED: MANUAL LABOR, AND THE THING WHERE FRUIT COMES

TRUMP FINALLY GOT AROUND TO ACTUALLY PLANTING THE TREE.

HERE HE IS GETTING HIS EXERCISE FOR THE DECADE.

( AS TRUMP ) "I'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF PRACTICE

EVERY DAY, I JUST DIG THAT HOLE DEEPER AND DEEPER AND DEEPER."

TRUMP ALSO CELEBRATED EARTH DAY BY THREATENING TO BLOW UP THE

PLANET, TWEETING, "I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE UNITED STATES

NAVY TO SHOOT DOWN AND DESTROY ANY AND ALL IRANIAN GUNBOATS IF

THEY'RE JUST AS DANGEROUS AS THEIR FLYING CARPETS.

♪ IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW

DON'T YOU DARE CLOSE YOUR EYES ♪ WHAT TRUMP IS RESPONDING TO IS

VIDEO FROM THE NAVY SHOWING THAT "IRANIAN VESSELS 'HARASSED'

OKAY, THAT'S NOT GOOD, BUT WHY TWEET ABOUT IRAN NOW?

FOR THAT MATTER, WHY A NEW BAN ON IMMIGRATION?

RIGHT NOW, YOU MIGHT AS WELL BAN MOSH PITS.

BUT I HAVE A THEORY, A THEORY, I TELL YOU, ABOUT TRUMP'S RANDOM

TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATINGS ARE FALLING, AND TWO-THIRDS OF

AMERICANS SAY HE WAS TOO SLOW TO RESPOND TO THE VIRUS.

DISAPPROVAL OF TRUMP IS SPREADING FASTER THAN...

WHATEVER SPREADS REALLY QUICKLY IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO

SO HE IS DESPERATE TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI SAID THIS YESTERDAY:

>> HE IGNORES HIS OWN RESPONSIBILITY AND ASSIGNS BLAME

INSTEAD OF TAKING RESPONSIBILITY, PAYING ATTENTION

TO SCIENCE, RECOGNIZING THE ROLE OF GOVERNANCE IN ALL OF THIS TO

GET THE JOB DONE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

AND SO HE'S ENGAGED IN DISTRACTIONS, LIKE IMMIGRATION,

DISTRACTIONS, LIKE SUPPORTING PEOPLE ON THE STREET.

THEY'RE ALL DISTRACTIONS AWAY FROM THE FACT-- THE KNOWN FACT

THAT HE'S A TOTAL FAILURE WHEN IT COMES TO TESTING.

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President Trump, You're Going To Have To Do The Unthinkable: Your Job

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