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  • Let's bring in the president of Americans.

  • Tax reform of Americans for Tax Reform.

  • Grover Norquist.

  • Say, What's up?

  • Over?

  • Good to be with you today.

  • Fantastic.

  • You're a pimp.

  • I'm getting a tattoo that says make money.

  • Also, my step Dad sucks with a sketch of your face, man, everyone should have one.

  • Now, for those who don't know, you're considered the most powerful anti tax lobbyist.

  • Possibly most powerful lobbyists, period.

  • Famous for the quote.

  • I don't want to abolish government.

  • I simply want to reduce it to the size work and drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.

  • You accept money from oil, tobacco?

  • Pharmaceutical companies?

  • Well done indeed.

  • My uncle squirrel.

  • We all know him.

  • Ah, he contracted Corona virus.

  • You can't afford medical care because he's lazy.

  • Here's a photo of his sorry ass.

  • Let's call him Squirrel.

  • Tyler, is that you?

  • Yeah, that's me.

  • Don't get used to it, Grover.

  • How do I tell this?

  • Said second that the government isn't gonna bail him out this time.

  • Just go down to the hospital.

  • You'll be taken care of there, making the both the ventilator necessary.

  • You have and the medicines are available, so don't not go to the hospital.

  • I can't afford a hospital bill.

  • Right.

  • That's your own damn fault.

  • Squirrel.

  • Your pieces.

  • Grover, I got another thing.

  • Will you tell him?

  • Took a dang front door on his house.

  • This man hasn't had a front door on his house as long as I have known him.

  • Hey, squirrel.

  • Come on.

  • Let's do that.

  • I like the cross breeze.

  • Exactly.

  • It's like a cave.

  • We're going back to the basics, baby.

  • Hey, squirrel.

  • Yeah.

  • Tyler, I love you.

  • Grover's going to send you some cash.

  • It'll be fine.

  • But, uh, it does not sound.

  • Well, I'll tell you what.

  • The second he's gone, I'm snagging that inflatable hot Toby.

  • Yes, sir.

  • Grover, I hope you'll indulge us for a second here.

  • You're not the only one accepting corporate cash.

  • It's time for us to pay the bills with a few sponsored segments.

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  • Can't be be Grover.

  • First feather, soft luxury mattress.

  • Question goes to you.

  • How do you sleep at night?

  • I don't think I have a feather.

  • Soft, bad, but I'm sure they're quite fun.

  • Well, that brings us to our next segment, sponsored by a sail away beauty mirror with its patent pending secure wall adhesives and streak free guarantee.

  • Sail away.

  • Beauty mirror can be Grover First sail away.

  • Beauty mirror question goes to you.

  • How do you look at yourself in the mirror?

  • Uh, straight sideways.

  • I just shaved the beard.

  • So we're gonna look little new.

  • Look here with just my husband shaved and I couldn't recognize him.

  • I started screaming, Oh, God, Who's in my house?

  • You know?

  • Well, that brings us to our last segment sponsored by Wally's Power Blender.

  • But it's patent pending swipe blades and dishwasher safe technologies.

  • Wally's Power Blender can't be beat Grover.

  • First, Wally's powered blender question goes to you.

  • What the hell is wrong with you?

  • Uh, well, I just keep working on organizing in United States to try and keep taxes down and maximize opportunities.

  • And that brings us to let's watch a poor person drown in our head.

  • Yeah, fire up the imagination engine and away we go.

  • Grover, what's your poor person doing in your head?

Let's bring in the president of Americans.

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